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Clever Things to Say. In the Star Trek universe, when one space faring race encounters another they always have at least one thing in common.

Clever Things to Say

Both their ships are oriented the same way vis a vis up/down. But space has no objective up/down axis. Jokes your parents don't get. Round 4: Your Daily Life in GIFs (29 GIFs. Internet, this is your life…in GIF form.

Round 4: Your Daily Life in GIFs (29 GIFs

When you click on a blog and music starts to autoplay: When you’re making fun of someone behind their back and they turn around: When you’re with a group and someone hot walks by: When you have that annoying piece of hair that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to: When you make a reference to a TV show and no one gets it: When you hear the words ‘food’ and ‘free’ together:

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Speed Camera Prank. Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone ElseBOOK RIOT. To paraphrase E.B.

Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone ElseBOOK RIOT

White, the perfect sentence is one from which nothing can be added or removed. Every word plays its part. In my more giddy moments I think that a simple comic strip featuring Calvin, a preternaturally bright six year-old, and Hobbes, his imaginary tiger friend, features some of the most lucid sentences committed to print. And when I sober up, I usually think exactly the same. Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes ran between 1985 and 1995. So here, in no particular order, is a selection of quotes that nail everything from the meaning of life to special underwear.

Bacon Wrapped Media - The 3 Day Rule... True Story. - StumbleUpon. The Chinese are very good at this sort of thing. I think this belongs here after the new law in North Carolina & Blog Archive go!meme. Utter and complete dilusion. This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging... by vaughan-1.

James Cameron - Sico8. God doesnt hate gay people - Wasted At Work - Parental guidance needed... - StumbleUpon. Your Daily Life in GIFs (4.9.12) When there are free samples at the grocery store: When someone is wrong, but they insist they are right: When your test is not multiple choice: When the doorbell rings and you run to put on pants:

Your Daily Life in GIFs (4.9.12)

Trolling Contest - most WTF Contest!! - TheFunnyPlanet.com - Funny Pictures, Epic Fails, Funny Planet, iPhone Autocorrects, Awkward Texts, LOL Photos, TheFunnyPlanet, Hilarious, Animal LOLs, Troll Comics, Gags, Cartoon. Can Your Pet Do That? Amazing Animal Tricks : Crazy Liver. Latest. Meat. I’m honored that this often shows up on the internet.

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Here’s the correct version, as published in Omni, 1990. "They're made out of meat. " "Meat? " "Meat. They're made out of meat. " - StumbleUpon. Top 50 Funny Pictures of the Day - April 21th 2012. Rules from the male side! We always hear 'the rules' from the female side.

Rules from the male side!

Now here are the Rules from the male side. Lots of Jokes - Anger Management. When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it...

Lots of Jokes - Anger Management

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' To Do List - 101photography. Men without supervision. 8hnLg.png (1555×810) Rofl Now. Despair, Inc. - Creators of Demotivators& Posters, Calendar, Coffee Mugs, Apparel and More. Nothing has blown my mind quite like this case.. Jenny vs. Spencer.

JENNY vs. Good point, Google. Tiny Hippo and Tiny Train. Still life: Bent objects & OWNI.eu, News, Augmented. UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art.

Still life: Bent objects & OWNI.eu, News, Augmented

Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials. What Is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

What Is Globalization?

Answer: Tragically, Princess Diana’s death. Question: Husband and target. Husband banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. Dear Mrs. Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. 10 GIFs a Day. Like a boss gifs.

Calvin and hobbes wallpaper. Puma training. Puma training. First One Home Wins. The Rejection Letter. Old vs young. 5 beast soldiers. We all understand that action movies are cheesy escapism. After all, could one commando really take out a whole compound full of bad guys?

Actually, yes. It turns out the history books are full of stories of soldiers doing things so badass they'd hesitate to put them into a film for fear of killing the realism. Like these five, for example. #5. Who Was He? Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. 9 Ways of Hangman. Robot. Riot romance.