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Getting arrested sucks, but the unpleasantness of it all doesn't stop thousands of people from being apprehended every day -- and, to be fair, not everyone who gets nabbed is even close to what most would consider a criminal. Mugshots can tell us a lot; some spice up their gloomy trip by maintaining a cheerful attitude through the booking process, the results of which are funny and sometimes endearing mugshots. Others are unintentionally hilarious and their mugshots are proof that the ravages of drug addiction and street life can occasionally be funny (to others). http://www.urlesque.com/2010/05/24/41-hilarious-mugshots/

41 Hilarious Mugshots - Urlesque

http://missedconnectionsny.blogspot.com/ I was thrilled recently to be invited to create a poster for the New York MTA Arts for Transit program. Thrilled is something of an understatement. Every year, two different artists create subway related posters which hang in all the new trains in the city. My friend, the wonderful R. Gregory Christie has designed the other one, so I am in excellent company. Thousands of our posters will be in circulation, so if you are traveling under or over Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens or the Bronx any time in 2012, you can't miss them.

Missed Connections

http://xkcd.com/ Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

xkcd: Misconceptions

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/03/23/college-humor-rpg-heroes-are-jerks/ This is a joke we’ve all been wanting to make for the longest time. Chances are you’ve thought it yourself as you’ve been playing an RPG. It’s extremely gratifying to see it done, and done extremely well. College Humor keeps nailing this stuff.

College Humor: RPG Heroes Are Jerks | Rock, Paper, Shotgun

challenge: movie mashups - the next generation

Movie Mashups - The Next Generation (This challenge is now closed) Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film: The Dambusters in the style of Ghostbusters, Finding Nemo in the style of Jaws, etc. Fraser has joined the Moomins. , Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:31) Pages: 29 , 28 , 27 , 26 , 25 , 24 , 23 , 22 , 21 , 20 , 19 , 18 , 17 , 16 , 15 , 14 , 13 , 12 , 11 , 10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 (or see the latest posts) http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/moviemashups/
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?

humor

http://www.toinspire.com/Humor/Steven%20Wright%20quotations.html
FENGHUA, CHINA—Chen Hsien, an employee of Fenghua Ningbo Plastic Works Ltd., a plastics factory that manufactures lightweight household items for Western markets, expressed his disbelief Monday over the "sheer amount of shit Americans will buy." Enlarge Image Chen makes yet more stupid crap for consumers overseas. "Often, when we're assigned a new order for, say, 'salad shooters,' I will say to myself, 'There's no way that anyone will ever buy these,'" Chen said during his lunch break in an open-air courtyard. "One month later, we will receive an order for the same product, but three times the quantity. How can anyone have a need for such useless shit?"

Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/articles/chinese-factory-worker-cant-believe-the-shit-he-ma,1343/
Parodied airline safety cards! During my college years I was sitting on a flight somewhere when I realized that the safety cards in front of me had no captions, which I thought was weird. The pictures sure were weird too. I thought to myself, "Is that fellow eating red licorice from his life jacket?!"

safety cards, airline safety, illustration, flight, evacuation, instructions, procedures, Airtoons Home

http://www.airtoons.com/
The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/ . It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

US Department of Laughs

http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/
http://www.fiftythree.org/watertower/

Good Watertower, EVIL WATERTOWER

Many, many years ago, these two watertowers used to be friends, great friends. But after the Good Watertower got her beautiful new paint job and her snazzy Plover logo, the Evil Watertower became angry. The Good Watertower has serviced Plover with drinking water for a number of years and is loved by her customers.
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This is the complete listing of all the one-liners you see on the top bottom of the page. Do you know a good one-liner that’s not listed here? Please send it to me .

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