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‘What the f*ck is wrong with you?’: Mike Huckabee gets hammered for ‘super racist’ Cinco de Mayo tweet. Former Governor Mike Huckabee Talks Twitter Jokes About Comcast, United Airlines. Reports are Bill OReilly paid $25 million to take exit ramp.

Former Governor Mike Huckabee Talks Twitter Jokes About Comcast, United Airlines

Hey Fox-I will quit for half that! Even less! — Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 20, 2017 Exactly. Yeah. Right. Oh, good. Do you have anything in the works that we should know about? No, when I tweet something, it's usually spontaneous. Yeah, and your experience is universal. Well, I hope so. It sounds like you have some unresolved anger with Comcast, I'm going to be honest with you.

Yeah. How bad is @comcast service? Ben Schwartz. It is with a heavy heart that I must report that Huckabee is at it again.

Ben Schwartz

That is, the ex-governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee, has tweeted a new joke. Over the last year, Huckabee has gained a reputation as one Twitter’s high-profile joke writers. “High profile,” I should add, is not a euphemism for “hilarious.” Yesterday, he unleashed the following on the Senate hearings of Trump Supreme Court nominee Judge Neil Gorsuch: And Twitter lit up. Huckabee: 'We're Not Free To Try To Delegitimize The Duly Elected President Of The United States. <a class="icopyright-article-tools-noscript" href=" target="_blank" title="Main menu of all reuse options"><img height="25" width="27" border="0" align="bottom" alt="[Reuse options]" src=" Click here for reuse options!

Huckabee: 'We're Not Free To Try To Delegitimize The Duly Elected President Of The United States

</a> Hillary Clinton gave a speech in her late father's hometown of Scranton this St. Patrick's Day, and said she's "ready to come out of the woods" and urged Americans find come together to solve problems. She discussed the fact that she -- like a lot of people across the country -- is having a very hard time watching the news these days. This 'Jaws' Analogy Did Not End Well For Mike Huckabee. Mike Huckabee Excuses Trump’s Birtherism: ‘At That Time’ He ‘Was Not A Politician’ <a class="icopyright-article-tools-noscript" href=" target="_blank" title="Main menu of all reuse options"><img height="25" width="27" border="0" align="bottom" alt="[Reuse options]" src=" Click here for reuse options!

Mike Huckabee Excuses Trump’s Birtherism: ‘At That Time’ He ‘Was Not A Politician’

</a> Fox News’ Mike Huckabee seemed to think that Donald Trump’s hideous birtherism was no biggie because he wasn’t a politician and, anyway, how dare African Americans call him a racist? Or at least, that's what he wants Fox viewers to think. The party of personal responsibility couldn’t be taking less responsibility for the disgusting lie that was Donald Trump’s birtherism. Now that Trump has announced he believes President Barack Obama was born in the United States after all, Trump supporters like Huckabee think it’s water under the bridge. Megyn Kelly scorches Mike Huckabee in blistering interview about Trump: He heard ‘David Duke’ and you know it. Mike Huckabee Suspends 2016 Presidential Campaign. Huffingtonpost. John Oliver rips Huckabee over refugee fear-mongering: ‘More men named Mike have killed people’ On the season finale of Last Week Tonight, host John Oliver ripped into GOP fear-mongering over Syrian refugees — but saved most of his ire for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, slamming him for his over the top attacks on people trying to escape persecution.

