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God Damned Giant Teenagers Get my Goat « The Problem with Young People Today Is…

When I was a boy I was short. Damned short. Stunted, you might say. And so were my friends. I was 4’2” until my last year of high school, for Christ’s sake, and I was captain of the basketball team. My dad was the tall one and if I tried to get bigger than my size-three britches before my time he’d have thumped me senseless and been right to do it. You’re not supposed to be taller than your old man until he starts to stoop over from age and is ready for a rocker and long afternoons sipping iced tea spiked with gin. But these kids today…six feet tall before they’re out of grade school and lumbering around the playground in size 22 Keds like a pack of slack-assed Godzillas.

It’s disrespectful and a crime against nature. People say it’s steroids in meat and milk that are making these kids so damned tall but I don’t buy that load of crap for a minute. I didn’t grow unless my parents told me to.

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List of unusual deaths. This is a list of unusual deaths.

List of unusual deaths

This list includes unique or extremely rare circumstances of death recorded throughout history, noted as being unusual by multiple sources. Some of the deaths are mythological or are considered to be unsubstantiated by contemporary researchers. Oxford Dictionaries defines the word "unusual" as "not habitually or commonly occurring or done" and "remarkable or interesting because different from or better than others.

"[1] Some other articles also cover deaths that might be considered unusual or ironic, including List of entertainers who died during a performance, List of inventors killed by their own inventions, List of association footballers who died while playing, List of professional cyclists who died during a race and the List of political self-immolations. Antiquity[edit] Middle Ages[edit] Renaissance[edit] 18th century[edit] 19th century[edit] 20th century[edit] Overheard in the Office. The Voice of the City. Baked Marijuana French Toast: French Toasted. Marijuana French toast?

Baked Marijuana French Toast: French Toasted

Yep, you read that right, and there’s no tastier way to completely ruin your early-morning motivation. (source: Dee Adams) Ingredients: 1 French baguette1 ½ tbsp. butter3 tbsp. cannabutter4 eggs1 cup milk¼ cup sugar3 tbsp. maple syrup1 tsp. vanilla extract½ tsp. saltpowdered sugar Directions: Lightly butter a 13 by 9-inch (32.5 by 23-cm) baking dish. Next, whisk together the eggs, sugar, milk, syrup, vanilla, and salt. When ready to cook, preheat your oven to 350°F (180°C). Similar Posts: Tags: cooking with marijuana, cooking with weed, french toast, marijuana french toast, weed french toast. Comics, Quizzes, and Stories.

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