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Zoomdoggle: More fun than work! (Every week, Zoomdoggle’s latest contributor spills the beans on how to inflate tasty treats into giant sweets. First up, yummi bears). Word on the street is, Zoomdoggle’s got a bit of a crush on Gummi Bears. Michael Myers Takes gokart from Kid.‬‏ I’m gonna get stuff done today! MIND = BLOWN: How to test short sightedness. Cookie-Monster-Cupcakes.jpg (JPEG Image, 540x720 pixels) - Scaled (86%) Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation. National Days. Stool-sample.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x448 pixels) Lion Tries To Eat Baby. "A Guide to Lunchtime Social Groups, Through Life" by Susanna Wolff. Random funny pictures. "Here grandma, I wrote directions on the remote so you'd stop calling me everyday."

Ahhhhhhhh! Chain Bear - Not Affiliated with Bear-Baiters. Bigfat.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x681 pixels) - Scaled (91%) Spider Man. Sayings-23.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x479 pixels) Text Message. Bits: Yoshi Hates Mario. Rodney Mullen 1984 Japan‬‏ Browser-wars.jpg (JPEG Image, 698x501 pixels) Trampoline wall action with Oli Lemieux‬‏ Bluntcard.com. Funny Pictures and nothing else! Funny Pictures and nothing else! Funny Pictures and nothing else! Funny Pictures and nothing else! Hilarious School Answering Machine Video. Premium Funny: Antoine Dogson. Best Cookie Packaging Ever. Kid Teaches Shirtless Bully a Lesson Video.

Spot the Differences Cartoon. 6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k. The Tasmanian devil is nearly identical to the wolverine in pop culture: We know that they're smallish mammals known for their viciousness and fury.

6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k

And, once again, we see that they are substantially more wuvable than we've been led to believe -- just look at that little guy! Is he wearing a wee cardigan? How precious! We'll call him Trevor and pretend he enjoys tennis! And then again, just like the wolverine, the Tasmanian devil has to go and ruin the snuggle-fest by opening its mouth and turning into the fucking Sarlacc. But we're not here to repeat ourselves. Some people keep Tasmanian devils on them at all times for occasions like this. "What is this, some kind of steel blade?

Once they do tuck in to a meal, they can eat anywhere between five percent to 40 percent of their body weight in one sitting, after which they are too bloated and tired to move, so they just go to sleep -- with complete disregard for their surroundings. If Life Were a Video Game We Could All Do This. @TheBlackHole25: I remember watching a Bulls game on TV in the 90's (forget the year) where Pippen gets a pass and drains it from 65 feet at the buzzer.

If Life Were a Video Game We Could All Do This

@TheBlackHole25: I would have to say that the girl in the hoop thing is fake. My God, if she missed just slightly...can you imagine? @Char Aznable: There's a difference between the baseball pass/underhand toss, the running two hand shot, and a proper jump shot. For a jump shot, you're releasing around the peak of the jump, so it's mostly arm strength.

LeBron actually made a jump shot from about half court in the playoffs last season, and it was a BIG DEAL. Oh God, Oh God. Suggamama is doing The Ugly Dance. Oops [GIF] 14 Ridiculous (and Context-Free) Freeze Frames from Look What I Found. Bert Kreischer and His Pranks on Hotel Maids. Standup comedian Bert Kreischer is a frequent traveler.

Bert Kreischer and His Pranks on Hotel Maids

He often has to check into hotels during his travels. Being a comedian, Bert has a terrific sense of humor that makes him pull a prank on the hotel maids. Whenever Bert is checking out, he remembers to leave the hotel maid a present. Source: All of these images were tweeted by Bert Kreischer himself. Check out pictures of Bert’s presents below. Pure Genius [PIC] The-what-do-i-look-like-game-32282-1278684684-1.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x361 pixels) Moustaches Make a Difference [PIC] Why You NEED To Sleep With A Teddy Bear. Some of My Favorite One Liners. Why I Hate Cobwebs. Bohemian Rhapsody. Captcha Art Tumblr: Pics, Videos, Links, News. What Is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate:

What Is Globalization?

