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Things to say when you are hugging someone. Open Racism. Esta Abuelita De 100 Años Es La Única Que Puede Decir Esto Y Salirse Con La Suya. Steve Hughes Live at the Apollo London (FULL) 9GAG.tv. Useless Box with Surprises. No Sex Tonight. Epic fail Epic man, just epic.... A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE. Are whites racially oppressed? The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence. 403 - Forbidden. Beethoven. When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

Beethoven

A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards. " He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about.

Horse Head Mask. How often do you get to experience the feeling of the wind on your mane and the crisp spring air flowing through your nostrils?

Horse Head Mask

This experience just got a little more plausible with this fantastically realistic horse head mask. Roam the countryside or the industrialized city in horse like style. No longer can the man keep you down. Feel free as you gallop through the masses of normal people who are droning along indefinitely in the struggle to maintain. You now are a horse and you now are the most beautiful creature in the world. Check out this video of the horse head in action, you’ll be sure to turn a few heads. Awesome Stuff to Buy - StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself?

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Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and most likely some you’ve never seen. 1. Across the Bridge You need: A deck of cards and 2 or more people Deal ten cards face down in a straight line. 2. You need: One quarter, a pitcher, beer (of course), 8+ people (2 teams) Pour beer into the pitcher. 3. You need: One deck of cards and 4 people The play: Start by dealing out all of the cards. Ranking system: The four players are ranked as follows for each round played. Just for Fun!

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These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For...WTF!? 10 Best Sexual Drinking Games. Some of the best sexual drinking games can be done either in an intimate setting with only you and your girlfriend or you can make it a party and have multiple people.

10 Best Sexual Drinking Games

The ten most commonly played sexual drinking games are: Nine cans of beer or the floor. In this game you will need about nine cans of beer per person, (NOTE: not everyone will finish this game) a shot glass and a time keeper. Every minute for 100 minutes you take a shot of beer. At first that may seem easy enough but when you add it up it comes out to about nine beers in just over an hour and a half.