Jenna Gives A Spoiler For "The Name Of The Doctor" Strangers in the Night, a doctor who fanfic. "Did it hurt? " a warm voice inquired. "Excuse me? " Clara laughed, glancing sidewise at the incredibly handsome man who'd just sat down beside her. "When you fell from heaven. " Clara slapped a hand over her mouth, trying in vain to stifle her giggles. "That really the best you can do, mate? " "Sorry. "You've no idea," Clara replied, taking a sip of the local equivalent of a Shirley Temple that the Doctor had procured for her, and wondering where on Earth (or off it, in this case) he'd gotten to. The handsome stranger gave her a look that stopped just shy of being a leer. "Clara Oswald," she replied, offering her own rather reluctantly.
Instead of shaking, Jack pressed a lingering kiss to the back of her hand. "She's with me, Jack. " "I'm sorry. "Doctor! " "Doctor? " "Don't even think about kissing me, Jack," the Doctor warned. Jack laid a hand over his heart with an expression of comically exaggerated sorrow, while Clara glanced from one man to the other.
"Er…I take it you've met? " "Regeneration? " The Mind of Death, a doctor who fanfic. The Mind of Death by AstroGirl The Master's laughter echoed through the halls of the Gallifreyan Capitol as his TARDIS vanished from the planet. It was true that he had not gained what he'd hoped, but he'd still made fools of them all, escaping from under their noses again.
And it would only be a matter of time before he achieved his ultimate success: an escape from death itself. For now, however... He lowered himself to the console room floor, concentrating all his will on maintaining his physical form against its constant, recurring, and highly irritating attempts to die. "Well," said the Doctor as the Time Rotor settled into its landing position.
"Are you sure the randomizer is working properly, Doctor? " "And I still say you worry too much. "Oh, I suppose," said Romana, not finding herself quite able to match his enthusiasm. "You don't sound excited, Romana. She sighed in friendly exasperation and followed. "Well," said the Doctor, stepping back to eye the building.
"Pshaw! "Hello! Appliance Violence, a doctor who fanfic. Author's Note: I wrote this fic about 8 years ago during the 8th Doctor series. It's a silly little fic focused on Rose/Nine banter (they had brilliant banter). Appliance Violence "Huh. It's never done that before," said the Doctor as he squinted at the monitor on the TARDIS console. He couldn't understand what had happened. "Can you get it back on? " The Doctor examined the monitor up close briefly, then impatiently banged on the top of it with his fist a couple of times. "Hmm," said the Doctor as he scratched his head. Rose rolled her eyes. The Doctor's eyes widened and his face broke into a grin. "You're not serious? After a minute or so of constant banging, the Doctor stopped. "Aargh! " As the Doctor sat down heavily in his chair, Rose walked back over to the console and stood in front of him. "The monitor's knackered," said the Doctor.
"You've probably made things worse," said Rose, "banging on it like that. " "It's a tried and tested quick-fix method," said the Doctor defensively. "Oi! Softly, Quietly, Desperately, a doctor who fanfic. Cataclysmic Chapter 2, a doctor who fanfic. Doctor who and the chavs, a doctor who fanfic. Dr who and the chavs The Doctor is walking down a street when he spots a bunch of chavs hanging around.
Doctor:Excuse me,but do you know where the local cafe is? Chav-1:woz zat yo said to me? Doctor;do you know where the cafe is? Chav-1:i ain't teling you where no cafe is,now sling ya hook. chav-2:yeah sling ya hook. Chav-3;before we sling it for ya Doctor:ok ok no need to get all nasty on me,i just wanted to know where the local cafe is? Chav-1:wot u asking us for,we ain't gonna tell you. Chav-2:you have to respect people like us.aye. CHav-3:bo. Doctor:oh dea oh dear,i'm going to have to ask somebody else. Chav-1:yeah you go do dat. Chav-2:and don't you go dissing us. Chav-3:or else you'll be having trouble rom us,you dig? Doctor:ok ok i'll just go now. A little while later,the doctor discovers that the chavs has graffitied his tardis. Doctor:what have you done?
