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Perfect Man/WomanOnce upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Answer: The perfect woman survived. **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. **** Men keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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Badass of the Week: Anthony OmariAnthony Omari Late on the night of January 23, 2012, a 24 year-old Kenyan uber-hero named Anthony Omari awoke to find three gigantic dudes with machetes standing over his bed. He knew right away that they weren't there to sell Girl Scout cookies or ask him for a jumping mid-air high-five. Omari is the custodian of Faraja Children's Home in Ngong, Kenya – a sanctuary of healing and love that over the past several years has grown from a tin-roofed one-room shack in the slums of Nairobi into a decent-sized facility that has taken in 37 boys and girls who have been abandoned or orphaned from the street. The second Omari snapped awake, he immediately recognized the jokers standing around him – it was the fourth time this month that the Faraja Children's Home had been broken into, and it was at least the second time that these exact assholes had paid the orphans a visit in the middle of the night. A Kenyan machete, also known as a panga. The gang had seen enough. Links: The original post Main
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Mass Effect 3 Weapons Guide: The Best Guns For The Right CharactersGet into our Mass Effect weapons guide to figure out the best weapons for your character in . Learn which weapons are best for the different roles and learn how effectively use them on the battlefield. Now due note, that DLC and Collector's Edition guns are not included in this guide because not everyone has the money to spend for extra weapons. Assault Rifles - M-76 Revenant Submachine Guns - M-9 Tempest Heavy Pistols - M-6 Carnifex Total Weight: Power Recharge Speed +58% Soldiers are designed to be an expert in barrages of gunfire. The M-76 Revenant has a high fire rate and does a good amount of damage, however, the accuracy is really low, but with the Adrenaline Rush ability, it will increase your accuracy greatly, especially if you add the scope mod to it. The M-9 Tempest is lightweight and has a whole lot of bullets to empty out quickly. The M-6 Carnifex is highly accurate and a lethal pistol to use. Sniper Rifles: M-92 Mantis Heavy Pistols: M-5 Phalanx Shotguns: Graal Spike Thrower
Murphys Law Calculator - StumbleUponMurphy's Law Calculator From a formula for * Sod's Law provided by British Gas: ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)) "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong!" Find out in advance whether you will be able to successfully repair your VCR, get to a meeting on time, impress your date, or be a success at any activity whatsoever ! British Gas commissioned Dr David Lewis, a chartered psychologist; Dr Keylan Leyser, an economist and business consultant; and Philip Obadya, a mathematician, to devise the formula. Murphy's Law Links: Note: Murphy's Law has long been known in the UK as "Sod's Law".
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