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When we first started watching this re-dub of the opening song from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast we thought, “Ugh, just more tired gay stereotypes.” But once Belle gets moving through her small provincial town, [s]he lets out his/her inner bitch and throws serious shade at just about everyone. Who knew that Belle was actually a young androgyne just looking for a hairy beast to shag?
WATCH: Beauty And The Beast Actually About A Cross-Dressing Twink / Queerty
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To promote the inaugural IAWTV Awards, the IAWTV (International Academy of Web Television) asked members to create “Why I Do What I Do” videos and to ask fans to create “Why I Watch” videos, promoting both the awards and their favorite shows. Felicia created a “Why I Do What I Do” video, as did Doug [...]
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Blu-ray, Blu-ray Movies, Blu-ray Players, Blu-ray Reviews
Of this week's vintage offerings, the most highly coveted may be the Blu-ray debut of Roman Polanski's Chinatown . Thirty-eight years after its theatrical premiere, the film still maintains its power to entrap and disturb audiences, thanks to taut direction, Robert Towne's labyrinthine script, and a subtly controlled lead performance from Jack Nicholson. Blu-ray.com and the Weinstein Company are offering three Blu-ray.com members the opportunity to win a copy of director Phyllida Lloyd's Margaret Thatcher biopic, The Iron Lady , starring Best Actress winner Meryl Streep. The film arrives on April 10th.Anime
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Benjamin : It's like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don't make any sense to me. They're being made up by all the wrong people. I mean no one makes them up. They seem to make themselves up.