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The Life and Times of Andy Kaufman

Andrew Geoffrey Kaufman is raised in the affluent Long Island suburb of Great Neck and gravitates towards show business at an early age. Before he is even a year old, Andy reaches from his crib to work the controls of a nearby phonograph. "He'd stand up in his crib and keep it on all the time, just putting the needle back," Janice remembers, "whenever it was on, he was content. " 1953 - In his room at their home at 5 Robin Way, Andy begins his daily "TV" broadcasts from "Channel 5. " 1954 - Attends Saddle Rock Elementary.1956 - In the living room of their red-brick split-level home at 21 Grassfield Road, Andy begins performing jokes and magic tricks for family and friends. The roots of Andy's conceptual comedy begin at this early age. "He was very difficult in that he would never accept things at face value, " his father, Stanley recalls. The Kaufman Chronicles The Night Andy Hosted "Fridays"

Modeling Poses Done Better by Cats. EMANI Show me your Mad Face. 7 Hand Gestures That Make You Look Like a Real Intellectual. You’ve definitely seen it at some point.

7 Hand Gestures That Make You Look Like a Real Intellectual

Maybe it was in a lecture in college. Maybe it was in a TED talk you watched recently. Someone is trying to explain some important historical connection, drawing up a grand theory of art or science or human progress, and there it is, as if by reflex: the hand lifts in front of them like an upturned claw, the fingers slowly turning an invisible dial. That’s “The Dialectic,” one of the hand gestures you’ll need to master to become a genuine thought leader. Alice May Williams and Jasmine Johnson observed “the full complement” of these gestures in the process of earning their MFA at Goldsmiths College in London. Throughout their courses, Williams and Johnson saw the gestures repeated so frequently that “it became hard not to notice them spreading from academics to students and back again,” they explain–a sort of vicious cycle of performative thinking. Click to Open Overlay Gallery. A Glossary of Gestures for Critical Discussion. Clayton Farris (@claytonfarris)

Attachment 1. SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator. SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator About SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations.

SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator

It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to form all elements of the papers. Our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence. One useful purpose for such a program is to auto-generate submissions to conferences that you suspect might have very low submission standards. We went to WMSCI 2005. Also, check out our 10th anniversary celebration project: SCIpher! Tastefully Offensive. Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr. What is the best one liner joke you've ever heard? : AskReddit. Jokes: Get Your Funny On!

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Art of the Recipe Book. New-Age Bullshit Generator. Just click and the truth will manifest Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.

New-Age Bullshit Generator

The inspiration for this idea came from watching philosophy debates involving Deepak Chopra. I wrote a blog post about it if you're interested. After sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, I decided to have a crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things up a bit. I cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliché sentence patterns and this is the result. You’ll get some profound-sounding nonsense here, too. So, what is this for? (If you haven’t seen it, check out — unfortunately they beat me to it! The Newspaper Clipping Image Generator - Create your own fun newspaper. Hover Board. The Useless Web. Can I tape your picture? Snapper gets his mates to wrap up their heads. 21 lb layer cake containing three pies. მაგარი პრიკოლი. No illumination. Prikoli - curva. *Falls face forward onto couch* Never Sleep. Some good bros. Boop. - GIF on Imgur.

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