How To Piss Off the Dutch. Disclaimer: Written with a knipoog.
A practice in the art of sarcasm. Inspired by the article How To Piss Off Singaporeans, I’d like to provide some useful insight as to how to piss off the Dutch, or more accurately, ways that will make it difficult for you to make genuine Dutch friends and easily alienate Dutch people. For the past seven years, I’ve been playing the dutiful role of an American expat living in the Netherlands. Mind you, not in Amsterdam, but rather in the heart of the Netherlands, Utrecht. Parenthood (read = barely hanging on to our sanity) and wanting a bigger space for our precocious son has led us to move to the sticks, Dutch suburbia in all its glory. Expat life in Les Pays-Bas wasn’t always easy for me, especially in the early years and there are still some days that are still much harder than others. Not to be too much of a cultural chauvinist, but there are some insider tips that I would love to divulge to my fellow expats in the Netherlands. Www.patentoftheweek.com/1996-Now/index.html.
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