John Oliver rips Huckabee over refugee fear-mongering: ‘More men named Mike have killed people’

Oliver began by noting there was previously only one time in American history “when the fear of refugees wiping everyone out did come true — and we’ll be celebrating that this Thursday.” He went on to explain the extensive vetting process the U.S. government makes every refugee goes through which can take up to 18 months before they are admitted to the country. “It is absolutely fair to be concerned about safety in the wake of these attacks, and it’s fair to wonder who we’re letting in and what sort of screening system is in place. Unfortunately, many of the people talking about it this week don’t seem to have the first idea of what we’re doing,” said Oliver. Mika Brzezinski tears into hypocritical Mike Huckabee for refusing to answer a simple question about marriage in the Bible. On “Morning Joe” Wednesday, non-titular co-host Mika Brzezinski engaged Republican presidential candidate and Kim Davis-supporter extraordinaire Mike Huckabee in a conversation he clearly didn’t want to have about the biblical justification for discriminating against same-sex marriage while allowing divorcees to remarry at will.

Mika Brzezinski tears into hypocritical Mike Huckabee for refusing to answer a simple question about marriage in the Bible

“What if Kim Davis wanted to get a third or fourth marriage license from somebody who truly believes that you should only get married once?” Brzezinki asked. “What would you say to that?” Huckabee 2016: Bend Over and Take It Like a Prisoner! First came the viral pregnancy video announcement, followed swiftly by the miscarriage post.

Huckabee 2016: Bend Over and Take It Like a Prisoner!

Now these vloggers are telling thousands of new followers ‘you need Christ in your life.’ One week ago, Sam Rader was a registered nurse and wedding photographer supporting a family of four in Terrell, Texas, with his wife, Nia. Now Sam says he’s quit his day job to pursue his photography and his career as a Christian YouTube vlogger. Here’s what happened in between: 1.

The video went viral instantly, received coverage on hundreds of media outlets, and now has more than 11 million views. 2. “We’re so hurt but we’re so thankful that God used us like this,” Sam says, as the couple appears to choke back tears. “I just hope this video continues to be a way for God to shine his light to the world through us,” he added. Sam then makes an allusion to the current state of U.S. politics, saying, “This is a time when especially the U.S. needs that light, and God knew that.” 3. Huckabee: Let 'Illegals, Prostitutes, Pimps And Drug Dealers' Pay For Social Security. <a class="icopyright-article-tools-noscript" href=" target="_blank" title="Main menu of all reuse options"><img height="25" width="27" border="0" align="bottom" alt="[Reuse options]" src=" Click here for reuse options!

Huckabee: Let 'Illegals, Prostitutes, Pimps And Drug Dealers' Pay For Social Security

</a> One of the more bizarre exchanges late in yesterday's debate was between Mike Huckabee and Chris Christie on Social Security and Medicare. The question posed to both of them by Chris Wallace: Governor Christie, I want to engage you and Governor Huckabee in a subject that is a big issue in both of your campaigns, and that is entitlement reform.You say that you — to save the system that you want to raise the retirement age — have to raise the retirement age, and to cut benefits for Social Security and Medicare, and you say that some of the candidates here on the stage are lying.Governor Huckabee says he can save Social Security and Medicare without doing any of that.

Huffingtonpost. Mike Huckabee On His Faith: 'God Is Much More Real To Me Than The Clouds' FLORENCE, S.C. -- It’s no secret that Mike Huckabee is a religious man.

Mike Huckabee On His Faith: 'God Is Much More Real To Me Than The Clouds'

An ordained Baptist minister, the former Arkansas governor has worn his faith on his sleeve as a politician and media figure. Huckabee never has hesitated to delve publicly into issues ranging from his nuanced defense of creationism to the question of why a loving God would allow suffering in the world. But even some of the most devout believers have questioned their faith at one time or another. Mike Huckabee On His Faith: 'God Is Much More Real To Me Than The Clouds' Huffingtonpost. Huckabee resurrects infamous ‘Daisy’ ad to ramp up fears of an attack on Israel — and raise cash. Don't miss stories.