Chav-1:we've graffitied this blue box,you got a problem with that? Chav-2:you ain't no copper,you don't dress like a copper. the end. Funny Dr who stories Chapter 24: Educating daleks, a doctor who fanfic. Educating Daleks The Daleks were all sat in a classroom type area and they were waiting for the Supreme Dalek to come along an educated them on world domination because these were only trainee Daleks. Half an hour had passed when a gold and silver Dalek came rolling in. "I AM SOR-RY TO SAY THAT THE SU-PREME DA-LEK CAN-NOT MAKE IT TO-DAY BE-CAUSE HE HAS TRAGICALLY BEEN DES-TROYED SO SAY HEL-LO TO YOUR NEW TEAC-HER". The Daleks watched in horror as a familiar purple Dinosaur came skipping it. "Hello all you special people,today we are going to make learning fun" the Dinosaur spazzed.
After the Dinosaur had finished writing the Alphabet, the Daleks started reciting it. "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z" all the Dalek's sang relunctantly. "Very good class, now we will draw pictures. After snack time, the Dinosaur had all the Daleks in a circle. "Ok, it's time for circle time. "Ok, so we all know who everybody is no, ok it's sing-song time.
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE" the Daleks chanted. Doctor Who - Crackpot Theory: Is Clara Oswald actually Romana IV?! Been a while. What with these sporadic mid-series breaks in the show (don’t get me started), DOCTOR WHO news has been slow to leak out. However, we have had two; count ‘em, two episodes which feature (versions) of the new companion Clara Oswald (played exquisitely by Jenna Louise-Coleman). The first of which was in the Series 7 opener ASYLUM OF THE DALEKS, in which she was the disembodied consciousness of someone who was once called Oswin Oswald (whom had once worked aboard a starship) and had since been mutated and turned into a Dalek…but had no idea what she is and had been placed in the Asylum’s (by presumably the Dalek high Command) “Intensive Care” unit, where the Daleks who survived great battles reside, weaponless.
This is where Oswin is, locked in a room on her own. This will be important later in the post. The next time we see her is in the most recent Christmas Special THE SNOWMEN. CRACKPOT THEORY time! Now that’s where vaguely the TV story of Romana ends. 1. 2. Doctor Who Hilarious Stuff Chapter 5: The 10 Invasion, a doctor who fanfic. Hello Everyone! Here is Chapter 4 inspired by my older brother: Otokage, and it is also dedicated to him! Here it is Chapter 4! If a movie theater were ever filled with zombies then these secret agents would kill them there own ways. James Bond: Go total Commando on them! Austin Powers: Take out his little pistol, shoot them with it, and Judo-Chop there necks to break them. Chapter 4: The $10 Invasion Setting: The scene where the Family of Blood use their Scarecrow soldiers to attack the school, only problem is that both sides only get $10 to protect or invade the school! They were coming, coming up the hill fast.
The family finally made it up the hill when the Family's son calls out to the army. "SOLDIERS! " Attack! Suddenly the two scarecrows limped over to the front lines with the cheap battle music in the background. We kept shooting until one of the soldiers tripped on a rock and fell. "We have lost too many soldiers, Retreat! " That was Chapter 4 in honor of Otokage! Holding Jellybabies Hostage, a doctor who fanfic. He had faced many monsters. Looked them straight on the eye or eyes, sometimes just their noses. And every time, he responded in the same way: "Would you like a jellybaby? " He would say, flicking part of his ridiculous scarf over his shoulder and thrusting a white paper bag in the beast's general direction.
Often he would be ignored, sometimes baffling the beast enough to buy enough time to run back into the safely of his blue time machine. But just like his enemies, even his friends would refuse jellybabies and look at him like it wasn't the time for that sort of thing. It was only at parties when they would accept, and it wasn't very often he went to parties. One more time they had faced another monster. They should really try to realise the joys of a nice little jellybaby. He sat at the controls of the TARDIS with his feet up on something important and vital to their survival.
