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Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with the Sims 3. Every scientist dreams of a world without ethics.

Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with the Sims 3

Whenever a scientist sees a set of twins, he or she secretly wonders what would happen if you surgically swapped their faces. They already have a chamber set up to harness the power of their screams as they gradually realize what has happened. Every day, ethics barely prevent experiments like this from being carried out. But what if we didn't have these ethics? When Nazi doctors were let loose during WWII, the incredible rate of their discoveries were matched only by the inadequacy of words to atone for them. The Sims 3 is computer game based on these Nazi scientists that offers us a world of moral ambiguity, free to perform psychological experiments away from the leering eye of ethics. Creating the Patient The main focus of my experiment is a man known as Subject Beef. Body: I made him as fat as possible so I wouldn't have to fit him with any kind of tracking collar.

The personality tools of The Sims 3 are very robust. Life to do list. 14 Things That Never Happen In Real Life. Relativity. HUMOR: Chicken Philosophy. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???

HUMOR: Chicken Philosophy

Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. This page was created by David Saum. The worst thing about Valentine's Day. 25 Epic Fail GIFs. Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See. If you had a dollar for every person who posted their hatred of the new Facebook layout, you’d be able to give Mark Zuckerberg a run for his money.

Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See

Okay that’s a guess, and most likely a wrong one, but you get our point. When Facebook made its most recent set of changes the Preteen Panic Meter hit “Justin Bieber Has A Girlfriend” levels, and while that demographic made the most noise (mostly high-pitched screams), we weren’t too crazy about the adjustments either. Here are the Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See: FAIL: Facebook is not Google or is it? Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) Things don’t always go as planned.

Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics)

Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Tickling Expectations: Reality: via via. When Insults Had Class - Maryannaville? Famous Movie Quotes as if Spoken by a Proper Englishman. Salutations, internet ne’erdowells.

Famous Movie Quotes as if Spoken by a Proper Englishman

Since I was a lad, I have enjoyed fine cinema. In those days, films were written and performed properly. With a dignified vocabulary and diligent diction. Alas, those days have gone the way of the dodo. Class and manners have been usurped by poorly constructed idioms and distasteful vulgarity. Therefore I have put my quill to parchment and rewritten some of the most famed movie quotations as a proper Englishman would have uttered them. Patrick is doing The Ugly Dance. My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases.

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.

My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases

It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! God, look at the time! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? (At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? Sona si Latine loqueris. Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes If you can read this you're over-educated Vidi Vici Veni I saw, I conquered, I came Vacca foeda Stupid cow.

They Will Never Have A Girlfriend. Dear blank, please blank. Random funny pictures.

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