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Ivanka Trump, who had special access to the president and worked around Priebus, replied: “I’m not a staffer! I’ll never be a staffer. I’m the first daughter.”

Senator Ivanka? The idea of Ivanka Trump running against Sen.

Senator Ivanka?

Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) tickles plenty of liberals. After all, "Liddle Marco" went from mocking Donald Trump's penis to being one of his most vociferous apologists. The New York Times' Frank Bruni celebrated the possibility that Rubio "would have done all that shape-shifting, summoned all that sycophancy, and sold out for naught. " Politico reported that Trump ally Tom Barrack is pressing donors to build an infrastructure to lure her into the race, and her husband and fellow nepotism appointee Jared Kushner is apparently "working single-mindedly to protect and promote his wife's 'political career.'" Perpetual Trump critic Rick Wilson said if Ivanka runs, Rubio is "dead.

" Certainly, one of the most servile Republicans losing at the hands of a Trump would trigger tremendous schadenfreude. Ivanka Trump focuses on criminal justice reform as part of reemergence plan. Ivanka Trump used her status to help obtain over 140 pardons and commutations for victims of injustice as well as her father’s cronies, and she's now plotting her political reemergence by highlighting the virtues of some of the clemency grants.

Ivanka Trump focuses on criminal justice reform as part of reemergence plan

Why it matters: While President Trump's eldest daughter dismisses talk she is weighing a campaign against Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), criminal justice reform is a popular, bipartisan issue to associate with as she plots her future endeavors. “It would not be surprising if it’s among the causes she champions in her next chapter," a source close to Ivanka told Axios.

Behind the scenes: President Trump made headlines during his final days in office by issuing a raft of pardons and commutations, including a last-minute one to the former husband of Fox News Channel host Jeanine Pirro. Less known is the role his eldest daughter played, especially in relation to nonpolitical actions. Ivanka Observes Quinoa. Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

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It’s amazing that so many men felt the need to write Paul Ryan takes. But they did! Ivanka branded as the ‘plausibly deniable face of Trump’s dark legacy’ in scathing op-ed - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism. In the wake of a riot that was inspired by white nationalism and a conspiracy theory cult, coupled by a growing number of lawmakers who regurgitate baseless conspiracy theories, the Republican Party is facing a reckoning, Mia Bloom writes in the Israeli news outlet Haaretz this Tuesday.

Ivanka branded as the ‘plausibly deniable face of Trump’s dark legacy’ in scathing op-ed - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism

Bloom says that the cognitive dissonance that conservative Jews and many Israelis who support President Trump while ignoring the dog whistles to various right-wing extremists from his administration runs deep, and it will likely continue as a new generation of Republicans running for elected office have last names that are "Trump" -- namely Ivanka who has expressed interest in running for office in Florida. "Sadly, the current GOP state of affairs is that a history of service, expertise or knowledge has less to do with elections than celebrity even if that sole 'qualification' is tainted by scandal and racism, "Bloom writes.

Read the full op-ed over at Haaretz. Ivanka in 'a bit of a panic' after watching her father singlehandedly wreck her political future: CNN - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism. First daughter Ivanka Trump once had designs on running for political office, but her father's role in inciting a mob to attack the United States Capitol building last week may have permanently hobbled her political career.

Ivanka in 'a bit of a panic' after watching her father singlehandedly wreck her political future: CNN - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism

Sources tell CNN White House correspondent Kate Bennett that both Ivanka and husband Jared Kushner are worried about what they're going to do next because last week's riots have provided "horrific images" that will follow them wherever they go. "That has Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in a bit of a panic as they look to their future," she said.

"I talked to a lot of sources today who say they're questioning everything now, from where they're going to live after the White House to what their careers will be. " Bennett explained that Ivanka and Kushner both know that they are no longer welcome in New York, and they also feel that they might not be wanted in Bedminster, New Jersey, where one of the president's prized golf courses is located. Watch the video below. Ivanka Trump mocked as 'complicit' on post-punk band Gang of Four's upcoming release - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism. Veteran post-punk band Gang of Four mocks Ivanka Trump on their upcoming release, "Complicit.