Zoom.gif (GIF Image, 640x543 pixels) 189180.gif (GIF Image, 640x800 pixels) - Scaled (77. 334418.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x800 pixels) - Scaled (77. Jesus-vs-batman.jpg (JPEG Image, 2250x624 pixels) Dubstep Dance France. Spiderman. Today I Found Out. 25 Fascinating Facts Part 2. In Random by daven — May 27, 2011 at 10:22 am | 0 comments. We be jammin. 10 cents a minute. Dancing Typography / Never Gonna Give You Up. Anagrams. 4chan: Metallica - Enter Sandman (cat) - View Image - Image Poop. Best Worker Ever. 2011-01-10.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x528 pixels) Todd Lamb Notes From Chris Gallery.

Welcome to the “ Notes From Chris” gallery. These are notes that I post around New York City from a mysterious man named Chris. Chris wants to do tedious things with people. He also has lots of problems. “ Notes From Chris” is a project started by Todd Lamb in 2008. See a YouTube video of the notes being read on stage in NYC and an interview in the Village Voice . Kids See Things Differently Than Adults. Added on Mar 31, 2011 / Category : Misc / 25 Comments If you are a parent, you have most likely smiled more than once while thinking about how your child views the world.

Kids See Things Differently Than Adults

I think it's safe to say that kids look at things a lot differently than us grown-ups. Jeff Wysaski knows all about how kids view things differently than adults. His adult vs. kid comparisons on Pleated Jeans really made me laugh. Trencher2_smd.jpg (JPEG Image, 900x645 pixels) - Scaled (96%) Like a Boss. Are White People Racially Oppressed? Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.

Water is dangerous

He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide. " And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. He feels the conclusion is obvious. Let's get this straight. A warm & fuzzy cup of nostalgia for my fellow 90s kids. The Pill. Objection! Write upside down! sıɥʇ ǝʞıl. Epic Ball-Girl Catch - CollegeHumor video.

Epic Home Made Guitar Hero 3 Drums - CollegeHumor video. Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) - Parry Gripp. Morgan Freeman isn't a fan of Black History Month. Bewitched Portraits Hoisted by Merlsification Videos: See what happens when kids who are bullied have had enough!!! Meme Of The Week 5-6. This week we’re focusing on Jesus Is A Jerk.

Meme Of The Week 5-6

It’s a variation of the old LOL Jesus. The Setup: Larry Van Pelt felt the spirit of the lord speak to him, and it inspired him to make pencil illustrations that portray everyday people in everyday events with Jesus with them, guiding them. But what if Jesus was acting like a jerk instead? These edits of Van Pelt’s drawings portray what kind of guy that Jesus would be. For an expanded list and more pictures, check out the Meme gallery. Rant. Veganism is Bullshit (PIC) Dan Says: November 24th, 2010 at 12:43 am You idiot.

Veganism is Bullshit (PIC)

Vegans intentionally avoid products made from animals and substitute special vegan versions of everything made from some plant product or synthetic. They are completely aware that most products come from animals and *that’s what they’re always protesting against. The Empire Strikes Back: Lost Scene #1. I don't know who wrote this.

The Empire Strikes Back: Lost Scene #1

It came in a forwarded e-mail. I made some improvements in grammar and punctuation. A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. List of unusual deaths. This is a list of unusual deaths.

List of unusual deaths

This list includes unique or extremely rare circumstances of death recorded throughout history, noted as being unusual by multiple sources. Some of the deaths are mythological or are considered to be unsubstantiated by contemporary researchers. Oxford Dictionaries defines the word "unusual" as "not habitually or commonly occurring or done" and "remarkable or interesting because different from or better than others. "[1] Some other articles also cover deaths that might be considered unusual or ironic, including List of entertainers who died during a performance, List of inventors killed by their own inventions, List of association footballers who died while playing, List of professional cyclists who died during a race and the List of political self-immolations.

Antiquity[edit] Middle Ages[edit] Beer makes you smarter. Good_ol___90__s_by_pinkbutterflyofdeath.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x705 pixels) - Scaled (81. America is Retarded.com - Like really, really, really, retarded. Haikus are easy. What-Beer-Should-I-Drink.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x1800 pixels) Music-Map - The tourist map of music. Worth the read (I did not write this, I found it on the net)