UforGot. 60 of the world's happiest facts. 1.
A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. 2. If you fake laugh long enough you’ll start to really laugh, really, really hard. 3. The book cover to the prize winning short story collection, Spellbound, was chosen because author, Joel Willans, bought his wife’s engagement ring with poker winnings. E-mails from an Asshole. Original ad: **** Disguisable weapons wanted **** Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter From Me to **********@***********.org: Hey, I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Thanks, Mike From Jeff ****** to Me: I am. lets see what you got. From Me to Jeff ******: Jeff, Here you go: Looks like a normal spoon, right? Wrong. I am asking $50 for the blade.
That is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time. I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. Fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off. Thank you for re-considering. At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. Still thirsty for justice? This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. Let me know if you want any of these items. The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence. The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions. Cuitlacoche Cuitlacoche is a black fungus that infects corn fields, making the kernels bulbous and swollen as they fill with spores.
It also goes by the name Huitlacoche. If you're having trouble with the pronounciation, it's: Cuitlacoche (kweet-lah-KOH-chay) or Huitlacoche (dat-sfuckin-NAS-tee). It's safe to say this is the first time I've ever paid for an infection. I am, of course, not counting the one I got from your mother. I've read that U.S. farmers consider it a disease and destroy it. Enough chit-chat. Oh, sweet Christ. The following picture is a swear-to-God-unretouched-side-by-side comparison of a normal kernel of corn and an infected huitlacoche kernel, both from the same can. These results can also be achieved by bombarding a kernel of corn with gamma rays and then making it angry. Alright, you've waited long enough. Presenting the entire can of imported sludge (that I was actually charged money for)... Don't worry, I checked the ingredients before I tasted it. For your mom. Lesson 1175 - College Expectations. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Zombie Preparedness Initiative. Before you judge ... Fear. The best way to master someone else -- to crush him or her in the mental judo by which we enwrap our opposites in arguments from which the other cannot escape -- is to convince them that they are motivated by fear, ignorance or stupidity.
At that point they begin to distrust their argument, and lack the will to complete it, which in scientific terms means their insecurity doesn't allow them the energy to forcefully explore enough options, so their brain picks conservatively among weak options and loses. Human fear, for this reason, is vastly misunderstood because we use it more as a token of manipulation than of diagnosis. Like love, sex, God, death and other sacred things, it has become a symbol in the tug-of-war for mindshare that is our advertising-driven, consumer-fueled, individualistic society. Even more, because we live in a time of social judgment predominating over situational complexity, we are not encouraged to investigate fear. It's bad. February 7, 2009.