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6 Affairs - would you believe it? @ Coffee and laptops.com

This is one of them. " The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. 50 Drinking Games Guaranteed to Get You Hammered. What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself?

50 Drinking Games Guaranteed to Get You Hammered

Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Barn Cars. Barn Cars A New York man retired.

Barn Cars

He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farm house had been vacant for 15 years. In A Perfect World. Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach ? Aiming Low. Local boy with cancer turns into a superhero for a day. Originally published April 29, 2010 at 9:39 PM | Page modified September 16, 2011 at 4:39 PM Thursday was shaping up to be just another school day for 13-year-old Erik Martin, but then something extraordinary happened: Spider-Man called.

Local boy with cancer turns into a superhero for a day

Spider-Man happens to be one of the few people who knows that Erik, too, has a secret identity — he's Electron Boy, a superhero who fights the powers of evil with light. And Spider-Man needed Erik's help. Erik, who is living with liver cancer, has always wanted to be a superhero. Image001. Some_People_by_MumblingIdiot-the-luke-ferenc-pearson-blog-person-comic-.jpg (JPEG Image, 900x5056 pixels) - Scaled (12%) Spockrap. How to pet a kitty. Cookies by Douglas Adams. Manly Bike for Sale. Bike for sale What kind of bike?

Manly Bike for Sale

I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. Fuckyouonthefloor.jpg (JPEG Image, 521x265 pixels) 1242172147011_f. Funny Stuff - Fondling in Bed One Night..... This post was updated on Jan 04, 2010; 9:35pm.

Funny Stuff - Fondling in Bed One Night.....

Click Here for more fun and jokes! Check out Savings for You! Article_DrugChart. Gayniggers from Outer Space. Gayniggers from Outer Space is a 1992 short film, directed by Danish filmmaker Morten Lindberg.

Gayniggers from Outer Space

The movie is a satire of the blaxploitation and science fiction genre.[1] Plot[edit] The film follows a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet Anus, who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Some Useful Condescending Phrases. Stuff No One Told Me Illustrations By Alex Noriega theBERRY. SHOCK and AWE: The Apocalypse Opener - Bristol Lair. Dr Jekyll tells us one killer line that expresses the right attitude to take when attracting women.

SHOCK and AWE: The Apocalypse Opener - Bristol Lair

Chat up lines don’t work. That’s the main problem with them. I mean, we all know this. Omegle Chat Win. The Most Badass Alphabet Ever. Sometimes I find things on the internet that leave me speechless with their awesomeness.

The Most Badass Alphabet Ever

And considering it’s my job to find crazy stuff all day long, that’s actually saying something. But today I am bowing down to “The A-Z of Awesomeness,” a series of illustrations by Neill Cameron, where he takes each letter of the alphabet, crafts an absurd sentence around it, then brings it to life with an excellent drawing as you can see above. There are 25 more epic letters to go, and you must check them all out below: Lamebook ? Funny Facebook Statuses, Fails, LOLs and More ? The Original. Funny airplane announcements. Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

Funny airplane announcements

Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web: Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land.