July 15th, 2009. What are the haps my friends i hope you like high fives all your problems are over July 15th, 2009: You know who hasn't linked to Bellen? ME. This is something that I'm fixing right now! One year ago today: if you have to go, death by misadventure isn't a bad way. it's "a lawful act resulting in death through careless or reckless execution". not bad, not bad! – Ryan. Archive » Today We Escape. GWS. Dr. McNinja. Optipess. Questionable Content. Wondermark. I went to lunch today at a new market-slash-sandwich place that just opened in my neighborhood. It was really good! The market (and neighborhood) is the type to offer fancy organic cold-pressed juice for eleven dollars and artisanal almond milk that comes in something that looks like baby food jars, so when I got this fork to eat my side salad with, at first I wasn’t sure if it was something exotic and fancy: I used the strange fork to eat my salad and was pleased to find that it worked really well!
The tiny serrations on the tip helped spear the individual salad leaves very securely. “Aha,” I thought, “someone has improved upon the simple fork!” I went up and asked the guy behind the counter if all his forks were like this, and he laughed and assured me they were not. I went back to work with my head spinning. Had I been struck by the sort of coincidental circumstance that led to the invention of Post-Its, Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, and representative democracy??
Look at that thing. Putin. Hipster Hitler. A Softer World. Xkcd. Punch an' Pie: try a slice of life... then swallow. Candi - A College Story.