Growing-Up.jpg (JPEG Image, 410×2000 pixels) Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.
" * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. " * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. Stephen Colbert can’t help but break character. Auto Tune the News #9: UNITED NATIONS AIR GUITAR. Mother-in-law. I was happy.
My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. What could I say? So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... The Misunderstood House Spider.
If there’s one arthropod with an unfortunately bad rap in the human world, it’s the common house spider.
Generally reclusive and non-threatening to people, spiders eat all the creatures that annoy humans (mosquitoes, flies, and roaches) while occupying the empty crevices of human shelter. And yet their very presence makes the average person go after these benevolent creatures with a fury. And so we present the sad world of the Misunderstood House Spider: Enjoy the misunderstood house spider meme? Then you should see hilarious first world problems and ridiculously hilarious iPhone fails! English Pronunciation. If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear. English Pronunciation by G. Source. The Office - Dwight vs. Jim Prank-tacular - Video - Students. Really mean insults. 56 worst similes from high school students. The OSTRICH Story. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders. Lots of Jokes - Did You Know? Q.
Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A. When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right! Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Kids Actual Letter to Airplane Caption (pic) Eratosthenes Wannabes. Perhaps the funniest magic trick ever: Penn and Teller. Mathieu Bich fools Penn and Teller with card trick. SMN_NEW_DandelionWineMAY10.gif (GIF Image, 1288×754 pixels) - Scaled (86%)
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The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. One Hell of a Swing. Funny Videos - Funny Video Clips, Funny Movies, Viral Videos, Extreme Videos. Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. W-horz3.jpg (JPEG Image, 580×1207 pixels) Petty Cash.