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Greatest-park-bench-ever-31454-1280326662-16.jpg (JPEG Image, 283x732 pixels) The break of the curveball « Best Illusion of the Year Contest. Why Teachers Drink — Dizzy Dee. Disclaimer: I have no regard whatsoever for my grammar in this post.

Why Teachers Drink — Dizzy Dee

Do not attack my grammar as opposed to my comment because as a former debater that will just piss me off and make you look stupid. Firstly, I’d like to say that some of the people are right, youth now seem not to give two shits about education and yes the education system in the US have drastically dropped in efficiency. But let’s be real, this isn’t anything new, there is a general culture of anti-intellectualism in our country among ALL US citizens, not just the youth. Of course, it would be a sweeping generalization to say that most of the people in our country are unintelligent fucks, but let’s not criticize to the youth while half the politicians are hanging on to their common sense by a string.

And how can you really blame kids for not caring about their education when the majority of them are put aside or ignored. And in a buisness world, what’s more valuable to know? Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

18 Vintage Mugshots From The Twenties. I recently stumbled onto these amazing mugshots of Australian inmates of all kinds.

18 Vintage Mugshots From The Twenties

Whores, gangsters, fraudsters, and crooks of every kind circa 1920. The quality that these were restored to is nothing short of astounding, capturing every detail and quirk of each prisoner. Pallo.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object) Skellig Michael – Mysterious Monastery in the Atlantic. Nine miles off the coast of County Kerry in the west of Ireland there are two small rocky islands peeking out of the Atlantic Ocean.

Skellig Michael – Mysterious Monastery in the Atlantic

The larger of the two, Skellig Michael, is home to something quite extraordinary – a 1400 year old monastery which only a handful of people get to see each year. As you approach the island there is little, seemingly, to notice. Yet closer inspection reveals the tell tale criss-cross of manmade paths. Who could possibly have wanted to live here – and when? It is thought that the monastery of Skellig Michael was founded at some point in the seventh century and monastic life persisted there for over 600 years.

The name of the island is taken from the Irish language and means Michael’s Rock. It is easy to imagine the early Irish Christian monks leading their extraordinarily spartan day to day existence here – to say that life would have been harsh for them is something of an understatement. 10 INCEPTION Fan Art: Minimalist Posters + Infographic of Dream Levels. Minimalist Star Wars Galaxy Posters. Minimalist Poster Design : 50 Maximalist Examples. American City of Future (1925) #2.

BOBA FETT - NO DISINTEGRATIONS. Opo0328a.jpg (JPEG Image, 4000x2242 pixels) - Scaled (32%) Abandoned Technology Scattered Across The Globe. What would we do without technology?

Abandoned Technology Scattered Across The Globe

Often though, whether from disaster or lack of funding, celebrated technology becomes obsolete and is abandoned. Decay sets in to rust the disused places and objects which were once invaluable to us. Here are defunct and abandoned technologies such as power plants, amusement parks, factories, ships, aircraft, oil rigs, and military installations. Abandoned Balaklava Submarine Base (image credits: English Russia) Until the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, Balaklava was a secretive town that was home to a highly secretive nuclear submarine base. Aircraft tower announcements. How to Stay Awake in Boring Meetings. This just popped up in my inbox... ___ Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?

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Pelotas.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object) The 55 Funniest Signs From the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear from FOD Team. We know that we're a little late to the game and that plenty of other websites have already posted best signs of the rally.

The 55 Funniest Signs From the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear from FOD Team

But this is the internet, and since we are a website on that internet, we are required to post this. So without further ado… Here are the 55 funniest signs from the Stewart/Colbert rally. Empire Magazine Celebrates 20 years of Movie Magic. Found this FANTASTIC collection of celebrity photos for Empire as they celebrate their 20th anniversary, they took photos of 27 of the most iconic celebrities recreating some of the most iconic moments in movies!

Empire Magazine Celebrates 20 years of Movie Magic

Minimalist Posters. 50 Lessons Learned From Movies. Happy Monday!

50 Lessons Learned From Movies

I know it’s not always happy but today it is because Creatives Couples is back! I’m very excited because this one of two times you’ll be seeing the lovely Lisa Yoder, a developer from Philadephia, on the blog this week. Lisa currently works at Urban Outfitters as a developer and is married to the very talented Chad Ostrowski who is a Ruby developer at PipelineDeals. I’m extremely jealous of their double-developer power. While both my husband and are front-end developers, we definitely don’t get to focus on development as often as we’d love to. What makes you a creative couple? Lisa: We’re both professional web developers, which is a pretty creative endeavor unto itself. Chad: The band that Lisa referenced will be reborn this year, but we’re working much harder to make it a shared endeavor this time (previously it was mostly my baby). How does your relationship inspire you creatively?

Chad: Hmm… Tough question! Linesuperfollow.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object) Image: 'Cityscape' by Marco Bauriedel - category Fantasy - site - CG artist home// Ss-110301-MISP-10.jpg (JPEG Image, 1500x1000 pixels) - Scaled (71. Earth View. Running Man_Master.jpg (JPEG Image, 2796x1974 pixels) - Scaled (36%) n02_sean-heavey.jpg (JPEG Image, 990x567 pixels) Funny-6.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x562 pixels) Sendlink_2.jpg (JPEG Image, 400x402 pixels) Oil_spill.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x418 pixels) Bananas and Monkeys. Original source unknown.

Bananas and Monkeys

(But the story appears to have some basis in fact.) Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Now, put away the cold water. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water.

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The 7 Players on Every LLWS Team

But no matter where the teams come from, they all include these 7 players. #1 — The Crier He was a valuable member of the team all tournament season. But now that they have advanced to the Little League World Series and are playing before thousands of people every game and millions more on ESPN, his little pre-teen emotions can't handle it. If he falls down a strike, he starts to tear up. Thankfully, The Crier's awful performance usually cuts into his playing time, because no one wants to see a 12-year-old kid piss his pants on national television. . #2 — The Giant Power Hitter. Eclipse_final_med.jpg (JPEG Image, 2200x1402 pixels) - Scaled (50%)

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In Catless Peace

Say hi! Stranger: You are in a room with exits north and south. There is a table with a piece of paper on it. What do you do? You: doodle on the paper for a bit. Stranger: You have no pen. You: i always have a sharpie. Stranger: You pull your trusty Sharpie out of your pocket and doodle some rabbits on the paper. Stranger: The original writing is now obscured by fluffy tails. You: cool. now i think i’ll take a nap. Stranger: You lie down on the carpet and close your eyes. Stranger: Soon, you wake up, feeling well-rested, but sore. The-united-states-of-shame-29689-1295890145-21.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x471 pixels)

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In the language of cosmologists, a large cosmological constant is directly implied by new distant supernovae observations. Tomorrow's picture: strange martian mud. Pandahate.gif (GIF Image, 320x240 pixels) f41_24970999.jpg (JPEG Image, 990x613 pixels) Stellar_bh_ill.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x600 pixels) 2010_08_05_14_37_romario_freevar_com_sv_69.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x471 pixels) LMS - HEX - Price Tag Fails. Some of these might be innocent mistakes, but I imagine most of them are the result of bored workers.

10 Best Ad Campaigns "Life's too short for the wrong job". What Is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Tragically, Princess Diana’s death. Question: Why? An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers… Advantages_of_being_colorblind.gif (GIF Image, 415x299 pixels) 105039_1159346235_large.jpg (JPEG Image, 1400x693 pixels)

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