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Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks

Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks

The 30 Most Important Cats Of 2010: Pics, Videos, Links, News BlueScreen Introduction One of the most feared colors in the NT world is blue. The infamous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) will pop up on an NT system whenever something has gone terribly wrong. Bluescreen is a screen saver that not only authentically mimics a BSOD, but will simulate startup screens seen during a system boot. On NT 4.0 installations it simulates chkdsk of disk drives with errors!On Windows 2000, Windows 95, and Windows 98 it presents the Windows 2000 startup splash screen, complete with rotating progress band and progress control updates! Bluescreen cycles between different Blue Screens and simulated boots every 15 seconds or so. Use Bluescreen to amaze your friends and scare your enemies! Installation and Use Note: before you can run Bluescreen on Windows 95 or 98, you must copy \winnt\system32\ntoskrnl.exe from a Windows 2000 system to your \Windows directory. More Information Note: Some virus scanners flag the Bluescreen screen saver as a virus. Download Bluescreen(64 KB)

11 cheap gifts guaranteed to impress science geeks Science comes up with a lot of awesome stuff, and you don't need a Ph.D, a secret lab, or government funding to get your hands on some of the coolest discoveries. We've got a list of 11 mostly affordable gifts that are guaranteed to blow your mind, whether or not you're a science geek. Click on any image to see it enlarged. 1. Aerogel Also known as frozen smoke, Aerogel is the world's lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. Aerogel isn't just neat, it's useful. Price: $35 2. Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. EcoSpheres came out of research looking at ways to develop self-contained ecosystems for long duration space travel. Price: $80 3. NASA has been trying to figure out how to get a sample of rock back from Mars for a while now. Every once in a while, a meteorite smashes into Mars hard enough to eject some rocks out into orbit around the sun. Price: $70+ 4. Price: $150 5. Price: $110 6. Price: $80 7. Price: $15 8.

Free Software for Students - Student's Guide to Free Software Share this page on Facebook The resources below will help students and teachers (or anyone) load up their computers with all the legally free software needed for school. There are free replacements available for Photoshop, Illustrator, Microsoft Office, and many other commercial programs. Free software for Windows. Free Software for Windows There are many free programs for Windows. Free Software for Web Design The following Windows programs are excellent free replacements for Dreamweaver, FrontPage, Photoshop, and other commonly used programs for Web design and development. The tables above are just partial lists. Free Software for Mac OS X If you use Mac OS X, you can find a lot of good Free open-source software at OpenSourceMac.org. Free Software for Linux Most software for Linux is free. The table below lists some common programs that are used on Linux. The table above is just a brief introduction. Linux for Web Design What computer to buy for school A "PC" (Microsoft Windows)Apple MacLinux

? In the glossary of a programming textbook ? Posted by mathfail on April 28, 2010 (via Reddit) This was posted by ooglag on Reddit who says it’s from John Zelle’s Python Programming, although it’s pretty common in other text books as well. ** Note: Some posts on Math-Fail are user-submitted and NOT verified by the admin of the site before publication. Loading ... why americans should never be allowed to travel I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. A nice lady just called. A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

11 Funniest Classified Ads Ever I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Enjoy newspapers while you can. Even though they are on a path to being completely obsolete with the 24-hour news cycle, you're going to miss them when they're gone. One thing you're going to miss the most: The hilarity of the classifieds in small-town newspapers. Don't you want at least a little? cambodia_ta-prohm-temple.jpg (JPEG Image, 1024x768 pixels) - Scaled (77%) For '90s Kids Like Me | If you’re like me and you grew up in the ’90s playing with Ninja Turtles action figures while watching Power Rangers as you sat next to your video cassette of Space Jam, your Goldeneye cartridge as you hummed “Hakkunah Matatah,” you’ll appreciate this post. It’s an avalanche of nostalgia that will cause you to daydream away the better part of the afternoon as you long for your lost youth. Or at least it might make you go open that box of old toys in the basement.

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) - Memorable quotes Quotations about computers I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them. (Isaac Asimov) Never let a computer know you're in a hurry Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell Men are from Mars. The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before. – Bill Gates Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F. Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak Computers are useless. A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind - Joseph Weizenbaum We build our computer systems the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins - Ellen Ullman A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Computers can never replace human stupidity The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents. Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container. – Nathan Myhrvold ShareThis

Amazing Underwater River : Cenote Angelita in Mexico Underwater River in Mexico If you are a professional diver you should visit Cenote Angelita Mexico. These amazing pictures were taken by Anatoly Beloshchin in the cave Cenote Angelita, Mexico. – salty water and under me I see a river, island and fallen leaves… Actually, the river, which you can see, is a layer of hydrogen sulphide.” Dragonriders of Pern and Anne McCaffrey resource site: the Pern Museum & Archives

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