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Dangerously strong magnets. How to destroy the Earth (essay) Other authorized versions of HTDTE are the much longer master version and LiveScience's adaptation.

How to destroy the Earth (essay)

7 Questions You Didn't Know Could Be Answered With Math. Nine out of 10 of you have probably used some variation of the term "I'll never need any of this in the real world" when you were studying math in high school.

7 Questions You Didn't Know Could Be Answered With Math

True, the mechanics of long division and PEMDAS don't seem as important in day to day life as, say, knowing how to change a tire. Essential products for good Christian living Part 546 ~ It's good to mock. Interplanetary Funksmanship "Swift lippin', ego trippin', and body snatchin'"'s review of The Holy Bible: King James Version. The Top 5 Most Evil Alarm Clocks Ever. Funny-bully-gif-muscles.gif (GIF Image, 500x326 pixels) Beethoven. When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

Beethoven

A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. Laugh Out Loud For You. 25 Common Items that Will Baffle Future Archeologists Article. What will happen to my pet after the rapture? We have you covered! Victoria City, Victoria. Points to ponder. Cowboys, Native American, American History, Wild West, American Indians. 6 Things You Won’t Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments.

As much as we love thinking of ourselves as the rebellious kids fighting against an oppressive society run by unreasonable old men, the truth is that most things that are illegal are illegal for a reason.

6 Things You Won’t Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Society just doesn't enjoy your public urination as much as you do. But sometimes, the grownups get it wrong. Hilariously wrong, in fact. Michael Jordan is So Rich. You just reached me... "Internal Debate" by Streeter Seidell. Someone Got REALLY High And Put WAY Too Much Thought Into Rugrats. – Dog and Pony Show - Better at the internet than you... Dear Human... The First Zombie-Proof House. Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings.

The First Zombie-Proof House

Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job) 28 Days Later and the best-selling Zombie Survival Guide, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 zombie apocalypse of our dreams. “The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar. “The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed?

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8 Things To Try If You Get Trapped In A Time Loop

Based on the title of the film, one might assume that it's about a hacker who beats a Hollywood writer to death with a UPS for not understand how computers work. But as much as that would be both breathtaking and Oscar-winning, that doesn't turn out to be the case here. Instead, Source Code deals with a man who, with the help of some experimental military technology, has to repeatedly live the same eight minutes again and again until a train stops exploding.

Random Bits and Bytes. 15 Oxymorons". An oxymoron is a combination of words that contradict each other.

15 Oxymorons"

Here are some of our favorites. 1. virtual reality 2. original copy 3. old news 4. act naturally. The 10 most depressing Disney moments of all-time – Guyism. Thermal Physics Jokes. As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade.

Thermal Physics Jokes

Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat. Amazing Fact Generator. Another Classic Food Network Search Result. Want Every Bethesda Game They'll Ever Make? Better Start Making A Baby. Bonuses for pre-ordering a game are a nice incentive, but how long are you really going to use that tote bag or exclusive in-game costume?

Want Every Bethesda Game They'll Ever Make? Better Start Making A Baby

Bethesda wants to ensure that you remember Skyrim, so they want a member of your family named after it. According to their blog, Bethesda will be giving an "unknown reward" to anyone who gives birth to a child named Dovahkiin on the game's release date (11/11/11). Anagrams.

Love New Tech? Sign Up for 'Privates' Test-Pilot Program! Enthusiastic early adopters love being on the cutting-edge of new technology trends.

Love New Tech? Sign Up for 'Privates' Test-Pilot Program!

And Privates is a tech trend unlike any other. A joint venture between In Hard Focus and Betabrand, a San Francisco-based clothing innovator, Privates is a line of privacy-enhanced travel clothing that protects your privacy from the Transportation Security Administration's advanced imaging technology. Cancer.png (PNG Image, 600x3250 pixels) Two Major Cities 64 Years After The Bomb Was Dropped, We Know Little About The Progress Made by the People of That Land During the Past 64 Years, and Ours? Amazing Difference! - yourbadneighbor. 27 inspiring top notch programming quotes. Comic Sans Criminal - There's help available for people like you!

The Red Cross's Accidental Drunk Tweet Is Adorable. The Red Cross has won us over, not just because they're a nonprofit that does good things for people, but because they actually have a sense of humor, and they might, every so often, like to booze -- responsibly! On Tuesday night, a Red Cross social media specialist accidentally tweeted this from the Red Cross account via Hootsuite, meaning to send it from a personal account but instead sending it out to the organization's 268,000 followers: Downright Average - Another Occasional Webcomic - My website broke in what now? Twitter - RSS << Previous - Archive - First - Latest - Next >> Funeral. Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following.

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Petty Cash. Why, Why, Why!!! ~ Grandma Faith's. American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention. LOTS OF PUNS. Hilarious screenshots from Chat Roulette. Chat Roulette is a website where you can video chat online with complete strangers. Groucho Marx Quotes - Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes. Mental_floss Blog » Internet Meme Halloween Costumes. An internet meme costume is cool as long as at least a few of your fellow Halloween party-goers recognize what you are trying to portray. Ruthakers.jpg (JPEG Image, 400x195 pixels) Lucas Pereira's Sleep Page. Best, SLR review on Amazon. Period. Funny-picture-1405-13.jpg (JPEG Image, 684x882 pixels) - Scaled (61%) How to go from Japan to China. Yes We Can! Lesson 799 - Pat-downs. Top 10 Internet failss…. — TechPaparazzi. Aphasia. The Daily What.

Spirolaterals. Cody Lupardus Shape-Shifter Registration Certificate - Supernatural Registration Authority. Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism, a movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools.[3] Although adherents describe Pastafarianism as a genuine religion,[3] it is generally seen by the media as a parody religion.[4][5] The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" was first described in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the Kansas State Board of Education decision to permit teaching intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes.[6] In that letter, Henderson satirized creationist ideas by professing his belief that whenever a scientist carbon-dates an object, a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs is there "changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".

History. Bumper Stickers. US Department of Laughs. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Hollywood. /************************************/ /* Guidelines to development */ /* on the */ /* HOLLYWOOD OPERATING SYSTEM */ /************************************/ 1.

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