Huckabee resurrects infamous ‘Daisy’ ad to ramp up fears of an attack on Israel — and raise cash

Follow Raw Story! In an effort to break out of the Republican pack, 2016 GOP presidential contender Mike Huckabee has released a new campaign ad that relies on old imagery and fears on nuclear annihilation. The ad — put out by the campaign of by the struggling former Arkansas governor –re-purposes footage from the infamous “Daisy” ad run by President Lyndon Johnson’s 1964 presidential campaign against Republican Senator Barry Goldwater. The original ad was used by the Johnson campaign to scare voters away from Goldwater, who was portrayed as a warmonger known for fiery rhetoric and his quote: ” I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!” In the original ad the little girl plucks petals from a daisy which is used as a countdown to an atomic explosion shown in grainy black and white.

Mike Huckebee: My GOP rivals have ‘surrendered to the false god of judicial supremacy’ Mike Huckabee denies the Supreme Court’s legal authority and says other presidential candidates are disqualified from holding office if they recognize same-sex marriage rights. In a video rant Huckabee posted to Facebook on Monday, the former Republican governor of Arkansas assures supporters that “the Supreme Court can’t make a law.” “Oh, I know they think they can,” Huckabee continues sarcastically. “I guess the next decision the Supreme Court will decide [is] that they can suspend the laws of gravity. But they can’t do that either.” Mike Huckabee Explains How To Resist Gay Marriage Decision. Huckabee, Santorum Say Confederate Flag Is A State Issue. Two GOP presidential candidates, former Sen. Rick Santorum (Pa.) and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, said Sunday that it was up to South Carolina to decide whether to remove the Confederate flag outside its Capitol, declining to weigh in on how the state should act.

Huckabee, who in 2008 told South Carolina voters that "you don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag," stood by his remarks, suggesting Republicans were being "baited" to respond to an issue that wasn't of national concern. ‘Go f*ck yourself': Larry Wilmore opens up a can of whoop-ass on bigot Mike Huckabee.

Don't miss stories. Follow Raw Story! After making several jokes at the expense of the rapidly declining news magazine industry, The Nightly Show’s Larry Wilmore set his sights on former Arkansas governor-cum-former Fox News personality-cum-former ‘diabetes solution’ pitchman Mike Huckabee. On Tuesday, the 2016 Republican presidential candidate was widely criticized for bigoted comments he made at the 2015 National Religious Broadcasters Convention.

Huckabee said: Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. Wilmore and crew took Huckabee’s words and turned them into a pretty awesome — and creepy — campaign ad. Watch the ad and Wilmore’s segment below, via Crooks and Liars: Mike Huckabee Belittled Transgender People In February Speech. Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) belittled efforts to make public facilities more accessible to transgender individuals in a speech earlier this year, saying that he wished he could have "found his feminine side" in high school so that he could have showered with girls. "We are now in city after city watching ordinances say that your seven-year-old daughter, if she goes into the restroom cannot be offended, and you can’t be offended, if she’s greeted there by a 42-year-old man who feels more like a woman than he does a man,” Huckabee said in February at the National Religious Broadcasters Convention in Nashville in comments that were first reported by BuzzFeed on Tuesday.

“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,” Huckabee said. “I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’ " Mike Huckabee’s joke about acting trans to get into girl’s locker room his new Uncle Sugar moment. Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee joked that he wished he was young again — so he could pretend to be transgender and watch girls shower in locker rooms. During his speech at the 2015 National Religious Broadcasters Convention in February, Huckabee attacked laws to allow transgender students to use facilities that correspond to their gender identity. His speech was posted online by World Net Daily over the weekend, and his comments were highlighted by BuzzFeed on Tuesday.

“For those who do not think that we are under threat, simply recognize that the fact that we are now in city after city watching ordinances say that your seven-year-old daughter, if she goes into the restroom cannot be offended and you can’t be offended if she’s greeted there by a 42-year-old man who feels more like a woman than he does a man,” the former Arkansas governor said. He complained that conservatives were ridiculed for “pointing out the obvious.” Huckabee Vows To Ignore Gay Marriage Ruling: The 'Supreme Court' Is Not The 'Supreme Being' Mike Huckabee Scoffs At Pulling A 'Taxpayer-Funded Paycheck' While Pulling A Taxpayer-Funded Pension. WASHINGTON -- When former Arkansas Gov. A president for the tinfoil hat crowd: Mike Huckabee has his finger on America’s (electromagnetic) pulse.

