261881_235459326482689_149296375098985_872327_237922_n.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x345 pixels) Video. Comics, Quizzes, and Stories. HELVETICTOC. Chris McKenzie. They Will Never Have A Girlfriend. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
"Witness: "By death. "Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated? " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth? " Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like? " Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
" Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you? " Lawyer: "Mr. YellowBird | See the world like never before. FamilyFun - Fun stuff for Kids, Parents - and More Great Family Fun Ideas. English. Dudefalling. Construction of an Artificial Nest – Must See. People like doing crazy experiments, so i got 1 for you, find it really interesting so thought to show you.. Take a look… In the language of Writer Andrew Deveykin : A couple of months ago I relocated from their ant has already become close to a spacious nest tubes which made himself. Offer to your attention a report on the construction of large and resettlement. Since the relocation of the ants have doubled their numbers. Take a look of it …really interesting.
Woman soldier Did you know that all the ants in an anthill – a girl? Soldier’s love . Thus, in vitro we felt cramped. And, despite all this, the first time is always an act. A box of chocolates will be at the arena. Cut partitions in a box for glass beads, cut holes for ventilation, humidification and input. According to the sketch put under glass, glass molded interior so that they make maximum use of the depth of the box, but did not reach the back wall. Model in an assembly without gypsum. Cleaned the clay. Prefabrication. Video Particle Player - UnitZeroOne. Freedom. Inter-Face: Dominique. Water is dangerous.
This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide. " And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three (43) said yes, six (6) were undecided, and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water. He feels the conclusion is obvious.
Scale-of-universe-v1. Dear Dad. Best of Verticles Part II. Backmasking & Reverse Speech - Talk Backwards. 13su6ak.gif (GIF Image, 550x392 pixels) WTF-ish, Yeah, no!, wait, what? Facebook rant EPIC WIN. Slow Down! (Read This Through) Love styles. Love styles are modi operandi of how people love, originally developed by John Lee (1973,[1] 1988[2]). He identified six basic love styles—also known as "colours" of love—that people use in their interpersonal relationships: Clyde Hendrick and Susan Hendrick of Texas Tech University expanded on this theory in the mid-1980s with their extensive research on what they called "love styles". They have found that men tend to be more ludic, whereas women tend to be storgic and pragmatic.
Mania is often the first love style teenagers display. Relationships based on similar love styles were found to last longer. People often look for people with the same love style as themselves for a relationship. Styles[edit] Eros[edit] Akin to limerence, eros is literally the love of Beauty. Erotic lovers view marriage as an extended honeymoon, and sex as the ultimate aesthetic experience. The advantage of erotic love is the sentimentality of it. Ludus[edit] Ludic lovers are players. Storgic[edit] Pragma[edit] MILLION-DOLLAR-PC [MDPC] | the world's most beautiful computer systems. Incredible: Rube Goldberg Machine Made Entirely from Camera Gear. Crazy funny pictures of insane internet. Thankyou. The Most Brilliantly Obnoxious Responses To Moronic Graffiti.
The greatest smart-ass responses to idiotic graffiti. posted 02/16/2013 Bathroom walls give opinionated urinators everywhere a makeshift, bacteria-covered forum for virulent racism, misogyny, homophobia and, worst of all, philosophy. Of course, we'd never advocate one of these obscene acts of vandalism — unless it's a smart-ass response to a previous act of vandalism. Updated 11/29/11: [ Via imgur , From the Bathroom Wall , Reddit , Reddit , lolgraff , Flickr , Andrew Backwell , The Poke , lolgraff , Todd C. , Pictures of Walls ] Video. Never Be My Friend. When I'm bored, I browse through my friends' Facebook images, choose my favorites, and draw them.
Sometimes I take... liberties. Let's just call it artistic license. R.I.P. Chloe's grandma. I wasn't aware you were an actual corpse when I drew you looking like a corpse. I occasionally wonder why I still have friends at all. Video.