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The Problem With Social Networks. "Social Networks" like Facebook are booming -- especially Facebook.

The Problem With Social Networks

There's only one problem with them: to communicate there, members pretty much have to write. How can that be a problem? After all, all of us learned to write in school, right? If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses. Words on Pictures. Again. Australia. Australia is a wonderful, beautiful island continent home to a peaceful, happy, and loving people... that Mother Nature hates so much she can taste stabbing.

Australia

&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') ! = Paper vs Rock. 8 rules for dating my daughter. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 8 rules for dating my daughter Copyright 1999 W.

8 rules for dating my daughter

Bruce Cameron ==> Please do NOT remove the copyright from this essay! <== When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. Some Children Are Quick. Kids talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.

Kids talk Science

Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. Girlfriend 1.0. To: Tech Support Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

Girlfriend 1.0

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. Owned. Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns. Ways To Break Up With Someone. How Twilight Works. How to Suck at Facebook. Why teachers Drink. You learn something new every day.

Why teachers Drink

Usually, how dumb yet another person is. Why do teachers drink? We drink because we know that we have had some influence in the lives of people like: Michele Bachmann – Click Here for more Donald Trump. HOW TO WRITE GOOD. If World War I Was a Bar Fight. Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.

If World War I Was a Bar Fight

Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers. What Is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

What Is Globalization?

Answer: Tragically, Princess Diana’s death. The Thanksgiving Letter « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 11/26/2009. Modern Analogies. Left-Handed Toons by Right Handed People. Dear blank, please blank. Blogtations. Crazy Things Parents Text.