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Demotivational Posters. Captain Al has good news and bad news!

Demotivational Posters

I'm sorry, but the page you requested no longer exists or is broken! But don't worry, you haven't arrived for nothing. Here's a joke to ease your pain: A professor arrived late for his lecture and found a most unflattering drawing of himself on the whiteboard. Furious, he asked the class, "Who is responsible for this atrocity? " Now that I have your attention... If you believe this to be a mistake or a real broken link, please tell me on my contact page. Why Can't I Own a Canadian? October 2002 Dr.

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. Dear Dr. Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9.

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. 6672.jpg (JPEG Image, 472x683 pixels) Awesomeness-10.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x669 pixels) Uninstalling_dictators.jpg (JPEG Image, 683x519 pixels) Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (9781425992606): Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson.

Browser-wars.jpg (JPEG Image, 698x501 pixels) A Letter of Thanks from Grandma [PIC] What Do You Do With Old Bumper Cars? - Yes, you read that right; these little beasties are street legal. Yes, you read that right; these little beasties are street legal.

What Do You Do With Old Bumper Cars? - Yes, you read that right; these little beasties are street legal.

They run on either Kawasaki or Honda motorcycle engines and co-opt vintage bumper car bodies into the most awesome form of mini-car we've seen in too long. There are seven of these little monsters floating around California , and they're all the creation of one man, Tom Wright, a builder in the outskirts of San Diego who figured the leftovers of the Long Beach Pike amusement park needed a more dignified end than the trash heap. They were originally powered by two cylinder Harley Davidson Motorcycle engines but they rattled like heck because of the two cylinder vibration and Tom replaces them with four cylinder Honda or Kawasaki 750's and a couple have been measured as capable of 160 MPH, which is terrifyingly fast in machines with such a short wheelbase.

Augusta in the Park. Tumblr_lmszv7Bzv61qbtr75o1_1280.jpg (JPEG Image, 927x1000 pixels) - Scaled (69%) Overworked America: 12 Charts that Will Make Your Blood Boil. Illustration: Mark Matcho; Chart Artwork: Jeff Berlin Want more rage?

Overworked America: 12 Charts that Will Make Your Blood Boil

We've got 11 charts that show how the superrich spoil it for the rest of us. In the past 20 years, the US economy has grown nearly 60 percent. This huge increase in productivity is partly due to automation, the internet, and other improvements in efficiency. But it's also the result of Americans working harder—often without a big boost to their bottom lines. You have nothing to lose but your gains Productivity has surged, but income and wages have stagnated for most Americans. Computer Programming Humor. Computer Programming Humor Interviewer: "Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be a programmer?

Computer Programming Humor

" Bill Gates: "No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system. " There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack. Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Kitten riding tortoise.

Words on Pictures (Part 13) Couples on Photography Served. Evading RAPTURE. The grass is always greener in the middle of the ocean. BACK TO THE FUTURE : Irina Werning - Photographer. I love old photos.

BACK TO THE FUTURE : Irina Werning - Photographer

I admit being a nosey photographer. As soon as I step into someone else’s house, I start sniffing for them. Most of us are fascinated by their retro look but to me, it’s imagining how people would feel and look like if they were to reenact them today… Two years ago, I decided to actually do this. So, with my camera, I started inviting people to go back to their future.. Now its time for KOREA, TAIWAN AND TOKYO. Pancho 1983 & 2010, Buenos Aires Fer 1970 & 2010 Buenos Aires Mechi 1990 & 2010 Buenos Aires Marita y Coty 1977 & 2010 Bs Aires Demian 1989 & 2010 London Cecile 1987 & 2010 France Nico Mella 1990 & 2010 France Oscar 1978 & 2010 Buenos Aires Ato 1992 & 2010 Buenos Aires.

Petty Cash. The funniest lol cats (15 pictures. Hgh1-1.gif (GIF Image, 320x240 pixels) If Social Media were a drug… The Principles of Social Competence. How to pet a kitty. 6a00d8341c103953ef011571f3b2d1970b-pi (JPEG Image, 657x877 pixels) - Scaled (82%) Still life: Bent objects. UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art.

Still life: Bent objects

Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials Yeah, this is where those come from Dancing Queens English breakfast Sylvia Muffin put her head in the oven. The introvert Bananas in bed – let’s slip into bed together You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto. The-what-do-i-look-like-game-32282-1278684684-1.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x361 pixels) Chris McKenzie. That's one way to come down the stairs. Blog Archive » Low budget X-MEN.

Elevator.jpg (JPEG Image, 543x467 pixels) 25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips. This article was originally posted on September 7th, 2004, by Jon, Nick and Bill.

25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips.

We've re-launched Progressive Boink, friends! Our new front page is here. Hope you enjoy. Hundreds of comic strips have been published in newspapers. The majority are terrible, and almost all the rest are mediocre. And it's really a shame that it's so difficult to quantify this strip's greatness. Calvin and Hobbes ran from 1985 to 1995.

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