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Murphy's teaching laws The clock in the instructor's room will be wrong.

Teaching Laws

Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room. A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students. The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students. A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces. College Student Laws You just finished the paper that counts as your final five minutes before class only to discover the printer is out of ink When you finally have enough money to buy printer ink, the store is out of the one you need.

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The Most Badass Alphabet Ever

And considering it’s my job to find crazy stuff all day long, that’s actually saying something. But today I am bowing down to “The A-Z of Awesomeness,” a series of illustrations by Neill Cameron, where he takes each letter of the alphabet, crafts an absurd sentence around it, then brings it to life with an excellent drawing as you can see above. There are 25 more epic letters to go, and you must check them all out below: Things To Remember If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text - James Lip. @yvanehtnioj: And thus, I thought it was one of the most effective!

James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text - James Lip

(And, for the record, the "pic of his junk" one also had him not texting for fear of negative consequences rather than out of morality.) @Susan B.: Yeah, but the negative consequences were framed differently, I thought. Like his gf would either think it was funny or not think at all and post it to Twitter, and then he would be embarrassed. And the original idea - texting a sexy pic to his gf - was morally neutral. But in the catfight clip, she was going to start a rumor (morally wrong) and the deterrent was that the girl she was targeting would turn it into a catfight (sexist stereotype), with the implication that it'd be an overreaction or irrational or something for the target to react badly, when it would actually be completely reasonable to be pissed about someone starting a rumor to break up your relationship. Exciting Links for Boring Days.

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Nicholas Sparks

No one else does what he does. He writes unpredictable love stories, not trashy run-of-the-mill romance novels like Shakespeare. &&(navigator.user Just The Facts Nicholas Sparks is an author who churns out about one romance novel a year. Nicholas Sparks on Nicholas Sparks In a recent interview with USA Today, Nicholas Sparks criticized Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Ernest Hemingway, and romance novelists in general for essentially writing the same story over and over: RB Blog. The Latest It’s hard to differentiate between a Valentine’s Day wedding and any other wedding because, well, they signify the same things: romance, eternal love, a bond between two people, etc.

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Read More… Each week our fashion editors at Tradesy will scour the website to unearth The Crème, a covetable gem that is particularly rare, unique, or just a good deal! Get it while you can! Read More… Regardless of how many bags are instant successes each season, there are only a few truly unforgettable designs that are able to be released again and again, getting better over time. Every Friday, our team will compile the most exciting fashion news from around the world, and share it right here on the Tradesy blog. Application for a night out - his'n'hers. Funny Shit Funny Shit (home) → genderwar → Application for a night out - his'n'hers.

Application for a night out - his'n'hers

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