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The Teachers who got the Last Laugh - Funniest Corner. What Starts with F and ends with K from Uncle Rick. Vandalized Vandalism. The Real People of Your Favorite Memes from Memes! Scumbag Steve Ten Guy Success Kid First World Problems Successful Black Man Overly Attached Girlfriend Stop Girl.

The Real People of Your Favorite Memes from Memes!

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults. 20 Biggest Idiots On Facebook. 20 Hysterical Roommate Notes. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? " You know it’s hot when … Hope you enjoyed.

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Source: Email chain. Let your friends enjoy share this post ... Ouch! The 10 Best Crappy Breakup Letters on the Internet. If you thought your break up was bad, wait until you read these crazy breakup letters There's many ways to write a "You suck!

Ouch! The 10 Best Crappy Breakup Letters on the Internet

" letter but we must say, these are some of the most creative we've seen. When it comes to breaking up, which style letter do you think you would go with? There's the: Oh They’re So Surprised! Oh They’re So Surprised!

Oh They’re So Surprised!

Posted by SHMO on November 5, 2012 · 124 Comments What if the animal kingdom could understand the dramatic presidential election? What if they could comprehend the shocking nightly news? 25 Pictures Just To Share Smile. At-first-i-was-like-hyena-edition-13688-1284763470-8.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x1000 pixels) - Scaled (64. 21 of the Funniest Things That Have Ever Happened at School.

Brisbane Comedian Tries Out The 100 Worst Pickup Lines Of All Time. In a crushingly futile eight and a half minute cringe-fest which could have easily been renamed 100 surefire ways to get maced in the face by strangers you'll definitely never have sex with, 18 year old Brisbane comedian, schadenfreude factory and guy with a Youtube account, Adrian Van Oyen, a man completely incapable of feeling shame, tries his hand at some of the most ineffective pickup lines of all time to show predatory douche bags everywhere how not to approach random women minding their own business on their lunch breaks (hint: don't talk about your penis!).

Brisbane Comedian Tries Out The 100 Worst Pickup Lines Of All Time

Our favourites include "If you were a Transformer, you would be a Hotterbot and your name would be Optimus Fine" and "With great penis comes great responsibility". Watch the other 98 stinkers below... Previously in when Adrian Van Oyen publicly embarrasses himself... Via Gawker. Things People Said: Patient Charts. Funny: Giant Water Balloon in Slow Motion.

Cartoon Logic. The Best Rage Comics Ever. We’ve all been there: surfing the internet, trolling for some cheap LULz, and there we find ourselves: face to face with he-lair-i-ous rage comics.

The Best Rage Comics Ever

For your viewing pleasure, we have compiled the 8 best rage comics ever: Holla Back Job Interview Watching Other People Use Computers Changing The Wife’s Tire We Almost Died. Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.

Kids talk Science

Humorous Quotes. Funny animal photos of the month (40 photos) Why I can’t smoke weed, as told by animals. Nov 16, 2012 First I’m like, Oh this is fun, let’s eat cookies… Then someone says something funny and I’m like, Oh shit, this is so great… And I start really laughing… And laughing even harder…

Why I can’t smoke weed, as told by animals

The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen On Google. We probably shouldn't be surprised by anything people Google at this point, considering we all rely on it for everything short of brushing our teeth for us.

The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen On Google

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-4f18bdb227e8686d.jpg (JPEG Image, 714x1024 pixels) - Scaled (62%) My collection of funny emails from my inbox. Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF.

Tired of eating (10 photos) 30 Funny Illustrations about Simple Truths of Life. While surfing Internet the I came across the blog of Alex Noriega an illustrator from Barcelona, he has some interesting life lessons that our parents and teachers may have forgotten to tell us and he presented them in the form of some really funny illustrations. JAMES FACE - OLI + ALEX. Katy Perry - Peacock (Chatroulette Version) ORIGINAL. Are women born this way? Slapdatass - slapdatass.gif. Celebrities Who Look Like Historical People. Wrongnumber.jpg (JPEG Image, 499 × 11630 pixels) - Scaled (5%) At the right moment #10 (15 pics) Like a boss. Starting Off A New Day By Making Your Soul Smile (20 Pics) The OSTRICH Story.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours? " "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. " The ostrich says, "I'll have the same. " Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress? " "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato. 13 advertisements that make science fun.