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The more things change, the more they stay the same. Kind of. By Meredith Carroll | Tip #10: Don't get sloppy drunk, because then you might violate Tip #8 (heaven forbid!)

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Kind of.

Boy, am I glad I found someone to marry me. It’s rough out there. At least I assume it is (I’ve been with my husband for 8 years, so I wouldn’t really know, but I still kind of know, you know?). I don’t think dating is or has ever been really easy. Check out this little photo guide for single women to land a husband in 1938 (think of it as The Rules: The Early Years). Nggallery id=’123876′ ...in your boudoir to keep your allure. ...girls who borrow their handkerchief and smudge them with lipstick. ...and never look bored, even if you are. All images courtesy of Retronaut.co. Photos of University of Wisconsin Memes. Success Kid - got lost in humanities found atlantis. 30 Examples Of Internet Memes At The Wisconsin Capitol.

What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life. Samantha Parkington:Did you know, when you picked her out, that Samantha was the cool one?

What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

Or were you simply drawn to her glossy brown hair, sophisticated accessories (she had a fur muff!) And rich demographic? Either way, every girl wanted a Samantha. If you owned her, you quickly learned the value of cachet. By virtue of acquiring a status symbol early on (a Samantha doll was the designer jeans of third grade), you never quite had to worry about things the way other girls did. Molly McIntire:If you had Molly, you probably wanted Samantha instead, but contented yourself with Molly because you too wore glasses, liked books, were bad at math, and would concoct various schemes to get attention.

As an adult, you’ve developed a carefully honed aptitude for sarcasm. Kirsten Larson: You probably got Kirsten because she was blond, or because you read a lot of Little House on the Prairie books. You therefore grew up to be a bit more thoughtful, a bit more reserved than your peers. Ugly Renaissance Babies. Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving. Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins.

Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving

I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. But as harrowing as the move was for us, it was nothing compared to the confusion and insecurity our two dogs had to endure. Our first dog is - to put it delicately - simple-minded. Our other dog is a neurotic German shepherd mix with agonizingly low self-esteem who has taken on the role of "helper dog" for our simple dog. Neither dog is well-equipped with coping mechanisms of any kind. When we started packing, the helper dog knew immediately that something was going on. When the soul-penetrating pathos she was beaming at me failed to prevent me from continuing to put things in boxes, the helper dog became increasingly alarmed. Unfortunately for the helper dog, it took us nearly a week to get everything packed up. 'Proof Nicolas Cage is vampire'

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