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Cards Against Humanity Actually Trolled 30,000 People With $6 Boxes of Poop. If someone tells you that you are purchasing a literal box full of poop, then maybe you should listen.

Cards Against Humanity Actually Trolled 30,000 People With $6 Boxes of Poop

Approximately 30,000 people didn't listen, and on Black Friday bought a $6 item explicitly labeled as a box of "bullshit" from party game maker Cards Against Humanity. Perhaps they thought they'd actually be pleasantly surprised by some kind of gift, or maybe they thought they were just calling out Card Against Humanity's bluff. But the game company wasn't bluffing, and now it has $180,000 while those 30,000 people have started receiving in the mail literal boxes of bullshit. Weird Things All Guys Do When Women Aren’t Around. Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine. SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. Little Caesars Pizza. I wanna talk about some shitty shit.

Little Caesars Pizza

The top of the shit chain shit. There exists a pizza in this world that sucks the most amount of dicks. That pizza…is Little Caesars. Now, some might argue with me, and say “yeah but you cant beat a pizza for 5 bucks thats ready to go when you get there”. Fuck you. Alex From Target Becomes The World's Most Famous Teenager Overnight. 7 Shapes We’re Sick Of Seeing In Our Social Media... Pueblo Indians Can’t Keep Pace With Area Mom’s Appetite For Earthenware.

ALBUQUERQUE, NM—Claiming that the 56-year-old’s desire for authentic Native American ceramics is insatiable, local Pueblo artisans confirmed Wednesday that they can’t keep pace with area mother Shelly Burke’s ravenous appetite for earthenware.

Pueblo Indians Can’t Keep Pace With Area Mom’s Appetite For Earthenware

“She’s just relentless—my entire inventory is down to pretty much nothing. How many bowls does this woman need?” Eq=.s.te =n.c&de/s_fight club. 41 Hilarious Short Jokes That Take Seconds to Tell. The 6 Most Creative Abuses of Loopholes. Junk Mail Checks Turn Out To Be Cashable Like everybody else who was alive in the 90s, Patrick Combs, a career consultant, was constantly being bombarded by junk mail letters advertising relatively innocent scams (at least compared to today's excessively familiar penis-enlarging-haiku-spammers).

The 6 Most Creative Abuses of Loopholes

A long way from "RE: ur d1ck will explode _____R_O_L_E_X_". The massive junk mail industry created a sort of arms race; recipients got used to just dumping the mail in the trash, so these shady companies would try more and more extreme gimmicks to get your attention. You'd get ads that looked like bills, ads that looked like late payment notices and ads that looked like checks. Some pictures you had never seen. 100 Funniest Things to Do. The magic button — Make Everything OK. How to Suck at Facebook. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

How to Suck at Facebook

Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. Google Gravity. Files/Nigga.Chicken.Rainbow.swf. Premium Funny: Shakespeare Insult Kit. Www.math.rutgers.edu/~lenci/jokes/chicken. You just got REICHROLL'D!! ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659. What Starts with F and ends with K from Uncle Rick. Draw a Stickman. E-card. Pointer Pointer by @StudioMoniker. Recovered National Punctuation Day. QDB: Latest 50 Quotes. <No_One> Damn my land mine collection is gone.

QDB: Latest 50 Quotes

Zoom Out! Remember Starship Baconprise?

Zoom Out!

Yes, well. This is the same kind of format, with a compilation video linked here in the intro and then all the individual components presented chronologically. In this case, Nenuphar started with a treasured image, then asked the SA Forum Goons to pan back and consider the broader universal perspective. It really makes u think! Watch Watchmen Motion Comics Online. Garfield for the Atari 2600. When it's OK to say "OH SH*T"... One Man Drinking Game Rules - Funny Rules for Drinking Games. When someone brushes against your person, take a drink.

One Man Drinking Game Rules - Funny Rules for Drinking Games

When a complete stranger calls you "bro," take a drink. When two or more women have their photograph taken together and they say "Whoo! " Watchlist: Phil Jones. Red Eye. Pop Culture Ice Creams. Editorial Illustrations for FoxSports.com's Wrestlemania: Celebrating 29 Years of Blood, Sweat and Cheers.

Pop Culture Ice Creams

Written by Jim Ross and illustrated by Jon Defreest.Digital Art, Drawing, Illustration2014 Inspired by the film, Con Air starring Nicolas Cage.Cartooning, Digital Art, Illustration2013 Custom Converse shoes designed for the cast of Breaking Bad.Illustration, Graphic Design, Fashion2011 I was commissioned by Bryan Cranston's assistant to design the actor a Christmas gift. I decided to make a faux animated Christmas special based off the AMC drama Breaking Bad.Cartooning, Digital Art, Illustration2012 The cast of NBC's Parks and Recreation as Saturday morning cartoon characters.Cartooning, Character Design, Illustration2012 Dr. A holiday Ron Swanson illustration.Illustration, Graphic Design, Digital Art2011. Funny Friday Pictures (28 Pics) "What Easy Mac Instructions Look Like Under the Influence of Various Drugs" by Conor McKeon. "Drunk-O-Vision LEGACY" by Streeter Seidell. Stupid People - Elephants Never Forget.

Funniest and most insane pictures - Humli.com. PICTURE JOKES » Just some advice :) First post, 3 years in the lurking. This is me and my Papa (grandpa) He went on a trip last Friday… … and returned on Sunday to find his home of 50 years burnt to the ground. He built that home, but had no insurance (the foundation was on lava rocks). He lived there with Granny until she died. My house burnt down 17 years ago. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.

Read this from Joe Burton. Automatic Flatterer. The illustrated guide to a Ph.D. Imagine a circle that contains all of human knowledge: By the time you finish elementary school, you know a little: By the time you finish high school, you know a bit more: With a bachelor's degree, you gain a specialty: A master's degree deepens that specialty: Reading research papers takes you to the edge of human knowledge: Unusual Jobs And Their Paydays.