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Ordinary people can be drop dead funny. Latest additions: 1/21/11 Human speech is directly responsible for almost every thought and emotion we have throughout life's journey. This page features humor that bypasses that. Slips and Gaffes Accident Reports -- Descriptions of accidents as written on insurance claim forms. Questions, Suggestions, and Complaints Forest Service Feedback -- City folk suggest improvements to the outdoors. Things Kids Say Kids' Ideas About Love -- 5 to 10 year olds expound on love and marriage. Stupidity Warning Labels -- In today's litigious society, products need ridiculously obvious instructions. Famous People Yogi Berra -- Verbal blunders from one of baseball's legends. For goofs and gaffes related to computers, visit: RinkWorks Things People Said is a RinkWorks production. Talk Back Currently we are NOT accepting new submissions, as we are backlogged and have little hope of catching up any time in the near future. Legalese Related:  General KnowledgeQuotations

s "The Reference Desk" - Business, Math, Science, Engineering, Technology, Language, Medical, Veterinary, Livestock, Gardening, Photography, Music, Recipes, etc. Quotes and Famous Sayings - The Quotations Page Top Films of the 1990s TOP TEN FILMS OF THE 1990s Return to Main Film Page 1. MAGNOLIA (Paul Thomas Anderson) 2. THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY (Anthony Minghella) 3. EYES WIDE SHUT (Stanley Kubrick) 4. Honorable Mention: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (Myrick & Sanchez); COOKIE'S FORTUNE (Altman); ELECTION (Payne); EXISTENZ (Cronenberg); THE LIMEY (Soderberg); THE LITTLE THIEF (Zonca); M/OTHER (Suwa); MR. Notable Shorts: THE CURVE (Rohmer); FAST AS YOU CAN (Anderson); LET FOREVER BE (Gondry); OUTER SPACE (Tscherkassky) Most Overrated: THE HURRICANE (Jewison); THE SIXTH SENSE (Shyamalan) 1998 1. Honorable Mention: AUTUMN TALE (Rohmer); BUFFALO '66 (Gallo); CLASS TRIP (Miller); THE GENERAL (Boorman); I STAND ALONE (Noe); THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO (Stillman); LATE AUGUST, EARLY SEPTEMBER (Assayas); MY NAME IS JOE (Loach); THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (Farrelly); ZERO EFFECT (Kasden) Notable Shorts: ACROSS THE UNIVERSE (Anderson); LICK THE STAR (Coppola); PRAISE YOU (Jonze); THIS IS HARDCORE (Nichol) 1997 1. 1996 1. 1995 1. 1994 1.

Quote/Counterquote Small Business Ideas Now Quote Investigator | Dedicated to tracing quotations A Simple Novel Outline – 9 questions for 25 chapters « H.E. Roulo Just as every tree is different but still recognizably a tree, every story is different but contains elements that make it a story. By defining those before you begin you clarify the scope of your work, identify your themes, and create the story you meant to write. At Norwescon 2011 I sat in on a session called Outline Your Novel in 90-minutes led by Mark Teppo. I’ll give you the brief, readable, synthesized version. Here are the 9 questions to create a novel: 1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) 5.) 6.) 7.) 8.) 9.) Now, with those 9 questions answered to your satisfaction, try to fill in a 25 chapter, 75,000 word outline. Chapters 7-18 are the middle of your book. Chapters 19-25 depict the heroic act to victory. Wasn’t that easy? Okay, sure, the work isn’t done yet. Using the idea that there are 25 chapters, I outlined my current work in progress. I hope that was helpful. Tell me what works for you. Related 6 Steps to Masterful Writing Critiques June 7, 2013 In "Writing Tips" Writers love to write. In "News"

Wisdom Quotes Intriguing Architecture Details Showcased by an Australian Family Residence With an impressive modern architecture and featuring a swimming pool suspended 36 feet above the ground, Treetops Residence was designed by Australian studio Artas Architects & Planners and constructed by D Pearce Constructions. The building is located in Brisbane, Australia and is surrounded by a lush green landscape which ensures a high level of privacy. Here is more from the project developers: “The house’s centerpiece is a sky pool with living areas wrapped around its striking boldness creating a place of tranquility, where water, space and sky come together. The house cleverly and effortlessly fuses between separate, living and entertaining areas, parents retreat, office, children’s and guest areas. The entry floor contains a three-car garage with off street parking for three visitor’s cars.

Someone is walking over my grave Meaning A response to a sudden unexplained shudder or shivering. Origin 'Someone is walking over my grave' seems a rather odd thing for a living person to say when experiencing a sudden shudder, so why is it said? The 18th saying derives from an earlier folk legend that a sudden cold sensation was caused by someone walking over the place that one's grave was eventually going to be. The earliest known record of the phrase in print, which is of course an indication of the earliest date that we can prove that the phrase was in public use, is in Simon Wagstaff's A Complete Collection of Genteel and Ingenious Conversation, 1738. Miss [shuddering]. The old folk belief is recorded by the Yorkshire novelist Harriet Parr, who also used a pseudonym, that of Holme Lee, in Basil Godfrey's Caprice, 1868: Joan shuddered - that irrepressible convulsive shudder which old wives say is caused by a footstep walking over the place of our grave that shall be.

Dog Intelligence Test Has anyone seen a white coat hanger? I seemed to have lost it. Stanley Coren ranked dog breeds by intelligence in his book The Intelligence of Dogs based on surveys done of dog trainers, the article for which contains a summary of the rankings obtained. According to Coren, there are three types of dog intelligence. They are: Adaptive Intelligence (learning and problem-solving ability). Coren has come up with six test to see how intelligent dogs are. Test Rules: Use your own dog, at least one year old, and living with you for at least 3 monthsThe tests should be like a game for your dogYou must remain calm, don’t raise your voice, act disgusted or over excitedYou can only do the tests once or twice for scoring purposesThe tests can be given separately and in any order. About the dog IQ Test: The tests were devised by Dr Stanley Coren, professor of psychology at the University of British Columbia, a prizewinning dog trainer and an authority on canine intelligence. How to do the test Scoring

Quotes About Intelligent Design (55 quotes) “Scientists are slowly waking up to an inconvenient truth - the universe looks suspiciously like a fix. The issue concerns the very laws of nature themselves. For 40 years, physicists and cosmologists have been quietly collecting examples of all too convenient "coincidences" and special features in the underlying laws of the universe that seem to be necessary in order for life, and hence conscious beings, to exist. Change any one of them and the consequences would be lethal. Fred Hoyle, the distinguished cosmologist, once said it was as if "a super-intellect has monkeyed with physics". To see the problem, imagine playing God with the cosmos. Example: neutrons are just a tad heavier than protons.

50 Awesome Quotes by Neil deGrasse Tyson Neil deGrasse Tyson (born October 5, 1958) is an American astrophysicist, a science communicator, the Frederick P. Rose Director of the Hayden Planetarium at the Rose Center for Earth and Space, and a Research Associate in the Department of Astrophysics at the American Museum of Natural History. Since 2006 he has hosted the educational science television show NOVA scienceNOW on PBS. Tyson attended Harvard University, where he majored in physics. Dr. If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you’d see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2012 According to the song, Rudolph’s nose is shiny, which means it reflects rather than emits light. The most boring constellation: Triangulum Australis. Just an FYI: Roman Numerals have no zero because it was not yet invented, allowing year 2000 to be written efficiently as MM.— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) August 22, 2011 Slowest pitch in Baseball to reach catcher?

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