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26 Coolest Prom Dresses Of All Time. Sure you can get some taffeta monstrosity or something cheap and skanky from Forever 21…or you can get all Project Runway on prom’s ass and really stand out!

26 Coolest Prom Dresses Of All Time

I seriously hope all of these girls were nominated for prom queen, because they really oughta rule the school! (source) I choose YOU! (source) Cool ranch AND Nacho? (source) I hope these two got a check from the soda company. (source) Condom dresses: when you want to leave no doubt that you are a skank. Totally Radical! (source) This the best news for the newspaper industry in YEARS. This dude looks a little too happy to go along with this plan... (source) This girl is now the queen of Star Wars nerds.

I see someone is an art student... (source) In the event of an emergency, this dress can be used as a floatation device. (source) Tell us where you are keeping the extra Skittles! s2bgh.jpg (449×675) Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is... - Bostonpolice.jpg (435×800) Premium Funny: Reverse Trick or Treating. Look Alikes. Tumblr_lvjdmtMreG1qewacoo1_r1_500.png (499×376)

Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time (14 GIFs) When the whole world is new to you, there are surprises around every corner.

Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time (14 GIFs)

Below are some really funny animated GIFs of babies tasting lemons for the first time. (via) You may also like: Horrible Cards. This is not porn - Rare and beautiful celebrity photos. 2001 vs 2011. The latest from Now you're cooking with comics. Death by Caffeine. 20 Biggest Idiots On Facebook.

Lembas Bread and Leaf Wrappers. Here's a very easy, quick, and fun prop project for any Lord of the Rings fan.

Lembas Bread and Leaf Wrappers

You'll need scissors, craft foam, glue, a heat source, and a few cooking ingredients. Enjoy! To make the lembas, I used an adaptation of this recipe. It makes a delicately lemon-flavored, lightly sweetened scone-type bread. 2 1/2 cups of flour 1 Tablespoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 8 Tablespoons cold butter 1/3 cup sugar 2/3 cup milk 1/2 teaspoon lemon extract Preheat over to 425 degrees.

Mix flour, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl. Roll the dough out about 1/2 inch thick. ContactHomeTutorial copyright "Penwiper" '04. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth? " Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?

" Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? " HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF.