11 Funniest Classified Ads Ever I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Enjoy newspapers while you can. Even though they are on a path to being completely obsolete with the 24-hour news cycle, you're going to miss them when they're gone. One thing you're going to miss the most: The hilarity of the classifieds in small-town newspapers. Don't you want at least a little? 4thamendmentwear 4th Amendment Wear 4TH AMENDMENT UNDERCLOTHES Now there's a way to protest those intrusive TSA X-ray scanners without saying a word. 4th Amendment Metallic ink-printed undershirts and underwear. Assert your rights without saying a word.
The Meaning of Life - StumbleUpon by Cliff Pickover The differences between men and women. This is my lastest book: The Book of Black: Black Holes, Black Death, Black Forest Cake, and Other Dark Sides of Life Easily read my latest tweets, for free, here. Return to Pickover's main web page. Quotations about computers I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them. (Isaac Asimov) Never let a computer know you're in a hurry Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell Men are from Mars. The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before. – Bill Gates Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F. Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak Computers are useless. A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind - Joseph Weizenbaum We build our computer systems the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins - Ellen Ullman A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Computers can never replace human stupidity The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents. Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container. – Nathan Myhrvold ShareThis
Top Ten Action Figures that are So Bad, They’re Good | Top 10 Lists | T... - StumbleUpon When you think of dolls and action figures, characters such as Superman, Spider-man, Flash, and Batman probably come to mind. You may also think of the, oh so infamous Barbie and Ken. In most cases, the action figures or dolls you think of are generally centered on characters or people that are good role models, or characters that we see as being heroes. However, with the popularity of dolls spreading, more and more people have created some of the most obscure and outright weird toys. 10. That’s right; you can own a Queen of France and Navarre action figure. 9. As yes, the great man of psychoanalysis. 8. In case you want to add to your Sarah Palin shrine, this is perfect. 7. Not only is he a superstar of the A-Team, he’s a real superhero, FOOL! 6. What exactly do you do with an OCD action figure? 5. I know not a thing about Star Wars, and frankly, I find most Star Wars action figures to be pretty acceptable. 4. 3. Dun na na na, can’t touch this. 2. 1. Honorable Mentions:
Computer pranks The free software listed here is perfect for the most mischievous pranks and computer gags. This software is great for playing jokes on those unsuspecting users. Click on any of our computer pranks below to get more information and download them. Add/Remove Pretends to remove all of the software from your machine using the standard Windows Add/Remove Programs. Avoid A harmless prank that makes your Windows start button avoid your mouse! Backwards Mouse Backwards mouse will reverse all mouse movements on the desktop. Blue Screen of Death This prank simulates the Windows Bomb Use the Bomb program when you want to display that dreaded Windows Illegal Operation message dialog box. Click Me Want someone to have fun chasing a button around the screen? ClickStart The ClickStart prank will click the users start button every 45 seconds. Clippy Prank someone with this fake, customizable Clippy assistant. Copy Cursor Replicate the mouse cursor to random positions on the screen. Crazy Num Caps Scroll Cursor Fun
Divorce Cakes | DengeDenge Online Magazine The marriage may be over, but not the fun. Meet 12 examples of people expressing their feelings with cake “art”. (Link) (Link) (Link) (Link) (Link) 15 Oxymorons" An oxymoron is a combination of words that contradict each other. Here are some of our favorites. 1. virtual reality 2. original copy 3. old news 4. act naturally 5. pretty ugly 6. living dead 7. jumbo shrimp 8. rolling stop 9. constant variable 10. exact estimate 11. paid volunteers 12. civil war 13. sound of silence 14. clever fool 15. only choice Helen Davies, Marjorie Dorfman, Mary Fons, Deborah Hawkins, Martin Hintz, Linnea Lundgren, David Priess, Julia Clark Robinson, Paul Seaburn, Heidi Stevens, and Steve Theunissen
Funny Looking People - Stellas Magazine If you think you see funny people everyday, look at this freak collection. I wonder what reaction do they get everyday on the street:) Enjoy! How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? (Again) | John Mark Ministries Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go off and on at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Baptists: At least 15. Episcopalians: Three. Mormons: Five. Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. Methodists: Undetermined. Nazarene: Six. Lutherans: None. Amish: What’s a light bulb? Like Loading... This work, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Australia License.
Presidential Prank of the Day. BlueScreen Introduction One of the most feared colors in the NT world is blue. The infamous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) will pop up on an NT system whenever something has gone terribly wrong. Bluescreen is a screen saver that not only authentically mimics a BSOD, but will simulate startup screens seen during a system boot. On NT 4.0 installations it simulates chkdsk of disk drives with errors!On Windows 2000, Windows 95, and Windows 98 it presents the Windows 2000 startup splash screen, complete with rotating progress band and progress control updates! Bluescreen cycles between different Blue Screens and simulated boots every 15 seconds or so. Use Bluescreen to amaze your friends and scare your enemies! Installation and Use Note: before you can run Bluescreen on Windows 95 or 98, you must copy \winnt\system32\ntoskrnl.exe from a Windows 2000 system to your \Windows directory. More Information Note: Some virus scanners flag the Bluescreen screen saver as a virus. Download Bluescreen(64 KB)