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15 Oxymorons". An oxymoron is a combination of words that contradict each other.

15 Oxymorons"

Here are some of our favorites. 1. virtual reality 2. original copy 3. old news 4. act naturally 5. pretty ugly 6. living dead. The Truth Behind Personal Ads Jokes. Best Non-Sex Feeling Ever? Foreign Signs. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.

Foreign Signs

If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection.

Kids talk Science

Man Knowledge #1,887. Killer_Biscuits_.JPG (349×480) Haiku error messages. Six Advantages to Not Having Any Money — Almost Frugal. Facebook rant EPIC WIN. 11 Awesomely Incorrect Test Answers from Kids from You're Doing It Right. Cheating. Cookies by Douglas Adams. English. Untitled. Eight Absurd Texts That Make You Wish Your Mom Didn’t Have An iPhone. Dad’s Birthday Surprise Mom Always Knew Mom Discovers Internet Lingo That’s No Way To Celebrate Your Anniversary What Do Dad And Mondays Have In Common?

Eight Absurd Texts That Make You Wish Your Mom Didn’t Have An iPhone

Mom Watched A Dateline About Push Pops This Is Awkward I Almost Think It’s On Purpose… Mother-in-law. I was happy.


My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See. If you had a dollar for every person who posted their hatred of the new Facebook layout, you’d be able to give Mark Zuckerberg a run for his money.

Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See

Okay that’s a guess, and most likely a wrong one, but you get our point. When Facebook made its most recent set of changes the Preteen Panic Meter hit “Justin Bieber Has A Girlfriend” levels, and while that demographic made the most noise (mostly high-pitched screams), we weren’t too crazy about the adjustments either. Here are the Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See: What the State Motto Really should be... Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.

Water is dangerous

He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. 20 Biggest Idiots On Facebook. 25 Random “Sarcastic” Funny Short Letters. To whom these may concern.

25 Random “Sarcastic” Funny Short Letters

We are planning to make more funny sarcastic letters real soon, make sure to subscribe to ThumbPress =) LaughNet. If Men Made the Rules. Pictures - Yet another iPhone FAIL: Because Auto-Correct is the worst thing... Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? " Why americans should never be allowed to travel. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

why americans should never be allowed to travel

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. - what to do in an emergency. Hurricane Recipes! Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

Fake iPhone Text - vUB5Q. Awkward. George's Humour - gotta love kids. World's funniest joke. The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes.[1] Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries. [citation needed] The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject. [citation needed] The jokes. An Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office.

Or2dv.jpg from Dear blank, please blank. Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt. Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist.

He could be your boss one day. Headline of the year?