Fired. Settings. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive. The complete list of Windows Logo keyboard shortcuts. The Windows Logo key, which is common on most keyboards these days, can be a powerful tool if you know the right shortcuts.
When it comes to keyboard shortcuts in Microsoft Windows 7, I admit to being a bit of a novice. I fall back on the menu system or, now that it is available by default in Windows 7, I use the search box located on the Start Menu. But, as the following list shows us, there are definitely opportunities for increased efficiency within the matrix of keyboard shortcuts. One of the more powerful, and probably least used, set of keyboard shortcuts involves the Windows Logo key, which is common on most keyboards packaged with a Windows-based personal computer these days.
Table A lists the keyboard shortcut combinations associated with the Windows Logo key and what each combination will do. Table A - Source Microsoft Also read: Airbag. Error404. Pcsrdown. Binary. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive. Here's an easy game to play, here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause your index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you another game sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive. I once unpacked a hard drive shipped from Bubba's in Louisiana, and it arrived with this article in the packaging.
No kidding! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICE Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to: We're sorry. The device is encased in foam to protect it from the Shipping People, who like nothing more than to jab spears into outgoing boxes. WARNING: DO NOT EVER AS LONG AS YOU LIVE THROW AWAY THE BOX OR ANY OF THE PIECES OF STYROFOAM, EVEN THE LITTLE ONES SHAPED LIKE PEANUTS.
YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable. WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive. Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password.
Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. Blissfully ignorant, they thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote and drive, too? 8:12am Accounting called to say they couldn't access expense reports database. 8:14am User from 8:05 call said they received error message Error accessing Drive 0. 11:00am Relatively quiet for last few hours. 11:34am Another user calls (do they ever learn?). 12:00pm Lunch 3:30pm Return from lunch. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive.
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When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 2. Don't write anything down. Ever. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive.
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