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Worlds funniest joke The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes.[1] Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.[citation needed] The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject. The jokes The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. References
Funny Spanish Photos The games below are for mobile, tablet and PC. Each game has numerous categories including adjectives, adverbs, verbs, nouns, por vs para and many more. Click on any game link below to see the categories associated with that game. The fun Spanish games below are for teens and adults - not for children. Spanish games with topics suitable for children can be found at Spanish Games for Kids. Spanish Flea Game Let the flea entertain you while learning Spanish. Tank Game Blast the enemy tank before he blasts you.
Advice on life If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. If you receive something that says "Send this to everyone you know," pretend you don't know me. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head. Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst. Never say "OOPS!" Never try to teach a pig to sing. Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico. Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Vegan Recipes & Healthy Diet Food | Cuisine Vegan Cooking LOTS OF PUNS ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have..." ...This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..." ...A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. ...A neutron walks into a bar. ...A guy walks into a bar. Back
The Talk: Weed Pot. Herb. Ghanja. Let’s talk about weed. I want to write you the truth because you already know the “no one has ever used” speech is crap and if I leave you to figure everything out on your own you’ll just ask your friends -- whose sum of information comes from only slightly less clueless older brothers and sisters or the internet – which is a three car garage stuffed by hoarders. Anyway, a doctor/writer friend of some renown pointed out to me once that it’s completely natural to want to change your mental state. So it’s not crazy to want to experiment with your cognitive state. And I know you’re curious – you told me you’ve already seen a few kids get booted from college and your old school for smoking weedand getting caught. And you already know I wrote a book with “marijuana” in the title, so you’re aware that I’ve inhaled. So here’s the bottom line. There are three kinds of marijuana smokers. Visitors. Then there’s the Regulars. But some of them convert to a third type. Stoners.
Six Billion Secrets - Everyone Has a Secret. What's Yours? My mum just told me off for eating lots at the table I just wish you would talk to me I am so scared of falling in love My ex boyfriend broke up with me when I told him I cut myself people want to know what happened Luis Oh, So That’s What That Really Means November 7, 2011 | 44 Comments » | Topics: LOL, Pics (via) Hot Stories From Around The Web Other Awesome Stories
Cupcake Recipes 60 Funny Rage Comics by Ben · October 20, 2011 60 of the best funny rage comics. Share these on your favorite social media site. The Man Who Lives Without Money Think you couldn’t live without money? Irishman Mark Boyle challenged this notion and here’s how he finds life with no financial income, bank balance, and no spending. “If someone told me seven years ago, in my final year of a business and economics degree, that I’d now be living without money, I’d have probably choked on my microwaved ready meal.” Like most individuals raised in a consumer-driven society, he never second guessed those goals. The change in life path came one evening on the yacht while philosophizing with a friend over a glass of Merlot. The two friends began talking about all the major issues in the world – environmental destruction, resource wars, factory farms, sweatshop labor – and wondered which of the issues they could best devote their time to. That evening, though, a revelation came through: “These issues weren’t as unrelated as I had previously thought – they had a common root cause. The above arguments all honestly assess the undervalue most objects now have.
"How to Write a Paper at the Last Minute (Also Known As: The Procrastinator's Guide to BS-ing an Essay)" by Jessica L Let's face it: we've all been there. It's 9 p.m. on a Sunday night, and you have a 15-page research paper due tomorrow that you have barely started. You've had a month to do it, but somehow, all you've managed is to check out a few books from the library and jot down a working thesis. You've checked Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, FMyLife, PerezHilton, and CollegeHumor (obviously) each about a million times, and now you're finally left staring at a blank Microsoft Word document, a cold dread settling into your stomach. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.