background preloader

Funny

Facebook Twitter

Simple Kind Of Life & Blog Archive & cursing is fun! Hello world!

Simple Kind Of Life & Blog Archive & cursing is fun!

March 7th, 2012 Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging! Tv + shopping = as seen on tv November 9th, 2010 Anyone reading this that knows me is well aware of my long standing love affair with the television. Of course, with many folks being tight on cash this year, or simply wanting to make smart shopping choices before plunking over their hard earned dollars for the latest gimmicky thing they’ve seen on the boob tube, it’s great to have a resource that gives you the low-down on all of your favorite infomercial products BEFORE you buy.

Take the Instyler for example, a product I have always wondered about. PUSH MODELS sponsors 2010 Nite Flite Gala event November 8th, 2010 Close to 5,000 people touched down in Scottsdale, AZ to celebrate and dance all night at the 2010 Nite Flite Gala. Party-goers were all over Indian Plaza as live music exploded from main stage and DJs spun the hottest club music in venues like Axis/Radius and Suede.

- StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. Untitled Document - StumbleUpon. The Philosophy of Kissing - StumbleUpon. Dear Flummoxed, That's a very good question; nowadays most sex education courses focus on secondary and tertiary sources, so much so that few people really get exposed to the classics in this field any more.

The Philosophy of Kissing - StumbleUpon

I'll try to make a brief but clear summary of some of these important types of kisses: Aristotelian kiss a kiss performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway. Hegelian kiss dialiptical technique in which the kiss incorporates its own antithikiss, forming a synthekiss. Wittgensteinian kiss Godelian kiss a kiss that takes an extraordinarilly long time, yet leaves you unable to decide whether you've been kissed or not.

Mental_floss Blog & If You Watch It Backwards … - StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. 10 cents a minute - StumbleUpon. You Call That A Shot? Boyfriend of the Year. - StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. Humorous Quotes - StumbleUpon. LOTS OF PUNS - StumbleUpon. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.

LOTS OF PUNS - StumbleUpon

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " What Is Globalization? - Global One TV - StumbleUpon. Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

What Is Globalization? - Global One TV - StumbleUpon

Answer: Tragically, Princess Diana’s death. Question: Why? An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer, - StumbleUpon. A Thoughtful Look at Men and Women SHE DRIVES FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

- StumbleUpon

HE'S LOST IN THE TRANSMISSION By DAVE BARRY CONTRARY to what many women believe, it's fairly easy to develop a long-term, stable, intimate, and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy. Of course this guy has to be a Labrador retriever. With human guys, it's extremely difficult. Crazy_Lawn_Chair_War_Email_Chain. Funny Anti Jokes - StumbleUpon. What are Antijokes?

Funny Anti Jokes - StumbleUpon

Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL!

A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon. My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases - StumbleUpon. Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.

My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases - StumbleUpon

It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! God, look at the time! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? (At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? Sona si Latine loqueris. Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes If you can read this you're over-educated Vidi Vici Veni I saw, I conquered, I came Vacca foeda Stupid cow Mihi ignosce. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! Gramen artificiosum odi. Tom Mabe Pranks A Telemarketer - Video - StumbleUpon. Funny Hugh Laurie &Stephen Fry Comedy Sketch! Your Name, Sir? - Video - StumbleUpon.

DUI test Perfect Score. Things (not) to say on planes.