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Pro: Never Need a Pen Again It's like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times. Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional Damage Artists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6717665/the-pros-and-cons-of-dating-an-artist

"The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist" by Bill Dixon - CollegeHumor Article

While shoe-horning these into conversation today might prove difficult, these 17 synonyms for sex were used often enough in 19th-century England to earn a place in the , a book for upper-crust Britons who had no idea what the proles were talking about. 1. Amorous congress To say two people were engaged in the amorous congress was by far the most polite option on the list, oftentimes serving as the definition for other, less discreet synonyms. 2. Basket-making http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/140163

17 Euphemisms for Sex From the 1800s

The Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg, Russia contains over 3 million pieces of artwork. As you can imagine, security is taken quite seriously and the museum takes great measures to keep its treasures safe. http://living.msn.com/family-parenting/pets/off-the-leash-blog-post?post=7fa452a5-3744-4b75-85cb-a2e7f9242e07

Over 65 Cats Guard Artwork at Russian Museum- Off the Leash - Family-Parenting

Snuggie version of Beyonce's Countdown

http://now.msn.com/snuggie-version-of-beyonces-countdown A video of a guy lip-syncing to Beyoncé while wearing a Snuggie is entertaining enough, but when played side-by-side with the original Beyoncé “Countdown” clip, it’s mesmerizing. The attention to detail YouTuber kkpalmer200 demonstrates is incredible as he matches the singer move for move, outfit for outfit. And of course, there’s always his oh-so-fashionable Snuggie to admire. We shudder to think how long this complex performance project took to complete. <p style="text-align:right;color:#A8A8A8"></p>
http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/movies-and-tv/201112/worst-tv-fitness-infomercials-ever The Hawaii Chair According to the makers of this widely panned device, "If you can sit, you can get fit." In reality, you shut off half of the body's muscles when you use this machine—and look ridiculous while doing so. Tony Little's Gazelle Freestyle Exercise Machine At 00:12 begins one of the most awkward moments in all of infomercial history as the Ponytailed One dry humps fitness model Darla Haun.

The 5 Worst Fitness Infomercials of All Time: Movies + TV

1. Watching every episode of Arrested Development a hundred times takes up a lot of your free time. 2.

41 Reasons Why You’re Still Single

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Father, son charged following nude street brawl, police say: Crime

Police contend nude battlers wrecked home and fought in street. A bloody fight between a naked father and son trashed their Spenard home and spilled into the street early Friday, Anchorage police said. It was 6 a.m. at a house on Kent Street when an argument between an 18-year-old and his 39-year-old father turned violent, said police spokeswoman Anita Shell.
smouldered : i dont want to know the future but i would just like to know at what point i get to have sex in a library emmyc : I noticed a lot of people getting a lot of anonymous/general hater crap lately!

kate or die!

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http://www.sloshspot.com/blog_details.php?blog_id=410 There is a new fad sweeping across the nation from lands far away -- Europe and Australia -- that have got people going absolutely bonkers: The mantyhose. Pantyhose were once a fashion trend closely guarded by females in banks, post offices, and law firms; but some progressive -- and very serious metrosexuals -- look to end their tyrannical, monopolist hold over pantyhose with every fiber of their body. Here is a look at the early adopters, and make sure to comment on how sophisticated and dashing they look. The Thinker

Products for Extremely Close Couples | Incredible Things - StumbleUpon

With Valentine’s Day creeping up, couples may find themselves searching for unique romantic gifts. Everyone else may find themselves searching for the nearest exits to get away from the lovey-dovey stuff. Some couples are just so sweet it’s sickening. http://www.incrediblethings.com/lists/products-for-extremely-close-couples/

English Pronunciation

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

The Palace is Abuzz

When I was a very small child, I asked my parents a fairly standard question about how a child ended up a girl or a boy. My fairly nonstandard parents gave me a 3-hour lesson on genetics and X and Y chromosomes. Of course, when I asked how the lady got the man’s chromosomes, my mother mumbled something about “love each other very much” and “when they get married”.