Seth Howard. Sgt.
Seth E. Howard On the morning of 6 April 2008, a pair of American Chinook helicopters zoomed in low over the Shok Valley in the unforgiving mountains of rural Afghanistan. This impenetrable, rocky ravine was unfamiliar and unfriendly territory to the Western powers – a heavily-fortified network of caves laced the canyon walls, concealing a massive network of terrorist freedom-and-pie-hating insurgents from the prying eyes of Allied warplanes and satellites. No NATO force had ever dared venture into this daunting region, and even the Soviets had been repeatedly turned away from this area by determined Mujahedeen fighters when the Russkies had launched their ill-fated invasion in the 80s.
Staff Sergeant Seth E. The treacherous, rocky canyon floor wasn’t conducive to setting down a couple of giant twin-propellered transport choppers, but the twelve men of Howard’s Special Forces team couldn’t have cared less if you’d paid them to. Well screw that. Thanks in no small part to Sgt. Main. Military Quotes and Quotations, Funny Quotes, Mottos, Military Jokes and Humor. Skippy's List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army » Skippy's List. A quick note: I don’t mind if you want to quote a few items from my list of your site.
But please do not copy the list in it’s entirety. Explanations of these events: a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.) c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.) d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. To explain how I’ve stayed out of jail/alive/not beaten up too badly…..
The 213 Things…. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. Military jokes. Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines jokes. Murphys Law of Combat Operations. Murphy's Military Law. Voytek (Wojtek) the Soldier Bear. Voytek the Soldier Bear "He liked a cigarette, he liked a bottle of beer - he drank a bottle of beer like any man.
" For centuries, Poland has been known specifically for two things – badass spicy sausages, and getting epically fucked over by every other European nation in every possible way. Polish people are constantly getting about as much respect as the Duke University football program, and the once-proud nation has been carved up more times than Joan Rivers’ face. The early days of World War II was no exception, when the unsuspecting, peaceful Poles all of a sudden found themselves getting sneak-attack double-teamed by the international military superpower dickheads Germany and the Soviet Union. Sure, the Communists and Fascists fucking hated each other, but apparently they were willing to join forces and work together to oppress the citizens of Poland, steal their land, and imprison anyone they damn well pleased. Links: Voytek, the Iranian Soldier-Bear Daily Mail Article Main. Wrath of the Drill Sergeant. Sgt. Mackenzie. Cookie Test - Main.
The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle. A little note: Try not to get worked up. I don't necessarily endorse the selection and ranking of the list below. Just thought it was an interesting article. The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle By Ben Thompson Nov 07, 2009 "Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter. " - Hector of Troy, Iliad XXII, Lines 304-5 Throughout the course of history, certain individuals have stood out as being completely ****ing awesome. Standard issue Colt 1911. Not standard issue: being super hardcore.