Mike Huckabee is an evil genius: How the GOP candidate perfected the art of right-wing resentment. Yesterday, Mike Huckabee, the guitar-playing, Nugent-loving, ex-Governor preacher from Arkansas, announced that he is running for president. This was not unexpected, but it’s always a treat to hear him give a full-blown speech. He’s very talented, after all, at doing what he does best — stoking resentment among the white working class and lifting up the spirits of social conservatives. Often they are the same people. 5 Things You Should Know About Mike Huckabee : It's All Politics. Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee Announces Presidential Run. Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee: "We Are Moving Rapidly Toward The Criminalization Of Christianity" Mike Huckabee Says You Should Wait Until Obama Leaves Office To Join The Military. Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) suggested Friday that young Americans planning to join the military should wait until President Barack Obama leaves office to do so because his administration has an "open hostility toward the Christian faith.

" The possible 2016 presidential contender was asked about a Washington Times report citing "religious freedom advocates" who said that Christians are leaving the military because of a “hostile work environment. " Huckabee told Iowa talk radio host Jan Mickelson that the Obama administration “orders its chaplains to put its Bibles away, not to pray in Jesus' name, not to counsel people on the issues of sexual morality.”

He then suggested that parents should stop their children from enlisting until America has a new commander in chief. Mike Huckabee Accuses Businesses Of Caving To 'Militant Gay Community' Mike Huckabee discovers secret gay conspiracy to close all churches. Mike Huckabee: There’s no such thing as the Palestinians. Mike Huckabee has revived the incendiary notion that there’s no such thing as a Palestinian people, repeating an assertion that has been condemned by a wide spectrum of historians and political analysts. The likely Republican presidential hopeful made the claim in an interview with the Washington Post, for the paper’s story on Huckabee’s guided tours of Israel. Jon Stewart Says Mike Huckabee's Gay Marriage Stance 'Makes No F**king Sense'

Mike Huckabee Calls Gay Marriage A Lifestyle Choice Like Drinking Or Swearing. Mike Huckabee Has A F*&king Problem With Women Cursing At Work. GOP Genius Says Beyoncé Makes Girls Strippers. Huckabee defends Beyonce slam: ‘Cultural divide’ stops Obama kids from liking ‘wholesome’ music. Mike Huckabee Blasts The Obamas For Allowing Their Daughters To Listen To Beyoncé. ‘Grow a spine!’: Huckabee explodes at GOP for giving up as gays break ‘nature’s law’ of marriage. Mike Huckabee: Obama Has Done Things 'Worthy' Of Impeachment. Self-Proclaimed 'Christian' Mike Huckabee Attacks U.N. For 'Whining' About Israel Bombing Gazan Schools.

Huckabee Blames Removal of God for Schools Becoming 'Place of Carnage' Huckabee Attempts to Walk Back Comments on Removal of God and School Shooting. Huckabee Uses Memorial Day 'Tribute' to Rehash Wingnut 'Umbrella-Gate' and Benghazi 'Scandals' Huckabee: Muslims Are 'Uncorked Animals' After Praying to Allah. Mike Huckabee Calls Out Obama's 'Christian Convictions' On Gay Marriage.

Mike Huckabee: Legal abortion will lead to elderly euthanasia. Huckabee on women: Treat female opponents as “special treasure,” with “sense of pedestal” Mike Huckabee: Brain dead girl could lead to Nazi death camps, forced abortions. Huckabee: Most Christians Like Me are Respectful and Tolerant of Those Militant Homosexuals. Huckabee: Lara Logan's False Benghazi Report Makes Her a 'Hero Journalist.