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How To Deal With An Obnoxious Moviegoer. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

How To Deal With An Obnoxious Moviegoer

Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP. 51 Facts You Need To Know About "The Great British Bake Off" 24 Times The Internet Couldn't Handle The Apple Pencil. How to NOT sell something to my generation. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

How to NOT sell something to my generation

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5 facts about the friendship between coffee and poop

" by Live Science and io9 P.S. How Twilight Works. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

How Twilight Works

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Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) Sources: All of the information in this essay came from A People's History of the United States, by Howard Zinn, and Lies My Teacher Told Me, by James W.

Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not)

Loewen, both of which uses primary sources such as eyewitness accounts, journal entries, and letters from Christopher Columbus himself. A very important note about Bartolomé de las Casas and the African slave trade This issue keeps coming up and, despite my footnotes, I keep seeing commentary about it so I'm going to address it here.

Initially, Bartolomé de las Casas advocated the use of African slaves instead of native labor. I soon repented and judged myself guilty of ignorance. I know that the discovery of the New World means a lot of different things to a lot of different cultures. But please, oh please do not call it Columbus Day. Less than a year after the publication of this comic, Columbus Day was renamed to Indigenous People's Day in Seattle. Why 3D movies need to die. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

Why 3D movies need to die

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8 Surprisingly Unhealthy Drinks You Should Avoid

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25 Incredible Novels You Must Read At Least Once In Your Life. A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end.

25 Incredible Novels You Must Read At Least Once In Your Life

You live several lives while reading. —William Styron Books open doors in our minds, allowing us to live an entire lifetime and travel the world without even leaving the comfort of our chairs. When we read a book, we step into someone else’s shoes, see the world through someone else’s eyes, and visit places we might never otherwise go, whether a tiny village in India or the green fields of Narnia. Books teach us about love, heartbreak, friendship, war, social injustice, and the resilience of the human spirit. 1. Told against the backdrop of the changing political landscape of Afghanistan from the 1970s to the period following 9/11, The Kite Runner is the story of the unlikely and complicated friendship between Amir, the son of a wealthy merchant, and Hassan, the son of his father’s servant until cultural and class differences and the turmoil of war tear them asunder. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.

10 Health Benefits Of Drinking Lemon Water You Haven't Realized. If you’ve been to practically any restaurant, you’ll find that if you order water, it will almost always come with a lemon wedge in the glass.

10 Health Benefits Of Drinking Lemon Water You Haven't Realized

You may have thought that all this did was give your water a bit of a lemony after-taste — but you’d be wrong. In truth, infusing your water with a fresh lemon gives it numerous beneficial properties. Why is that? Well, to put it simply, lemon juice is packed with numerous nutrients, ranging from vitamin C to calcium, potassium and iron. Not only that, but it also contains certain antimicrobial agents, allowing it to enhance your immune system. 10 Benefits of Sleeping Naked You Probably Didn't Know. Sleeping is one of the most important things we do every night.

10 Benefits of Sleeping Naked You Probably Didn't Know

Getting the right amount of sleep has an untold number of health benefits and not getting enough sleep is a serious problem in many countries around the world. Did you know that you can get additional benefits by sleeping naked? Here are some benefits of sleeping in the nude: 1. It is easier. 20 Disturbing Fast Food Facts that Will Change Your Diet Forever.

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