Your Daily Life in GIFs It’s time once again to take another look in the animated mirror! Special thanks to Jonotron for submitting this first one. When everyone laughs at a joke you don’t get: When someone offers a witty insight: When someone says you can have a bite of their food: When people you don’t know tell you their problems: When you’re feeling crummy and someone tries to get you to hang out with them: When someone tells a dirty joke: When you accidentally walk in on someone who is naked: When friends talk about something you weren’t invited to: When the teacher says you can’t write the essay the day before it’s due: When you get a great new hair cut and can’t stop looking at it: When you come home after hours without being on the computer: When you come home drunk: When you really like the song, but don’t know the lyrics yet: When it’s your birthday and you sit back to watch the notes roll in on Facebook: When you were little and your mom brushed your hair: most of these come from here, here, here and here.
Sexy Meets Funny - Part 20 Life Vest Sales Plummeting With the rise in (clear throat) natural lady flotation devices, the life vest industry is failing. Said one retailer, “we’re essentially losing %100 of our market since women no longer need the vests and men are too drunk and stubborn to wear them in the first place.” Excited FBI Investigates Nude Scarlett Johansson Hollywood celeb Scarlett Johansson, has tapped the FBI for help investigating who could have hacked and stolen nude photos of the famed actress. Solar Powered Bikini Plug me in babe. Designed by Andrew Schneider, this solar-powered bikini can pump some electric juice into your gadgads via USB connection. “A solar film bikini that charges your iPod! Happy Anniversary Lets take a moment to remember 10 years ago today, because honestly you probably already forgot to never forget. Gone Fishin’ Babezatron staff will be taking a fishing trip this weekend. Exhibitionist Coffee Cup Long Lost Video So you know that video you’ve been searching several months for?
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How To Insult People In Foreign Countries | Smosh Summertime is coming and while most of us are making plans to twiddle our thumbs and maybe watch all 6 seasons of Lost again… some of the luckier folk are planning their trips abroad. They are not only picking out the restaurants and tourist spots they’ll hit but they are also brushing up on some foreign language basics they might need overseas. Sure you need to know how to say “Where’s the nearest bathroom?” and “Are you sure this is legal in your country?” Ireland Insult: Piss Artist Meaning: An Unstable Drunk Who Pisses Themselves Leave it to the Irish to have a high-falutin’ word for a drunk! Germany Insult: Schweinhund Meaning: Pig Dog This word means pig-dog and is a big insult in Germany. China Insult: Ham Sep Lo Meaning: Salty Wet Man In America you might assume this means that someone is into snorkeling or something, but in China it means you're super duper horny or a pervert! Bosnia Insult: Sanjam Da Prdnem Na Tebe Meaning: I Dream Of Farting On You The Netherlands Insult: Krijg De Kanker
The Most Efficient Way to Do ... Everything Let's face it: We are tragically ineffective people. Don't try to deny it. You're reading Cracked right now instead of doing literally anything else; that's proof enough right there. Luckily the Internet, the primary cause of our efficiency deficiency, might also be the cure: I've found as many quick, easy methods to streamline your life as I could threaten Google into giving me. And so you're sure there's actual merit to all of these practices, I'll also be testing them out first. Day 1: Most Efficient Way to Sleep Let's start with the biggest time-waster of all: sleep. Uberman: Terrorize your brain. Ideally, once you've grown accustomed to that schedule, you'll only need a total of two hours of sleep for every 24-hour period. Day 2: Most Efficient Way to Stir Liquids According to the Japanese, everything you've done today, you've done completely wrong. Anyway, this Japanese method is about to call into question everything you know about stirring powder into liquids. Get off my feet! Day 3:
35 Funny Illustrations by Tiago Hoisel – with Exclusive Interview Today we have the special honor to discuss about digital art and painting with Tiago Hoisel. Besides the great collection of humorous illustrations that he has provided for us, Tiago also gives precious advice and shares interesting information in the below exclusive interview. Amazing creativity, detail and fun are the perfect words to describe his artwork. The humor and realism are perfectly combined to depict real life situations or imaginary scenarios meant to make the viewer laugh and want more! Q: Howdy Tiago! Welcome to pxleyes.com community. A: My name is Tiago Hoisel, I’m graduated in graphic design in Universidade do Estado da Bahia. “Chico Bento” Q: Your illustrations are so funny and expressive! A: I always liked humor and realism, so when I started to draw I tried to bring these two thing to my work. “Teenager” Q: What software do you use and which is the feature you couldn’t live without, of that particular software? “Meeting with Girlfriend’s Family” “Maria!” A: My family.
Guy Photoshops Justin Bieber Face Into Coworkers Entire Stock Photo Library... How to use Justin Bieber and Photoshop to ruin a coworker's day. posted 04/13/2011 Renowned master of email aggravation David Thorne recently tormented a seemingly random coworker by digitally grafting Justin Bieber's obnoxious grin onto every single image in his stock photo library. Below is the brilliantly infuriating conversation that preceded this formal complaint, followed by several of the images Thorne Bieber-ized. Secret Fun Spot Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) | Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Tickling Expectations: Reality: via via via via via You may also like:
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The 5 Creepiest Unexplained Broadcasts As we speak, broadcast signals are moving invisibly through the air all around you, from millions of sources. And some of them are really, really freaking weird. We know this because occasionally somebody with a shortwave radio, or a special antenna or even a common household television, will capture one of these mystery signals and suddenly start broadcasting utter insanity. Where do these signals come from? What is it? It is an irritating, electronic noise, not unlike the sound of a truck horn played through a cheese grater. Hammertime? In its 20-something year run, the sound has been interrupted only three times, the earliest known time being Christmas Eve in 1997. The case gets curiouser when you realize that the noise is apparently something held up to a live microphone rather than a recording or just some random feedback (distant conversations can be sometimes heard behind the sound, though they're difficult to decipher). It sounds like "robble-robble." So What's the Deal? Our theory?
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