Now was the perfect time to land onto a boring period of Earth so he could buy his favourite sweet. "Nope. XxXxX. The Stereotypeinator, a doctor who fanfic. DISCLAIMER: I wanted it for Christmas, but I got a remote control dalek instead. Talk about being cheap! ;) This is what happens when I see all the angst/drama/badfic out there. Sorry, folks, but if you are going to write fanfiction, be serious about it. Don't act like it is something you can throw around. Angst should be well based! Oh, and no offense to anyone who is any of these stereotypes.
Dedication: All those wonderful angst stories that fueled this. "We meet again, Doctor! " "Doctor, who is he? " "I'm the Master! " "But, you're dead! "Yeah, but my ring? "Whatever. " the Doctor mumbled, holding up a "W" sign with his fingers. "Hey! Donna was the only person that noticed the difference.
"Whatever you did to him, reverse it! " "Whatever. " "Doctor! "Martha, Whatever. "What did you do to Dad!? " The Master grinned evilly once again. "This is my…stereotype-inator! " (Cue cricket noises) "I turn the knob, and he changes stereotypes! " "Um," "Yeah…" "Cool.
" "Right…" "Wizard! " The Master frowned. -drwholove- Play That Funky Music White Boy, a doctor who fanfic. Title: Play That Funky Music White Boy Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel Summary: The Doctor finds himself sharing a cell with the Master. It goes downhill from there. Setting: After Series Three sometime, ignoring Series Four. Author notes: Very mild slash warning. It wasn't the throbbing ache in his head that woke the Doctor, the discomfort of lying on a hard floor, or the awareness that something was wrong. It was the noise. At first the Doctor was vaguely aware only of irritating, energetic music, but slowly words began to penetrate his consciousness. "And the man at the back said 'everyone attack' and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
There was a light baritone voice singling along, a voice that was rather familiar, somehow. The Doctor opened his eyes and wincing, sat up to look around. He was sitting in a cell, all sterile white with an airlocked security door and a grille set in the ceiling for ventilation. "It's you! " "But you're dead! " The Master was still smirking at him. "What? " "Oh. " The Sound of Novelty Songs, a doctor who fanfic. The Master smirked at the Doctor as he sat strapped into the chair in his torture room. He had managed to ambush him and spirit him away to his hideout before Rose or Jack could do anything to save him. Now his greatest enemy was at his mercy and he had just the thing to drive him insane forever. "You won't get away with this, Master. " The Doctor snarled as he tried to fight the restraints.
"How do you know? You don't even know what I'm gonna do yet. " He replied. "Whatever it is, it isn't good. The Master nodded. "Yeah, you're right, it isn't. " he said. The Doctor snorted. "Yeah, right, you've been trying to do that for centuries. " "Ah, but those other times I didn't have access to the internet and the plethora of MP3's and videos that people upload onto sites like You Tube or Imeem. "Do your worst. The Master smirked. "Very well, I shall start your torment then. " He walked out the door as the Doctor tried once more to break free of his restraints. "What is this? " "Oh, I found it on You Tube. Don't Pass the Salt, a doctor who fanfic.
Title: Don't Pass the SaltRating: PG (for Captain Jack Harkness-ness)Characters: Nine, Jack, Rose near the endSpoilers: NoneAuthor's notes: Written for someone and my journal who asked for Nine and Jack in a holding cell, bickering. So, I therefore present: Nine and Jack in a holding cell, bickering. "What did I say before we left the TARDIS? " The Doctor snapped at Jack as the door to their prison cell was slammed shut. "Go to the bathroom now because we're not stopping? " Jack guessed. He attempted an innocent look, but didn't really pull it off. "No.