Ivanka Trump mocked as 'complicit' on post-punk band Gang of Four's upcoming release - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism

" The band will feature a photograph of President Donald Trump's eldest daughter and White House adviser on the new EP, which is due for release on April 20, reported Pitchfork. Ivanka Trump is also name-checked on the EP's second song, “Ivanka (Things You Can’t Have). " "When we think of 'the media,' everyone has lots of ideas about what we mean," said band member Andy Gill, explaining their decision. "It could be social media, where hundreds of memes criss-cross the world; informing, misinforming, beginning or reinforcing ideas that may last a lifetime and beyond. Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden’s Daughter.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J.

Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden’s Daughter

Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump has applied for a job as Joe Biden’s daughter. Trump’s job application, which was leaked to the press on Saturday, included her promise to make Biden’s Presidency “even more successful” than her father’s. “As awesome as Ivanka Trump has been, I believe Ivanka Biden will be even more awesome,” she wrote. Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.” WATCH: Trump spews election conspiracies over Ivanka’s phone at Miami food giveaway event - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism. First daughter Ivanka Trump on Tuesday tried to take part in a charity food giveaway hosted by the King Jesus International Ministry in Miami-Dade County, but she still couldn't escape her father's angry rants about losing the 2020 presidential election.

WATCH: Trump spews election conspiracies over Ivanka’s phone at Miami food giveaway event - Raw Story - Celebrating 16 Years of Independent Journalism

Video posted by WPLG Local 10 reporter Saira Anwer shows Ivanka at the event putting her father on speakerphone so that he could presumably thank the volunteers for their work in feeding hungry Floridians. However, things quickly went off the rails as the president continued to make false allegations about his defeat in the 2020 election.

"They dumped hundreds of thousands of ballots, it was a rigged election! " the president fumed. Oh, The Places Ivanka Trump Won’t Go. ‘Two-bit con’ Ivanka Trump slammed for trying to equate herself with former presidents: ‘off the charts entitlement’ First Daughter and Advisor to the President Ivanka Trump is once again rankling Americans as she continues to try to elevate herself by proximity to power.

‘Two-bit con’ Ivanka Trump slammed for trying to equate herself with former presidents: ‘off the charts entitlement’

Remember, for example, how the then 35-year old angered world leaders and American citizens alike by attending the 2017 G20 Summit, even sitting in for her father, the President of the United States, and trying to hobnob with the likes of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, China President Xi Jinping, and Christine Lagarde, the director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF)? This is Ivanka Trump, an unelected real estate executive, sitting between British PM Theresa May and Chinese President Xi Xinping. pic.twitter.com/Vld4skaSBS— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) July 8, 2017 Or, last year, when she, for no reason, took what The Guardian called “a prominent role in meetings with the G20 and Kim Jong-un.” The First Daughter, who is not an elected official and has no prior government experience or expertise, is at it again. Ivanka Trump may have incidentally undermined part of the Trump world's election argument.

Whenever it's possible to attend large concerts again, it seems proof that you've received a COVID-19 vaccine — or at least tested negative for the coronavirus — will be a requirement.

Ivanka Trump may have incidentally undermined part of the Trump world's election argument

Ticketmaster is working on a plan to use "smart phones to verify fans' vaccination status or whether they've tested negative for the coronavirus within a 24 to 72 hour window" before they can attend events once concerts return, Billboard reported on Wednesday. This would evidently entail having a third party health pass company verify a person's vaccination status, or verify that they've recently tested negative for the coronavirus, after they purchase a ticket.

