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Programming, Motherfucker - Do you speak it?

Programming, Motherfucker - Do you speak it?
We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years. We are tired of XP , Scrum , Kanban , Waterfall , Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite ) and anything else getting in the way of... Programming, Motherfucker . We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do... Programming, Motherfucker . We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of...

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