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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9909446/Nurse-refuses-to-do-CPR-hear-the-911-call.html

Video: Nurse refuses to do CPR: hear the 911 call

Lorraine Bayless collapsed in the dining room of the retirement home at Glenwood Gardens in Bakersfield, California, which offers different levels of care. She lived in an independent living building, which state officials said is like an apartment complex and doesn't operate under licensing oversight. On February 26, an unidentified woman rang the emergency services from a mobile phone to ask for paramedics to be sent to help an unconscious resident.

Cops: Florida Man, 36, Assaulted Teen Relative With Taco Bell Burrito

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/taco-bell-burrito-battery-678451 A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge after allegedly battering a teenage relative with a Taco Bell burrito.

Ham and Bananas Hollandaise | Vintage Recipe Cards

http://vintagerecipecards.com/2011/06/15/ham-and-bananas-hollandaise/ 6 medium bananas 1/4 cup lemon juice 6 thin slices boiled ham (about 1/2 lb) 3 tablespoons prepared mustard 2 envelopes (1 1/4-oz size) hollandaise sauce mix 1/4 cup light cream 1.

Corporate Personhood to Cost Seattle $500,000 to Settle Phone Book Lawsuit

Update 2: There is now a followup: Why you should care about Seattle’s phonebook debacle? Update: This post did not include an estimate for the city’s own legal fees. The city retained Summit Law Group as outside counsel on the case which has lasted nearly 18 months and included written and oral arguments to the Federal Court of Appeals. http://jeffreifman.com/2013/02/21/corporate-personhood-to-cost-seattle-500000-to-settle-phone-book-lawsuit/

Black Panther Torture "Trial" Tape Surfaces

http://www.newhavenindependent.org/index.php/archives/entry/rackley_trial_tape_surfaces/ In the basement of a New Haven housing co-op, tied to a chair at gunpoint, in a vain effort to save his life, Alex Rackley started giving up names after fellow party members poured pots of boiling water over him.
By Rusty Blazenhoff on February 20, 2013

New Copyright-Free Happy Birthday Song Selected

http://laughingsquid.com/new-copyright-free-happy-birthday-song-selected/

Is the "secret" room at Houston's ZaZa a voyeuristic sex-dungeon for rich weirdos?

http://boingboing.net/2013/02/20/is-the-secret-room-at-hous.html A redditor called joelikesmusic reported that a friend of his had been checked into a weird, narrow dungeon-like theme room at the Hotel Zaza in Houston (it's got lots of theme suites -- I once stayed in their awesome space-themed one with my family, on the way to my honeymoon).
Last week, FEMA posted a rather unexpected alert in its emergency services bulletin titled “Hash Oil Explosions Increasing Across US.”

How Hash Oil Is Blowing Up Across the U.S. — Literally | Underwire

New cunning linguist computer has got ancient tongues licked

Boffins have put together a new computer system that attempts to translate protolanguages, the ancient "parent" tongues from which modern languages evolved.
I was on a panel a few weeks ago discussing mutations, and what they can and cannot do. Spider-man was one of the topics, because the sad truth is that the Comics industry has conspired in a G-rated cover-up to hide his terrible, terrible affliction. Spider-man’s spider webbing talent isn’t what you think it is. Sure, male spiders do have special appendages on the front of their bodies–they are really noticeable ”boxing gloves.”

The horrible truth about Spiderman’s Anatomy

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