Once that has been confirmed, Ticketmaster, which wouldn't have access to medical records, would issue the necessary credentials. But "if a fan tested positive or didn't take a test to verify their status, they would not be granted access to the event," Billboard says. ‘Now it’s cool’: Ivanka Trump praises her dad for ‘doing the YMCA’ as Americans die from COVID. Ivanka Trump on Wednesday praised her father for dancing to the Village People’s “Y.M.C.A.” tune despite the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.

“He really believes that a part of his job is to be a cheerleader for America,” Ivanka Trump explained at a campaign event in Charlotte. “So I’m nagging him the whole time he’s in the hospital to relax a little bit, take a couple of minutes, he’s feeling good, relax, relax.” She continued: “The first time he hits the road, he’s like doing the Y.M.C.A. and dancing all over the stage. I’m like, it’s not enough you’re doing all these rallies and you’re up on stage and you’re speaking for an hour and a half without a guitar. Ivanka Trump Wants to Brag About Results at the RNC? How About 180,000 People Dead of Coronavirus.

Ep. 78, Take Your Daughter To Work Day: Ivanka Urges Unemployed To 'Find Something New' Ivanka, White House promote #FindSomethingNew job policy ad campaign and the backlash is titanic. She followed up that sentiment with a tweet explaining that while her initial tweet may have been messy, what with all of the cake stuffed into her face and on her fingers, Americans should know that, “Whether you’re entering the workforce for the 1st time or need to pivot and retrain due to Covid-19, explore all your options to acquire in-demand job skills at The website has a 30-second video in which regular Joes and Janes tell you, the viewer, to get it to-fucking-gether and “find something new.” An example of the successful testimonials in the video include a man explaining that he got laid off twice, “but you got to keep going.”

That guy says he has become a “consultant in the tech space.” The rest of the website works as a portal for online learning, vocational programs, and short associate degree programs. Experts: Ivanka Trump’s endorsement of Goya Foods puts her in serious legal trouble. “Clearly a Violation” Government ethics experts across the nation are denouncing Ivanka Trump’s late-night endorsement of Goya Foods as a violation of law – and ethics – especially as it comes just days after the company’s CEO appeared on national television in the Rose Garden of the White House to praise President Donald Trump.

“If it’s Goya, it has to be good,” the First Daughter and Senior Advisor to the President tweeted Tuesday night, with the statement repeated in Spanish. In her tweet Ivanka Trump is displaying a can of Goya black beans by holding it with her right hand and suggestively motioning to it with her left, as many do when endorsing a product. If it’s Goya, it has to be good. Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/9tjVrfmo9z— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 15, 2020. Ivanka Trump buried for her COVID-19 advice during the packed Mt Rushmore rally: ‘What a clown’

First daughter Ivanka Trump was thoroughly raked over the coals late Friday night after she posted advice on Twitter about wearing masks at the same time that her father, Donald Trump, was holding a rally at Mt. Rushmore before a crowd of shoulder-to-shoulder fans, few of whom were wearing masks. Making things worse, within minutes of Ivanka’s tweet it was announced that Kimberly Guilfoyle, a Trump campaign official and girlfriend of Don Trump Jr., tested positive for the coronavirus.

According to Ivanka, “Please be safe & responsible this holiday weekend. As we celebrate this 4th of July, follow state & local guidelines to keep you & your loved ones safe. Practice proper hygiene, social distancing & wear a mask when in close proximity to others.” Twitter users were quick to point to the rally where she was in attendance to point out the maskless crowd and that her father refuses to observe COVID-19 health protocols.

You can see some responses below: Has Ivanka Trump finally been cancelled? Oor Ivanka Trump. The president’s daughter has spent the past few years toiling away in a mysterious governmental role that nobody asked (or elected) her to take on – and yet she is criminally underappreciated by the underlings she serves. On Friday, the heiress angrily tweeted that she was the victim of “cancel culture”, after a university in Kansas scrapped a virtual commencement speech she had prepared for graduating students. The students had not been thrilled about the choice of speaker, given Donald Trump’s widely criticised response to protests against police brutality and her involvement last Monday in that response: after demonstrators had been dispersed with tear gas, the first daughter pulled out a bible from her £1,200 Max Mara handbag so that her father could pose with it for a photo op by a church.