"I wasn't! " "Stafari technology," The Doctor explained. "The handcuffs weren't enough? " "Jack! " "Okay, okay," Jack said. "My sonic screwdriver's in my back pocket," The Doctor explained. "You didn't think of that before we got stuck to the wall? " The Doctor raised his chin. "So, you want me to stop trying to get into your pants and start trying to get into your pants? " "Yes. " "Alright then. "Ow...ow....owwww! " "Huh? " "The song you're humming. " Pranks, a doctor who fanfic. A/N: Disclaimer: If I owned Doctor Who, I think I would order a fluff only episode with lots and lots and lots of dancing penguins play kazooz and didgeridoos dressed in tutus.
Wow, that rhymed. Another weird fluffy funny random oneshot fic. Includes Jack. Just pretend he wandered in randomly after the Doctor regenerated. Wouldn't we all love that:D The Doctor was grinning manically to himself, bounding majestically down the corridor to the TARDIS kitchen with hands dug deep in pockets, whilst whistling a happy tune, mainly about daisies. He skipped in through the already open door, acknowledging the half-asleep Rose sitting at the kitchen table with a half-sketched wave, before immediately bouncing over to the fridge and wrenching open the door. "Hmmm…" he clicked his tongue loudly in contemplation, considering his breakfast. He turned back to the fridge door to which his hand was still resting on the handle of, startled by this new complication. "Doctor, you alright? " "JACK!!!
" "Jack! " The Tardis Arcade, a doctor who fanfic. Hello everyone! Dalek_Who here saying… Summer is here! (Choir of angels and Ood Steve start singing Alleluia) I am not dead, just to let all of you know and will be continuing most of my works (Doctor Who hilarious stuff/Pokemon Spotlight/Deadliest Pokemon). This is a special little oneshot that I have made about Doctor and it is hilarious. I conjured up the scenario and the rest of the plot in my head just like, yesterday in the shower. Yep, good ol' shower. Without further ado I give you… the Tardis Arcade!
Enjoy! The Tardis Arcade: Characters: 10th Doctor, Captain Jack Harkness, and Rose Tyler Setting: On a boardwalk at night sometime in the present (Funny, it has nothing to do with an arcade in the Tardis but what the hey) The Doctor couldn't let him win. Yes! "So what. " "So, what will the tie breaker be? " "I'll let you start. " This was going to be hard for the Doctor to beat. Angels Chapter 4: Authurs note, a Doctor Who + NCIS Crossover fanfic. Upside Down Chapter Two — The Dinner, a Doctor Who + Supernatural Crossover fanfic.
— The Dinner — Astoria had surprisingly survived the half hour long drive. She finally settled on the fact that her mind was tricking her, the necklace was never in fact glowing, even though every other on of her instincts were telling her the opposite. She didn't suspect her mum anymore though, because after all, it did seem like something normal her mother would say. They walked into the luxuries hotel where 'The Dinner' was supposedly going to take place in.
It was a complete mess ; food was splattered everywhere, chair were broken, tables table flipped, portraits ripped and the chandelier shattered into a million tiny pieces, drawers and cabinets opened, files scattered all over the floor. You could also smell the scent of something burning. No one was to be seen, the place was deserted.
Astoria stared at her parents, in such a way that they were communicating a message. Astoria climbed into the back seat in a rush. Mr. "Mum! "I got it this morning! "No. " "Ahem. Mr. Mr. "Astoria! Hermione Jean Pond Song Time Lady Chapter 5: Quick AN PLEASE DONT KILL ME!, a Doctor Who + Harry Potter Crossover fanfic. Doom of the Daleks Chapter 3: Apology, a Doctor Who + Invader Zim Crossover fanfic. Raping Granger, a Doctor Who + Harry Potter Crossover fanfic. Cousins?, a StarTrek: The Original Series + Doctor Who Crossover fanfic. The Sherlock Complex Chapter 24, a Doctor Who + Sherlock Crossover fanfic.
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