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14 Things That Never Happen In Real Life

14 Things That Never Happen In Real Life

Hilarious anonymous notes left on neighbours' doors By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 07:53 GMT, 14 February 2012 It is the unfortunate reality of tightly-packed apartment blocks and high rises: the annoying neighbour. But now disgruntled residents are fighting back - in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. Hilarious anonymous notes complaining about neighbours' thieving ways, defecating dogs, discarded cigarettes or loud music have been uploaded to the website HappyPlace.com. What a chore: A note uploaded to HappyPlace.com shows the realities of sharing communal spaces Paws for thought: Other residents take a more humorous approach to humiliating their neighbours They show the range of worries inflicted on neighbours living in close quarters across the country's apartment complexes and snugly-packed homes. But, more interestingly, they also highlight the different approach residents take to humiliating their irritating neighbours. Some keep it to a short and sweet blow. He signs it: 'Thank you, A Big Black Dude. High there!

Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. 25 new great quotes! Here’s a new collection of great quotes by some of the most inspirational men and women that ever walked this earth. If you do like them and find them inspirational or helpful in some way, check out the links below for similar posts. We have created over 20+ of these galleries, so there is lots more to be seen. Also, be sure to inspire your coworkers, friends and family by sharing these quotes with them. More popular posts with great quotes – Inspirational Quotes – Famous quotes to ponder upon Check out all of our galleries with great quotes here:

Excuse me waiter, yeah, what the hell is this Excuse me waiter, yeah, what the hell is this Share403 Tweet0 You might like: Getting real tired of your sh!t, Casio Saw this today. Ofcatsandmen.jpg - Lulz Truck ThatsNotChocolate.jpg - Lulz Truck SadButTruth.png - Lulz Truck Recommended by Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Terms & Conditions | Contact us | Copyright and DMCA © LulzTruck 2012- Powered with Love and Presslabs - EPIC Hosting The Boot Cat Brave New Worldview – 30 Science Fiction Films of the 21st Century - Row Three A decade into the 21st Century and we have arrived at the future. The promise of Tomorrow. But instead we have looming energy crises, endless middle east conflict and more disappointing, we have no flying cars, Heck, for all the bright and clean future promised in 2001: A Space Odyssey, none of the real companies used as brands in the film even exist anymore. Even moving from the late 1960s to the mid 1980s, nobody makes DeLoreans (although they occasionally sell on Ebay), but cloning and tablet computing (as promised by Star Trek: The Next Generation) have more or less come to pass in this century. Below are over two dozen science fiction pictures that are worth your time. In the interest of talking about the films, it should be noted that *SPOILERS* are sprinkled through out the list. Code 46 Welcome to a world with borders, very difficult to permeate borders. Children of Men How would social mores change in a world without hope? The Fountain 28 Weeks Later The Host Paprika Pontypool

Les Miserables Won 3 Awards in Golden Globes As seen by the Germans : As seen by the Germans : As seen by the French : As seen by the Italians : As seen by the Americans : As reported by the press : Cutest kitten ever! The Best Science Fiction Books (According to Reddit) Recently, someone asked Reddit for a list of the best science fiction books of all time. Being a fan of sci-fi, and wanting to expand my own reading list, I thought it would be helpful to tally the results and preserve them here for future reference. I've also included selected quotes from the comments, as well as my own notes on the books I've already read. PS: All book images in this post are copyright Amazon, and were retrieved using my Big Book Search Engine. So, without further ado, here are the Greatest Sci-Fi Books of All Time, ordered by upvote count: Dune Frank Herbert - 1965 "There's a reason it's the global top selling science fiction book of all time." - NibblyPig If you have a chance, track down the excellent full cast audiobook (unabridged!) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams - 1979 "I really love the cool combination of humor, philosophy, and sheer nuttiness of the entire series." - Scarbrow Ender's Game Orson Scott Card - 1985 Foundation Trilogy Isaac Asimov - 1942

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IdeaPaint: Turn Your Entire Office Into a Whiteboard Why didn't you think of this? John Goscha, at the ripe old age of 25 ditched a job offer at Goldman Sachs, and instead began marketing IdeaPaint, which is simply a paint that turns any paintable surface into a dry-erase board. The benefit--besides being able to brainstorm on almost every inch of your office--is that the paint is half the cost of whiteboard and better-performing--you can leave marks up indefinitely, and they won't stain the wall. [Inc. via Dieline] Humor, humor en nog eens humor! - Thy King Jup, ik heb weer een lading grappige plaatjes voor je. Het is wel mijn humor, maar hopelijk zit er wat leuks tussen.. Ik hoop dat u weer hebt kunnen genieten! Ok, nog 1 grap dan: The gynecologist who became a mechanic A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Ingenieurs humor. Afzeikreacties zonder gedegen onderbouwing worden gratis en voor niks verwijderd! Reacties Door Neverwinterx, dinsdag 01 juni 2010 20:48 zaten veel leuke bij definitie van muffler voor die laatste mop: "a tubular acoustic device inserted in the exhaust system that is designed to reduce noise " DonJunior, dinsdag 01 juni 2010 21:55 Whahahahahaha.. nou mijn huiswerk-maak-avondje is weer goed hoor.. die laatste is inderdaad geniaal.. sommige afbeeldingen ook al wel voorbij zien komen maar er zitten echt goede tussen!! CodeCaster, dinsdag 01 juni 2010 21:58 Ik durf niet te reageren, want ben bang dat m'n reactie wordt verwijderd. WouterKvG, dinsdag 01 juni 2010 22:30

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