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11 Kids Who Got Exactly What They Wanted For The Holidays. Portlandia - Rube Goldberg Machine. 32 Of The Greatest Things That Have Ever Happened On Tumblr. Kim & Kanye's Unborn Baby Makes A Run For It. Ask Tina: Twitter. I HATE Justin Beiber!!!! Charlie Brown Combined With Louie C.K. Watch Fred Armisen And Bill Hader's Best Unaired Sketch Together. "The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist" by Bill Dixon. Pro: Never Need a Pen AgainIt's like they come with a kit!

"The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist" by Bill Dixon

Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times. Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional DamageArtists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. 13 Reasons To Watch The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. 30 Lessons We Learned From Amy Poehler In 2012. Outlaw Biker Name Generator. Mad TV - Stuart Gets Lost. Sarah SIlverman Father Conan Prank Iphone Crotch Vagina. 20 Students Who Totally Nailed It. 17 Euphemisms for Sex From the 1800s. While shoe-horning these into conversation today might prove difficult, these 17 synonyms for sex were used often enough in 19th-century England to earn a place in the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, a book for upper-crust Britons who had no idea what the proles were talking about. 1.

Amorous congress To say two people were engaged in the amorous congress was by far the most polite option on the list, oftentimes serving as the definition for other, less discreet synonyms. 2. Basket-making. 30 Strange But Delightful Vintage Photos Of Animals. The Worst Craft Idea Ever [Updated] Your New Russian Boyfriend. New "Flight Of The Conchords" Charity Single, Written With Kids. Amateur Completely Botches Her Make-Up Job. Over 65 Cats Guard Artwork at Russian Museum- Off the Leash - Family-Parenting. The Hermitage Museum in St.

Over 65 Cats Guard Artwork at Russian Museum- Off the Leash - Family-Parenting

Petersburg, Russia contains over 3 million pieces of artwork. As you can imagine, security is taken quite seriously and the museum takes great measures to keep its treasures safe. Nick Offerman May Just Have The Best Headshot Ever. Instasham. Woman On Electric Scooter Vs Escalator. Snuggie version of Beyonce's Countdown. The 5 Worst Fitness Infomercials of All Time: Movies + TV.

The Hawaii Chair According to the makers of this widely panned device, "If you can sit, you can get fit. " In reality, you shut off half of the body's muscles when you use this machine—and look ridiculous while doing so. Tony Little's Gazelle Freestyle Exercise Machine At 00:12 begins one of the most awkward moments in all of infomercial history as the Ponytailed One dry humps fitness model Darla Haun. 41 Reasons Why You’re Still Single. 1.

41 Reasons Why You’re Still Single

Watching every episode of Arrested Development a hundred times takes up a lot of your free time. 2. You already have three husbands you are very devoted to. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. Humor & Funny Stuff for Moms. Amy Poehler Answers Questions From Tumblr Users. Samuel L. Jackson Reads "Go the FUCK to Sleep" Father, son charged following nude street brawl, police say: Crime. A bloody fight between a naked father and son trashed their Spenard home and spilled into the street early Friday, Anchorage police said.

Father, son charged following nude street brawl, police say: Crime

It was 6 a.m. at a house on Kent Street when an argument between an 18-year-old and his 39-year-old father turned violent, said police spokeswoman Anita Shell. The father later told police that both men were high on ecstasy, LSD and marijuana when they started fighting over drugs and a woman, Shell said. TheBERRY - That's What She Saw. 50 People You Wish You Knew In Real Life. Kate or die! Partofanunbalancedbreakfast: fantasticgirlreadscomics: Once upon a time Matt and Chip made a beautiful cover for the 4th printing of issue #1 of Sex Criminals.

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This beautiful cover captured the imagination of brimpers everywhere, including myself and my lovely coworker Heather (@girlblunders). Life Advice from Over-60 Celebs. Paint Job 1 of 22By Carly Cardellino for CosmopolitanWith these tips, you can nail any mani.ON COSMOPOLITAN: 10 Best Cold-Weather Hand MoisturizersThree's A Charm 2 of 22As you're painting your nails, it's best if you use three strokes to apply the polish.

Life Advice from Over-60 Celebs

"First, you want to dip the brush into the bottle and get a decent-size bead of polish at the edge of your brush," nail pro Simcha Whitehill says. "You want the polish to do the majority of the work and spread out as it's placed on the nail—the brush is there to just guide the dot of polish into place. Starting at the base of your nail, stroke the brush to the left, to the right, and then down the center. " Voila! #! Mister Rogers Remixed. Shaq goes crazy and sings with a Charles Barkley sign. There is a new fad sweeping across the nation from lands far away -- Europe and Australia -- that have got people going absolutely bonkers: The mantyhose.

Pantyhose were once a fashion trend closely guarded by females in banks, post offices, and law firms; but some progressive -- and very serious metrosexuals -- look to end their tyrannical, monopolist hold over pantyhose with every fiber of their body. Here is a look at the early adopters, and make sure to comment on how sophisticated and dashing they look. The Thinker. Funny or Die - Bill Hader, Brian Petsos, and Kristen Wiig in THE KEY FITS. Products for Extremely Close Couples. With Valentine’s Day creeping up, couples may find themselves searching for unique romantic gifts.

Products for Extremely Close Couples

Everyone else may find themselves searching for the nearest exits to get away from the lovey-dovey stuff. Some couples are just so sweet it’s sickening. Image: Boyfriend Remote Control. Real Life Disney Princess Portraits - DivineCaroline#10. The Will to Fail. English Pronunciation. If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

English Pronunciation

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. This Sh*t Girls Say.. Capriccio Diabolico (Omaggio a Paganini). -娱乐视频 在线观看 视频下载. Peanuts Comic Strip, December 23, 1956 on GoComics. Pause sonore. The Palace is Abuzz. Drinkify.

Reflections « Awkward Family Pet Photos 06/20. Serotonin-and-dopamine.gif (Imagem GIF, 620x368 pixéis) A look inside the state home for Manic Pixie Dream Girls. Long time readers of this website will remember the genesis of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, the magical phrase coined by our own Nathan Rabin to describe those quirky, adorkable female love interests of so many Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst films.

A look inside the state home for Manic Pixie Dream Girls

The trope has both been defined as a “cinematic scourge” and grown more popular thanks to Zooey Deschanel (who was the subject of satire when the MPDG manifested itself into a recurring SNL skit). As the MPDG continues to haunt our Shins-soundtracked dreams, it’s comforting to know there are those who care, as evidenced by the below video. Made by comedy group The Natural Disastronauts as part of their web series “The Katie Willert Video Experience,” the video envisions a home where loved ones can take their beloved MPDGs to roam free and be happy, unencumbered by society’s silly constraints once the memories of getting married in a bouncy castle have faded.