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I opened your e-mail on my phone while my date was in the bathroom, but then I saw that it required more than a "yes" or "no" reply, decided that was too much work, marked it as unread, and then forgot about it entirely until just now! I totally meant to respond to this earlier, but I didn't know the answer to your question and I kept not caring enough to ask anyone. The President And The Prime Minister: A Transcript. The Oval Office.
The White House. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J TRUMP: Hi, Prime Minister. How to procrastinate like an expert. Over the Christmas break, have you felt bad about leaving all the things you usually do?
Work emails unanswered, books unwritten, blogs unblogged and That Thing Your Boss Wants hiding somewhere under the TV schedule? Procrastination and being organised is a big problem for many of us, with a host of articles, books and blogs giving us the reassurance we seek – that you’re not alone. The excellent Graham Allcott even has some top productivity tips in the lifestyle section of this very site (his book is very good, and as nobody else I can think of is releasing a book soon … nope, nobody at all ...
I recommend it) Sun readers wondering if it’s okay to start hating France again yet. Readers of The Sun newspaper have asked if they can start hating France again yet.
After two whole weeks of cross-channel amity and entente cordiale, readers of the nation’s most popular newspaper are starting to feel that you can have too much of a good thing. News that Prime Minister David Cameron is seeking to actively support France in long-term military operations has been met with dismay by white-van drivers who feel that leaving a newspaper with a Tricolor on the cover on the dashboard might send entirely the wrong message. Report: Retailers Pull In $5 Billion Annually From Women Coming Off Street To Avoid Harassment. WASHINGTON—Describing the behavior as an extremely reliable source of consumer spending, a report released Thursday by the Department of Commerce confirmed that the nation’s retailers earn $5 billion annually from women coming in from the street in order to get away from harassment.
“Our research has shown that female consumers who quickly duck into stores after noticing that a strange man has been following them for several city blocks are responsible for a significant portion of all retail sales in the United States,” said Commerce Secretary Penny Pritzker, noting that some businesses may earn up to 10 percent of their total sales revenue from purchases made by women browsing the store’s aisles in the hopes that the men who were harassing, catcalling, and leering at them lose track of where they went and continue walking down the sidewalk. Black Widow Trailer - SNL. Laïcité – Le gouvernement ordonne la destruction de la ville de Lourdes. Le gouvernement vient d’annoncer une série de nouvelles mesures visant à renforcer la laïcité en France.
Au programme, un plan visant à renforcer l’interdiction des signes religieux distinctifs dans l’espace public. Plusieurs symboles religieux se voient menacés de destruction, dont notamment la ville de Lourdes. Manchester to be completely covered in spikes. THE city of Manchester is to cover all pavements, walls and street furniture with metal spikes to stop locals getting soft.
Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty. NEW YORK—Confronted on a regular basis with images of women who represent a diverse array of body types, a growing number of American men are reportedly feeling pressured to accept the increasingly realistic standards of female beauty now depicted in the media, social scientists confirmed this week.
“More and more, men today find themselves bombarded with un-retouched images, and with that comes the considerable mental burden of trying to reconcile what they see in these ads and magazines with their personal perceptions of beauty,” said sociologist Cliff Hillard, who studies attainable ideals of female attractiveness in the media and how they can create an overly realistic sense of what women ought to look like. “For most men, it’s very discouraging. Hideous Londoners forced to travel above ground. THE twisted troglodytes who inhabit London have been forced to expose themselves to daylight.
The near-blind, cannibalistic subhumans, who usually live their short brutish lives in either tunnels or offices, are now groping their way through the capital’s streets. Courage award for man who threw out old computer cables. A Guildford man has been honoured in the People’s Courage Awards for 2006 for showing ‘outstanding bravery and strength of character’ in throwing out a number of old computer cables, even though he could not remember where they came from and could not be certain that one of them might not come in handy again at some point in the future.
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"It should be an embarrassment for the hosts, not for India. " The worst Olympics ever: Now we know why police never caught Benny Hill. Among the many influential people overlooked by the London Games' opening ceremony was the novelist and essayist George Orwell – although NBC and Twitter paid him appropriate homage on Monday by suspending the account of the Independent journalist Guy Adams for tweeting criticism of the network's dire coverage.
But perhaps it is for the best that London avoided any reference to surveillance society. Their security situation has been yet another embarrassment during these appalling Olympics. First there was the humiliation of private firm G4S managing to rustle up only 6,000 of the 10,000 security guards it was paid nearly half a billion pounds to provide. (We'll just chalk that up to inflation.) Then we learned that authorities lost the keys to Wembley Stadium sometime last week, an admission of incompetence that serves to explain why they were never able to catch Benny Hill. Alphabet. France is basically Hitler, agrees everyone. Let us now return to pointing it at Greece The nation of malodorous collaborators was condemned after just under one in five of them expressed views held by at least one in five people in England. Marine Le Pen, leader of the extreme right wing National Front, took 18 percent of the vote in the presidential election, causing Britain to reach for its large, foam pointing finger.
Using the big finger to type its editorial, the Daily Telegraph said: “France is once again teeming with Hitlers. According to our calculations that now means that everyone in Europe is a Nazi. Bad thing. WHY MEN HATE ME BECAUSE I AM SO HANDSOME. There has been a great deal of negative feedback to Samantha Brick’s Daily Mail article “Why Women Hate Me For Being Beautiful”. I don’t understand why. ArtHistorySimplified.names. What Petition Are We Signing?
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