The Parallel Universe of Ivanka Trump, America’s Disassociated Princess. Her dissociative ability played out again over the weekend. The controversy unfolded on Thursday, when Wichita State University Tech decided it would not air a speech that Ivanka had prerecorded for its virtual graduation ceremony on Saturday. The school made the decision after students and staff condemned the White House’s response to the protests in the wake of George Floyd’s killing. Ivanka had been asked to deliver the address in February, and she recorded the address, which largely talked about coronavirus and did not address matters of race, before the protests began. “In light of the social justice issues brought forth by George Floyd’s death, I understand and take responsibility that the timing of the announcement was insensitive,” Sheree Utash, the school’s president, wrote in a statement on Thursday, not long after Ivanka’s congratulatory address was announced.

Immediately, her remarks caught ire online, and the hashtag #ByeIvanka trended. More Great Stories From Vanity Fair. Ivanka ‘dissociated princess’ schtick is no longer ‘viable’: Trump family biographer. Sorry, Ivanka, what happened to you wasn't 'cancel culture' or 'viewpoint discrimination' When Donald Trump ordered the tear-gassing and violent “dispersal” of American citizens peacefully protesting the police’s treatment of African-Americans last week, all so Trump could practice his fascist strongman act by marching to a Washington D.C. church and hold up a Bible, the Bible itself was being toted alongside him in a $1540 Max Mara handbag held by a fashionably adorned Ivanka Trump.

Ms. Trump may not have appreciated it at the time, but by abetting her father’s ludicrous performance for the cameras she would forever be tying herself to one of the most abhorrent attacks made by a president on this country’s citizens in modern history. Fashion Week, Continued. Fashion Week! Ivanka Trump ‘urged’ Trump’s Bible photo-op — which could become a ‘defining moment’ of his presidency: NYT. Ivanka Trump offered an idea of how Americans could spend Saturday night — and it did not go well. According to a report from Politico, conservative allies of Donald Trump are advising him to move quickly on pushing the re-opening of the country as soon as possible to satisfy his base and, thereby, salvage his re-election prospects.

So Life-like. Fashion Week! Ivanka Turns Heads In Jaw-Dropping Yellow Satin Dress During Dubai Trip. Ivanka scorched for ‘spending so much to look mediocre’ at her Saudi-funded ‘women’s empowerment’ event. ‘Sit this one out’: Ivanka Trump’s complaint about ‘elites’ hilariously backfires. Ivanka Trump was involved in inauguration’s inflated payments to family business — and so was the president: lawsuit.

Then-President-elect Donald Trump and his daughter Ivanka were warned in 2016 that the family business was overcharging the nonprofit presidential inaugural committee — and let it happen anyway, according to a suit filed Wednesday by the Washington, D.C., attorney general. In the civil complaint, Attorney General Karl Racine charged the Trump inaugural committee and the Trump Organization with using around $1 million of charitable funds to improperly enrich the Trump family.

WATCH: Ivanka Trump icily ignores reporter’s questions about her father’s impeachment trial. Ivanka, The First Shady, Faces the Nation! Tweet about Ivanka’s lack of qualifications caused Trump’s Secretary of State to launch major investigation: report. Ivanka, The First Shady, Faces the Nation! Ivanka Trump defends family separations in bizarre CBS interview: ‘Immigration is not part of my portfolio’

How Ivanka and Eric Trump conquered the world – and rescued Christmas. Ivanka Trump Takes Questions From Her Own Aide At Doha Forum. Ivanks Added 14M New Jobs! ‘She may be the dumbest kid’: Internet ridicules Ivanka Trump for bizarre AP interview. Crying and bullying: Here is how Ivanka Trump keeps getting good press. Trump occasionally hands phone to Ivanka during calls with foreign leaders, throws notes in burn bag. Ivanka Trump Pretends Daddy Is Fighting For American Workers.

