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This is one of them. " The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. 50 Drinking Games Guaranteed to Get You Hammered. What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself?

50 Drinking Games Guaranteed to Get You Hammered

Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Barn Cars. Barn Cars A New York man retired.

Barn Cars

He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farm house had been vacant for 15 years. The owner and his wife both had died and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes. The New York guy bought it at just half of the property's worth, moved in and set about to tear in to the barn. In A Perfect World. Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach ? Aiming Low. Local boy with cancer turns into a superhero for a day. Originally published April 29, 2010 at 9:39 PM | Page modified September 16, 2011 at 4:39 PM Thursday was shaping up to be just another school day for 13-year-old Erik Martin, but then something extraordinary happened: Spider-Man called.

Local boy with cancer turns into a superhero for a day

Spider-Man happens to be one of the few people who knows that Erik, too, has a secret identity — he's Electron Boy, a superhero who fights the powers of evil with light. Image001. Some_People_by_MumblingIdiot-the-luke-ferenc-pearson-blog-person-comic-.jpg (JPEG Image, 900x5056 pixels) - Scaled (12%) Spockrap. How to pet a kitty. Cookies by Douglas Adams. Manly Bike for Sale. Bike for sale.

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Gayniggers from Outer Space

The movie is a satire of the blaxploitation and science fiction genre.[1] Plot[edit] The film follows a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet Anus, who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using rayguns, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, eliciting gratitude from the previously oppressed male population.[1] Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a "Gay Ambassador" to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life. Cast[edit] Coco P. Cultural references[edit] References[edit] External links[edit] Gayniggers from Outer Space at the Internet Movie DatabaseThe movie is featured by the Stockholm Queer Film Festival 2006HoustonPress coverage at the Wayback Machine (archived October 30, 2006): Gayniggers from Outer Space disrupts a Harris County, Texas, courthouse.

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Sometimes I find things on the internet that leave me speechless with their awesomeness.

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And considering it’s my job to find crazy stuff all day long, that’s actually saying something. Lamebook ? Funny Facebook Statuses, Fails, LOLs and More ? The Original. Funny airplane announcements. Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

Funny airplane announcements

Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web: Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern.

" "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella.