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The Problem With Social Networks. "Social Networks" like Facebook are booming -- especially Facebook.

The Problem With Social Networks

There's only one problem with them: to communicate there, members pretty much have to write. How can that be a problem? After all, all of us learned to write in school, right? Well, no! And here are some real life examples. Rachel: "I'm board. " Abigale to Darcy: "You shouldn't be aloud to talk. " Post: "Never leave facebook open. Catrina: "Just found out the US is bombing Labia...THAT SUCKS!... Cory: "DONT LET YOUR EMOTIONS OVER POWER YOUR INTELIGENCE'S" Alexa: "seriously? " Poster: "when is the point when you no that you cant fail worse? " And here's why this happens: Alyssa: "honer roll now with mostly a's and 1 b hopping for princapals honer roll next time :-)" Lee: "Just curious, does your school give spelling tests? " That, and: Post: "....thank you Massachusetts for making it impossible for me becoming a teacher.

Yeah. Posted May 13, 2011 11:00 AM « Marketing Explained | Home | Random | Newspaper Correction of the Month » If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses. Words on Pictures. Again. Australia. Australia is a wonderful, beautiful island continent home to a peaceful, happy, and loving people... that Mother Nature hates so much she can taste stabbing.


&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') ! = Just The Facts Australia is the largest island nation in the world, straddling the border of the Pacific and Indian Ocean. It has a rich and exotic ecosystem supporting fantastic flora and fauna...all of which were unfortunately eaten by the monsters that live there. From the Abyss It Is Birthed Back in the 1770s the British Empire discovered Australia and, after finding it generally unfit for human habitation, proceeded to send all of their criminals and generally unwanted peasants there...because basic human empathy was not to be invented until the year 1821.

Things in Australia that Will Kill You Everything. Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? You just walked into Mother Nature's Thunderdome, friend. Hugh Jackman seems nice. Paper vs Rock. 8 rules for dating my daughter. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 8 rules for dating my daughter Copyright 1999 W.

8 rules for dating my daughter

Bruce Cameron ==> Please do NOT remove the copyright from this essay! <== When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a hand that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds.

Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. The opinions and statements expressed on this page are those of parents who belong to the UC Berkeley Parents Network and should not be taken as a position of or endorsement by the University of California, Berkeley. Some Children Are Quick. Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.

Kids talk Science

Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. " * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. " * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. Girlfriend 1.0. To: Tech Support Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

Girlfriend 1.0

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me? See other random stuff Send feedback on this page Go to. Owned. Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns. Ways To Break Up With Someone. How Twilight Works. How to Suck at Facebook. Why teachers Drink. You learn something new every day.

Why teachers Drink

Usually, how dumb yet another person is. Why do teachers drink? We drink because we know that we have had some influence in the lives of people like: Michele Bachmann – Click Here for more Donald Trump Charlie Sheen – How the Charlie Sheen drug works – CLICK HERE Why teachers drink These are actual answers to test questions in the classroom! That means this material has been studied for a period of time before the test questions were asked (just so you non-teachers know) One of my favourites: I used to put this on my History tests as a bonus question to help the students get some extra marks.

When was the war of 1812? HOW TO WRITE GOOD. If World War I Was a Bar Fight. Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.

If World War I Was a Bar Fight

Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene. What Is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

What Is Globalization?

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