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Kate Middleton Eye Roll - New York Visit

All that smiling and hand-shaking. And, god forbid you ever, for one second, act anything but happy. Yet, Kate Middleton once again proved that she's mere mortal with an epic eye roll that was caught on camera during her recent visit to New York. The duchess, who is five months pregnant with her second child, was wrapping presents at the Northside Center for Child Development in Harlem.

She paused to smile at a fan, when an off-camera passerby told her to keep wrapping. That expression says one thing: Do NOT mess with a pregnant princess. Kate Middleton gives eye-roll to woman telling her to 'keep wrapping' Kate and William’s home to have indoor hunting. Kate Middleton ‘Related To Monkeys’ Kate is spending the summer at a friend's villa in Sumatra According to scientists the early Middletons survived on nuts and berries, using their strong prehensile tails to swing from tree to tree.

Kate Middleton ‘Related To Monkeys’

Later they evolved into a Neanderthal tribe who threw rocks at neighbouring tribes, were terrified of cave bears and thought a solar eclipse was a giant whale eating the sun. Dr James Cartwright, from the Insititute for Studies, said: “Kate’s more recent ancestors were neckless hominids covered in matted hair. Just several million years ago they were still fashioning tools from mammoth bone and they also had the most horrendous arse-clags.” Kate Middleton targeted by evil clown from It. Kids' Sports & Activities Group. I love that this is "news.

Kids' Sports & Activities Group

" Did you know? Kate Middleton smiled and twirled her hair at a Remembrance Day ceremony Sunday. (Remembrance Day is basically England's Veterans Day, don't you know.) The royal family laid a wreath, there was a moment of silence, and the whole world gasped as Kate reached up with a gloved hand, grasped a lock of her shiny, be-curled hair, and worked its perfect spiral through her fingers. Royal Baby Spits Up On Great-Grandmother. Kate Middleton & Royal Baby's First Portrait Is Just Plain Creepy (PHOTO) The royal baby and mama Kate Middleton have already been immortalized on canvas!

Kate Middleton & Royal Baby's First Portrait Is Just Plain Creepy (PHOTO)

Spanish artist Kaya Mar dropped off his rather bizarre masterpiece at St. Mary's Hospital's Lindo Wing, where the future prince or princess is expected to be born. Ah, but I know what you're thinking. How do you paint the portrait of a baby who isn't even here yet? For Mar, that was pretty simple. Mar is just trying to get attention, and, well, he succeeded with one of the strangest baby portraits I think I've ever seen. Come on Moms, is this what you'd want to gaze at to remember your time with baby? Royal Baby Already Crawling. Royal Baby Eats First Meal. Royal Baby Speaks First Words. Royal Baby Has Father’s Eyes. Royal Baby Born. Kate Middleton's Hospital Meals Sound Tastier Than Our Regular Meals.

As countdown to the royal baby continues, the press is getting restless, the photographers are going stir-crazy and we royal watchers are grasping at any details we can get.

Kate Middleton's Hospital Meals Sound Tastier Than Our Regular Meals

So here's the latest news on the royal birth horizon: Kate Middleton's supposed hospital menu is kind of extravagant. Surprising, we know. E! Reports that in The Lindo Wing at St Mary Hospital, where Kate is set to give birth, meals are three courses each and include options like "cream of tomato soup before moving on to an entrée of lamb chops or Mediterranean grilled chicken with a choice side dishes. " Desserts include cakes, fruit and cheeses (although we wonder if Kate will send Will to the closest vending machine to fetch her some candy). The best part? We would expect nothing less for the mother of the future king or queen. That would certainly rile the photographers who've been waiting by the hospital for days.

Get more royal dish on our Royal Baby Watch page. Relive the maternity wardrobe: Cut This Monster Out Of Me. By now the news has no doubt spread that early this morning I was admitted to the hospital due to severe morning sickness, a side effect accompanying my first pregnancy.

Cut This Monster Out Of Me

Yes, it’s true: After a year and a half of marriage, William and I are expecting a child, a greatly anticipated occasion that has brought much joy to the Crown and personal horror to me, the innocent woman who was chosen from among millions to act, unwittingly, as nothing more than vessel for a deformed and unnatural being. For the love of God, for the love of all that is holy, cut this fucking monster out of me! Kate Middleton Feels Royal Baby Kicking During Queen’s Coronation Anniversary.

Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness. Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks. LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard.

Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

" "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump. Kate Middleton Topless Photos Published. Royal Family Releases Kate Middleton Ultrasound Image. Covering The Royal Wedding. Prince William Engaged. Prince William, Kate Middleton Celebrate One-Year Anniversary By Forcing Humiliated Servants To Disrobe, Kiss Each Other. 2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition.