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Real Life Survival Experiences. MY STRANGE AND MISERABLE CONFESSIONS. Greetings, my bretheren!

MY STRANGE AND MISERABLE CONFESSIONS

I ask myself just how I can put out a new and improved blog without including a new, never before seen slice of the strange and miserable life I lead preaching The Fuck™. So I present to you an epic tale of misery I think I’ll call: A few months ago, I received a request from one of our new brothers seeking to duplicate the astounding success of my “trick ‘em & trap ‘em” fake porn employment site. . .or, as I like to call it. . .The Web of Deception. He felt he had the process down except for one thing, he was a bit hazy on what to actually do at the “interview” BEFORE the grunting, spurting, and ensuing hilarity at the end of things. He wanted to know about the top end. . .the game that actually convinces the bitches to do what you want. There’s going to be a lot of dialogue, and it’s going to be a long motherfucker. . .fair warning.

Ready? The subject of this strange and miserable entry is named Stephanie. Friday. “So, Stephanie. “I’m a little nervous.” “I can.” Become a Better Writer with These Important Reading Skills First. Top 10 Projects, Features, and Tips Every Mac User Should Try. We all fail. Learn from it. Trust Me, I'm Lying: Confessions of a Media Manipulator (9781591845539): Ryan Holiday. These Are the Best Programming Skills to Have if You Wanna Be Rich. Stuff makes us sad, especially in America. One Thing Well. About the 100 Thing Challenge.

The 100 Thing Challenge (100TC) has been a way to personalize my efforts to fight American-style consumerism and live a life of simplicity, characterized by joyfulness and thoughtfulness.

About the 100 Thing Challenge

That said, a lot of other people are participating, too. Thanks! Keep up the good work. 100TC is about creating better relationships of all kinds through the formative power of simplicity. The goal of the 100 Thing Challenge is to break free from the confining habits of excessive consumerism. Reduce (some stuff) Refuse (more new stuff) Rejigger (life priorities) I totally believe that living without an abundance of personal possessions for an extended period of time is the first step we ought to take in order to realize that we do not need ever-more stuff. If you do this — if you will give up your stuff for a while — I am sure you will never go back. :mnmlist. A vagabond & minimalist. Andrew Hyde likes you too. MacGyver, Survivalist, or Stockpiler: The Urban Survival Skills Everyone Should Know. It's your word against his..

MacGyver, Survivalist, or Stockpiler: The Urban Survival Skills Everyone Should Know

If he ain't talkin, your word pretty much wins. Also, don't try draggin him back in your house after he's dead.. The cops will be able to tell he was shot inside your house. As soon as you're involved in a shooting like this, call the cops, then a lawyer.. You are so bad ass. Seriously, you're advocating shooting a potential burglar with your "Mossy, Remy or Mr. We're not all in middle school, you know, and life is not like a Die Hard movie.

I don't want to kill anyone. I am not running from my house. You can be a moral coward and subject yourself to the will of a criminal, however I will suffer no such victimization. @jodark It's not cowardly to leave and certainly not morally cowardly to leave if there is an intruder in your house. Unless you were a soldier or a police officer, you have probably not faced a life or death situation, and frankly, you are likely not equipped to fight back adequately. Official: Slouching Is Terrible. Top 10 Highly-Desired Skills You Can Teach Yourself. Constant, Chronic Stress Can Make You Sick.