Is there a Santa? (from an engineering standpoint) Disclaimer: I found this on the internet and claim no copyrights on it.
Thanks. - Joe Also, read this rebuttal (from an engineering standpoint) As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. Gay Bigfoot & the 7 Weirdest Mythical Creatures in the World. Every country has its own Bigfoot.
Some are terrifying, some are awesome, and some are just plain ridiculous. We've found the seven creatures that manage to be all three. If these freaks of nature actually exist (and we really hope some of them don't), it proves beyond doubt that the whole world is just one big pile of bat-shit blithering fuckcrazy. Tanzania is the perfect holiday destination for people who enjoy hot weather, beautiful sunsets and being sodomized in their sleep by an ethereal, bat-winged penis ogre. Legend says that the beast known as Popobawa has been menacing the Tanzanian island of Pemba in his own unique style ever since the '70s. Crime has a new enemy. Popobawa has one eye, which is one more than this artist. We know what you're thinking, that this legend got started because some dude's wife expressed curiosity about the odd grunts and slaps she heard when she came home unexpectedly one day.
If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest. On Saturdays, we ask some of our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us.
You get to learn about an awesome site you may not have heard of, and we get to watch cartoons in our boxers. Today Rod Hilton, creator of The-Editing-Room.com brings you an abridged version of the screenplay for Twilight, the movie based on Stephanie Meyer's novel. KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON. Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to Washington to stay with her father, who was totally lame and not cool. Hey honey. Thanks Dad, or whatever. KRISTEN goes to school and is INSTANTLY POPULAR AND BELOVED. Oh my God I love your hair you're so pretty will you be my new best friend?
Douglas Adams - Australia. He was a great story writer, who could always make the most trivial things, hilarious.
As you can see here in Douglas Adams' depiction of Australia Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the Bottom half of the planet. It is recognisable from orbit because of many unusual features, including what at first looks like an enormous bite taken out of its southern edge; a wall of sheer cliffs which plunge deep into the girting sea. Geologists assure us that this is simply an accident of geomorphology and plate tectonics, but they still call it the "Great Australian Bight" proving that not only are they covering up a more frightening theory, but they can't spell either. The first of the confusing things about Australia is the status of the place.
The last confusing thing about Australia is the inhabitants. As a result of all this hardship, dirt, thirst, and wombats, you would expect Australians to be a dour lot. Typical Australian sayings: * "G'Day! " Cookies by Douglas Adams.
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However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text. We've developed Bad Translator to show just how funny things can get. Enter any text in English then click "Translate! " to start.
The program translates the text back and forth using Babelfish, Bing, FreeTranslation.com, and TransPerfect, then displays the final English translation. Developed by Ackuna Translator. Example (original text from the 7th commandment of the Bible): "You must not commit adultery" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Thoust needs potato" Top 10 Crazy Facts About Kim Jong Il. Facts North Korea’s pint-sized dictator is a master of propaganda and social manipulation, but he also apparently suffers from insecurity, delusion, and severe OCD.
Here are 10 “facts” about Kim Jong Il, as reported by the media. The word “facts” is in quotes because the first 5 on the list are examples of propaganda that Kim Jong Il uses to brainwash his citizens into maintaining his almost god-like image. The last 5 are actual facts. The “Fact”: He had a supernatural birth According to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. The “Fact”: He is a fashion trendsetter According to North Korea’s newspaper Rodong Sinmun, Kim Jong Il’s iconic style has become a global phenomenon. The “Fact”: The world loves him According to state-run media, Kimg Jong Il is the most prominent statesman in the present world, and people in countries the whole planet over celebrate his birthday with films and festivals.