Spiritual jokes. Yoga Meditation Jokes & Quotes. Beyond Butt Yoga Yoga Jokes & Quotes & Other Stuff (more fun) Yoga police: "You have the right to remain silent!
" Kundalini Yogi sharpshooter: "Ready, aim, fire! " Two men meet on the street. Don't just do something -- Sit there! Albert Einstein: "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. " A student went to his meditation teacher and said, "My meditation is horrible! "It will pass," the teacher said matter-of-factly. A week later, the student came back to his teacher. "It will pass," the teacher replied matter-of-factly. Warning! Typographical error: "May your medication today bring you peace, happiness, and bliss. " When someone points at the moon, don't worship the finger! This fellow was climbing a tree when suddenly he slipped. Time is the best teacher, although it kills the students. Does Yogi Bear have anything to do with Yoga? Bob Hope: "I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
" W. My karma ran over my dogma.... Procrastinate now! H. Q. Spirit Humor. Zen Humor. Compilation © copyright 2007 by Timothy Conway [UPDATE: An additional two dozen entries were added in August 2012, another dozen in January 2013, ten more in March 2014, and several more in July 2014 (toward the bottom).
In 2013 I also added Pinyin transliterations for almost all the Chinese names in addition to the older Wade-Giles way of rendering them.] [These items are drawn from many sources, including Thomas & J.C. Cleary (Tr.), The Blue Cliff Record (Chinese: Pi Yen Lu; Jap.: Hekiganroku), 3 vols., Shambhala, 1977, and other works translated by Thomas Cleary & J.C. Cleary; Chang Chung-Yuan, Original Teachings of Ch'an Buddhism, Pantheon Books, 1969; D.T.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
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