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Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innocent. The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge. How to Learn (But Not Master) Any Language in 1 Hour (Plus: A Favor) Deconstructing Arabic in 45 Minutes Conversational Russian in 60 minutes?
Decadent Lifestyle. Tumblr_kv14etQopl1qzpe8uo1_500.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x339 pixels) We are perfect Buddha Mind. Coffee Cup Analogy « Myriad Hues. A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: “If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. Alan Kennedy's Color/Language Project - The Idiom List. Paraprosdokians. A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part.
It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
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Pragmatics. First published Tue Nov 28, 2006; substantive revision Mon Mar 21, 2011 These lines — also attributed to H.
L. Mencken and Carl Jung — may or may not be fair to diplomats, but are surely correct in reminding us that more is involved in what one communicates than what one literally says; more is involved in what one means than the standard, conventional meaning of the words one uses. The words ‘yes,’ ‘perhaps,’ and ‘no’ each has a perfectly identifiable meaning, known by every speaker of English (including not very competent ones). Don’t Mind Your Language… Language. Language, language, language. Best toast I've ever heard... - Twurts and Geekery.
Cookies by Douglas Adams. Distinguishing blue from green in language. The application of terms to ranges of the visible spectrum are essentially arbitrary, cultural conventions.
The notion of "green" in modern European languages corresponds to about 520–570 nm, but many historical and non-European languages make other choices, e.g. using a term for the range of ca. 450–530 nm ("blue/green") and another for ca. 530–590 nm ("green/yellow") Many languages do not differentiate between certain colors on the visible spectrum and do not have separate terms for blue and green. They instead use a cover term for both (when the issue is discussed in linguistics, this cover term is sometimes called grue in English). The exact definition of "blue" and "green" may be complicated by the speakers not primarily distinguishing the hue, but using terms that describe other color components such as saturation and luminosity, or other properties of the object being described. Semitic Arabic In Arabic the word for blue is generally azraq (أزرق). Hebrew Greek AMPHIBOLIES. Amphibolies are syntactically ambiguous, meaning you can read them in more than one way.
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It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children.