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Re: Cat Talking, Translation

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Weather woes: 20 signs you're on a British holiday | Travel When we asked for your underwhelming UK holiday pictures, we were inundated. The images poured in like rain on a crazy golf course. It seems everyone has been on an average holiday, taken a photo swaddled in layers of irony and disappointment, and shared it on the internet. As the person who has seen every single one of those sent in to the Guardian, I’ve learned a thing or two about underwhelming British holidays. 1) It’s starting to rain 2) It’s raining 3) It’s still raining 4) The dog blames you for the fact it’s raining 5) You’re optimistic that it’ll stop raining soon 6) It’s just stopped raining. 7) ... for a spot of sunbathing 8) Uh-oh, it’s raining again. 9) Pretty sure it’s brightening up. Does it count as a hole-in-one if the ball floats? 10) Back to the camp site to get warm. 11) Up bright and early the next morning to see if the weather’s changed Nope. 12) Never mind, it’ll clear up later. 13) Or look at a river in the rain. 14) Lunchtime! A popular one. 18) Hunger is setting in.

Dico du futur | Des mots pour inventer demain Les énigmes de Lego, avec les réponses Pour le 55eme anniversaire de la marque, Lego a créé 55 énigmes de culture populaire qui font appel à l’imagination à base de briques à résoudre. J’ai fait une compilation de vos réponses à la fin de l’article, elles y sont presque toutes. Voici une compilation des réponses que vous avez donné dans les commentaires il y a toutes les réponses mais on a un doute sur 7 d’entre elles. 01 Stairway to heaven 02 Purple rain03 Braveheart ? 04 Quatre mariages et un enterrement 05 I walk the line06 Pussy Riot ? Litres d'eau glacée qui plongent dans les mers du nord pour repartir vers le sud porté par le courant thermolahine 35 000 000Eau douce Il y a 35 millions de km3 d'eau douce dans le monde mais près de 70 % se trouvent sous forme de glace et 30 % sous la terre. L'eau sur Terre représente environ 3 milliards de milliards de tonnes, soit un demi-millième de la masse terrestre seulement. L'eau terrestre a été apportée par environ 10 millions de comètes et d'astéroïdes tombées sur Terre entre 50 et 100 millions d'année après la formation de la planète. Tous les chiffres clés sur l'eau Il y aurait 230 000 espèces marines selon les scientifiques de 32 pays qui estiment qu'il reste à en découvrir entre 500 et 700 000 ! 0,0001% de l'eau terrestre est disponible et potable. Entre 20 et 60 cmd'élévation du niveau des océans d'ici 2100 selon le Giec. 2600 km3 d 'eau / an C'est la quantité d'eau actuellement utilisée pour l'agriculturedans le monde. 361 000 000Les océans représentent près de 361 millions de km2 Les océans vides en 2050 Quelles espèces de poissons acheter sans vider les océans ? 7000 m3 L'eau virtuelle ?

Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent And Hilarious (PHOTOS) An extreme tattoo can be totally badass. Unless you spell it "exreme." Then it's just hilarious. Close The irony is killing us. The top 25 Bushisms of all time. I started gathering Bush's verbal slip-ups while covering his first presidential campaign. From the first one we published in Slate in October 1999—"The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?"—adding to the collection has been my main pleasure, perhaps my only pleasure, in watching the man. Since then, I've collected—with help from Slate readers—more than 500 Bushisms. Jacob Weisberg is chairman and editor-in-chief of The Slate Group and author of The Bush Tragedy. People often assume that because I've spent the past nine years collecting Bushisms, I must despise George W. It helps his case that Bush, like Yogi Berra, is in on the joke. Being able to laugh at yourself is a rare quality in a leader. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24.

Dumb Laws in Utah. Crazy Utah Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws! Dumb Laws in Utah It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. Birds have the right of way on all highways. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3. Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency. Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer. Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. City Laws in Utah Kaysville You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark. Logan