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The White House was upset by the outrage over Ivanka’s work at G20 so they decided to release these pictures of Ivanka showing her hard work for the her dad #unwantedivanka… LOL. #UnwantedIvanka is Hilarious. The First Shady Is In The News! Ivanka’s ‘sad and pitiful’ attempts to break onto the world stage blasted by former White House Republican – Raw Story.

Internet reacts with glee at ‘privileged twit’ Ivanka Trump getting the cold-shoulder at G-20 summit – Raw Story. Painful video shows Ivanka Trump attempting to speak with G-20 diplomats and being ignored – Raw Story. ‘Court date?’ The internet goes wild after Ivanka Trump announces she’s going to The Hague – Raw Story. Fox And Friends Gaslights British Boos For Ivanka Trump And John Bolton. ‘Why does Ivanka have a maxi pad stuck to her head?’ and other hilarious quips about the Trumps’ UK visit – Raw Story. Ivanka Trump Claims President Offered Her World Bank Job. Ivanka Trump is the 'patron saint of hypocrites and grifters': Guardian columnist. What Happened to Ivanka Trump's Clothing Line? Ivanka Trump: What Does She Want? BUSTED: House Oversight Chair accuses Ivanka Trump of breaking federal law by not preserving emails.

What Did Ivanka Know About Trump Tower Moscow? It Wasn’t “Almost Nothing.” After Cohen's testimony, how much longer can Ivanka Trump play dumb? Ivanka Trump comes out against all guaranteed jobs except her own. Angela Merkel Defends German Manufacturing As No Threat To US; Ivanka Is NOT Amused. Dem Congress May Seek Testimony From Ivanka Trump. Ivanka Trump: I Have ‘Zero Concern’ the Mueller Investigation Will Implicate Anyone I Love. Ivanka Trump ABC Interview: I'm Not 'President of All Women’s Issues'

Ivanka Trump Tweets About How She Builds Women Up. IVANKA VACUUMING BY JENNIFER RUBELL PRESS RELEASE — CulturalDC. Ivanka Trump Performance Art, Ivanka Vacuuming, Opens at DC Gallery. Bloomberg - Are you a robot? Ivanka Trump to Launch Global Women Economic Empowerment Initiative. Ivanka Trump scolds reporter for ‘inappropriate’ question about father’s alleged sexual misconduct. Ivanka Trump's Good Morning America Interview Is Hot Garbage. The Morning Quote. Ivanka Trump Had to Answer 'Lethal Force' Question When 'Good Morning America' Brings Receipts to Interview. Ivanka Explains Her Emails, And We Know She'd Never Lie To Us. Ivanka Trump insists ‘lock her up’ should not apply to her private email use in the White House.

Filial Affection, Trump Style! White House Security Officials Relieved Ivanka Trump’s Computer Just Cardboard Box With Mirror On It. Ivanka Trump Endorses Anti-Abortion Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds. Ivanka Trump clarifies motivational quote that she seems to have erroneously attributed to Socrates. “Cut Bait”: As the Kavanaugh Nightmare Escalates, Trump Is Gripped with Uncertainty as Ivanka Suggests Cutting the Judge Loose. Theslot.jezebel. Colbert Completely Drags Ivanka Trump For Her Utter Uselessness.

Ivanka Trump’s fashion brand is closing. Splinternews. Investigators have emails from Ivanka, Cohen and a Russian who wanted to set-up Trump-Putin meeting. Ivanka Trump may soon be in the crosshairs of FBI and congressional investigators. REVEALED: Ivanka connected Cohen with Russian weightlifter who offered to set up Trump-Putin meeting. Ivanka Trump’s Photo Op With Boris Johnson Is Totally Freaking People Out. Splinternews. Ivanka Trump slammed as fake Secretary of State in Peru. Retired general humiliates Ivanka after she displays total ignorance of federal child health programs.

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