Welcome to the Era of the Mega-Lie. When the men (and women) from Mars land next year—language and life are moving that fast—they will of course command, “Take us to your leader.”
Thereafter conversation will be limited if they are modish folk who have adopted all the new words sanctified as acceptable English by the Oxford English Dictionary. The tsunami of new words has not so far relieved us of the encroaching corruptions of political vocabulary skewered by Orwell seventy years ago. “Emptying words of meaning is an essential step on the road to autocratic rule.” It sounds like an ungood Newspeak principle, but it is fresh from Roger Cohen, the New York Times columnist, commenting in 2017 on the weird events of the Trump presidency.
Having scored a surprise Electoral College victory, but not the “landslide” he claimed, the new president obsessed about the size of his inauguration crowds and the conspiracy whereby Hillary Clinton sneaked nearly three million noncitizens into the nation’s voting booths. 17 Unusual Words That Will Make You Appear Smarter When Describing People.
It was the English writer Philip Pullman (famous for the fantasy trilogy His Dark Materials) who once famously wrote that "People are too complicated to have simple labels.
" Google’s breakdown of what Americans don’t know how to spell, state by state. In honor of the National Spelling Bee, which starts Wednesday, Google decided to see what words people in each of the 50 states struggle to spell.
To do this, employees looked at Google searches of “how to spell ______” in each of the states from Jan. 1 to April 30 this year. Whatever word filled that blank most often in each state became denoted as that state’s “most misspelled word.” The results may not be scientific, but they sure were amusing. Perhaps most amusing, though, was that when Google first tweeted the “America’s Most Misspelled Words” infographic, it pointed out that folks in Washington, D.C., needed the help of the Internet to spell the word “ninety.”
Only, the infographic read “nintey.” Google quickly corrected the graphic, allowing its viewers to focus on the peculiar results. [Trump targets ‘negative press covfefe’ in garbled midnight tweet] How Language Evolved in the Brain. In his recent Nautilus essay, “The Kekulé Problem,” Cormac McCarthy suggests that our unconscious mental processes are a modern echo of the prelinguistic minds of our prehistoric ancestors.
He sees a stark contrast between language as a fairly recent cultural invention and the unconscious as an ancient biological system; the two are made from entirely different cloth, which is why, according to McCarthy, the unconscious “is loathe to speak to us.” It is “just not used to giving verbal instructions and is not happy doing so,” preferring to communicate with our consciousness in images and metaphors.
As a linguist, I don’t think I quite agree with the renowned novelist’s characterization of the unconscious mind as fundamentally non-verbal—which I guess is Canadian polite-speak for: Wow, I really don’t agree with that at all. The unconscious mind of the modern human—after language—is inexorably altered by it. Symbols can’t be the whole story. Symbols are indeed crucial to human language. Let’s Talk About Bitchface. Skedaddle. The months of September, October, November, and December take their names from Latin words meaning “seven,” “eight,” “nine,” and “ten.”
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From 'Humbled' to 'Pal': The Rise of the 'Smarmonym' They’re called “contronyms” or, less elegantly, “auto-antonyms.”
They’re words that are their own antonyms—that mean one thing and a polar-opposite thing at the same time—and they include terms like “sanction” (which can mean both to “ratify” and to “penalize”) and “seed” (to plant seeds and/or remove them) and “cleave” (to cling to and/or to separate). But there’s a special strain of contronym—one whose terms get their divergent meanings not from some long-lost whim of Latin or German or Proto-Indo-European, but from something both enduring and contemporary: human awkwardness.
Earlier this week, the magazine editor Hugo Lindgren wondered: If You Have To Say It, Say It In GIFs. The Appeal Of Emoji: They Don't Say Anything A few years ago, I staged an emoticon intervention with my father.
I'd realized with horror that he had been sprinkling smiley faces into the messages he sent to his friends, relatives and even business acquaintances, so I sat him down for a stern conversation about the crippling un-coolness that the habit conveyed. No one, I told him, should be caught dead using At the time, I congratulated myself on being a caring daughter who'd saved her father from looking like a fool.
Yet recently, I've realized my dad was just an early adopter. The Kids Are ALL-CAPS. Good Internet citizens are supposed to hate all-caps writing.
It's shouty, it's misused. But it can also help solve a modern visual problem. Imagine "someone looking at a feed,” says the Canadian artist Alex McLeod, and wondering, “How can I stand out?” For a living, McLeod sells phantasmagoric prints and digital files through his website. Twitter is where he hones his online persona, by writing surrealist thoughts in all-caps to attract attention.
The blog of The Harvard Crimson. Hundreds of high school prefrosh will be coming to campus this weekend, phones in hand, thumbs at the ready.
In high school, texting was all about the abbreviations and acronyms. Cool texters were the ones who could throw around g2g, LOL, and idk without a second thought. Now, though, these prefrosh are at Harvard, and at Harvard, it's punctuation that matters. That means that these prefrosh have got some stuff to learn. The Period, Our Simplest Punctuation Mark, Has Become a Sign of Anger. This is an unlikely heel turn in linguistics. In most written language, the period is a neutral way to mark a pause or complete a thought; but digital communications are turning it into something more aggressive. That’s what zhe said: As genders blur, language is rapidly adapting. On January 8 the American Dialect Society announced “they” as its 2015 Word of the Year. Some may be surprised that the common pronoun beat out newcomers “on fleek” and “ammosexual.” But “they” didn’t win because of the way it’s traditionally been used as a plural pronoun. Rather, it won because of the way it’s being now applied as a gender-neutral, singular form that can be applied to either sex.
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