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Mitt Romney After Donald Trump Dinner: He Can 'Lead Us To That Better Future' Mitt Romney's White House Lunch - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 11/29. Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway. CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway.

Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presidential candidate walked into the store unannounced early yesterday evening, went to the store’s cereal aisle, and started to play Kid Rock’s “Born Free” on a portable boom box, enthusiastically waving and pointing to no one in particular. As customers began to recognize the 2012 GOP nominee through his scraggly beard and uncombed hair, Romney reportedly picked up a can of Pringles from a nearby shelf, held it near his mouth, and began loudly addressing the growing crowd of confused onlookers.

“How are we feeling out there, friends?” Said Romney, who paused briefly as though waiting for applause from the baffled and completely silent supermarket shoppers. “Together, we’re going to bring some real change to Washington!” Romney Throws Quinceañera For Ann In Last-Minute Attempt To Get Hispanic Vote. Romney’s Mormon abortion video: He shows his real self only when no one is looking. Mitt Romney in front of a video screen showing Mitt Romney, in Columbus, Ohio, Nov. 5, 2012. Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images A five-minute video of Mitt Romney losing his temper has lit up the Internet . The clip, excerpted from an off-air conversation with an Iowa radio host in 2007, has been viewed nearly 2 million times since it was posted a few days ago . Romney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hour.

The Onion - America's Finest News Source. Finally Liberated From Facts, Mitt Romney the Pure Bull Artist Takes Flight. Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked. Lawrence O'Donnell Rewrites the Praise for a Paul Ryan 2012 Presidential Election Bid. Romney Disavows "47%" Remarks, Makes Fools of Right-Wingers Who Defended Him. Jimmy Fallon Debates As Mitt Romney, Tells Jim Lehrer To 'Shut The F*** Up' Mitt Romney Jots Down Ideas For Concession Speech While Obama Talks.

Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates. DENVER—Saying that he wasn’t going to take any shit tonight and that the debate podiums “looked just as fucking lame as all the dressed-up suits in this godforsaken hellhole of a room,” Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney appeared tonight at the University of Denver’s Magness Arena as Ronnie Ferocious, the aggressive, no-rules punk-rock persona he has reportedly adopted for his three debates against President Barack Obama.

Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates

Wearing a sleeveless cutoff suit jacket, tight leather pants, and a blue tie knotted around his head of spiky, red-white-and-blue-streaked hair, Romney swaggered on stage, took his position beside Obama, and ordered debate moderator Jim Lehrer to “fucking do this already.” “You know what? I’ll ask the first question,” the former Massachusetts governor said before putting out his cigarette on his forearm and flicking the butt at Lehrer.

“What kind of little shit show do we have here this evening, folks? Mitt Romney, Rob Portman Visit Denver Chipotle (PHOTOS) Mitt Romney, in Denver to prepare for Wednesday's debate, stopped in at a Chipotle on Tuesday.

Mitt Romney, Rob Portman Visit Denver Chipotle (PHOTOS)

He was joined by Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio), who is playing President Barack Obama in Romney's debate prep. Romney ordered a burrito bowl with with black beans, pork, guacamole and pico de gallo, according to a pool report. "I usually get the burrito. I think I'll go for the bowl today. Mitt Romney Frantically Running Around Ohio Smiling And Waving. CANTON, OH—As part of an effort to cut into President Obama’s lead in the crucial swing state of Ohio, Mitt Romney reportedly ran at full speed Monday around the entire state screaming “Hello!”

Mitt Romney Frantically Running Around Ohio Smiling And Waving

At the top of his lungs while smiling and waving indiscriminately. “Hello, Ohio! How ya doing? Mitt Romney's Real Agenda. Mitt Romney's Disastrous Energy Plan. Romney: My Health Care Law Proves I Care About the 47 Percent. Now That My Campaign Is Over, I'd Like To Talk To You All About The Church Of Latter-Day Saints. My fellow Americans, can I have a moment of your time?

Now That My Campaign Is Over, I'd Like To Talk To You All About The Church Of Latter-Day Saints

It would appear that, following yesterday’s leaking of a video that shows me effectively writing off half the nation’s voters, we can pretty safely say my presidential campaign has come to an end. Oh, technically it may still exist, sure, but let’s be honest with each other: It’s all over. And I have fully accepted that reality. So, with that in mind, I would like to use my few remaining weeks in the public spotlight to tell the nation all about a truly great religious organization called the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You see, folks, I speak to you now not as the Republican Party’s failed nominee for the presidency, but as an ordinary American whose life has been changed by the vision of a very special man named Joseph Smith.

Now, I know during this campaign I’ve said many times that the key to our future happiness is reducing the size of government, cutting taxes, and balancing the budget. Romney Fundraiser Host Revealed: Hedge Fund Manager Who Likes Sex Parties. Mitt Romney is George Constanza (Seinfeld 2012 Election Parody) Amid Discord, Romney Seeks to Sharpen Message.

Open Thread: SNL Bain Ad Parody. Romney’s Jaw-Dropping Incoherence. For all his supposed business competence, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney is running a campaign of jaw-dropping incoherence, mixing some of the most dishonest rants from right-wing talk radio with focus-group worries about health care and the economy even if they clash with conservative principles.

Romney’s Jaw-Dropping Incoherence

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. (Photo credit: You saw this at the Republican National Convention, which was almost fully devoted to gross distortions of President Barack Obama’s positions – like the endless repetition of his out-of-context quote, “You didn’t build that” – combined with complaints that Obama had not intervened enough in the economy to create more jobs, even in contradiction of the GOP’s supposed love of “free markets.” Here is how the chronology actually went: Early on Tuesday, the U.S. Despite the embassy’s message, hours later, mobs of angry protesters attacked the U.S. Shortly after 10 p.m. A Troubling Pattern. 7 Mitt Romney Statements As Idiotic as His Libya Response. September 12, 2012 | Like this article?

7 Mitt Romney Statements As Idiotic as His Libya Response

Join our email list: Stay up to date with the latest headlines via email. No one should be surprised by Mitt Romney’s leaden and unnuanced comments attacking the Obama Administration for allegedly coddling the attackers of the American embassy in Egypt on September 11, when a similar attack in Libya killed four foreign service officers, including the American ambassador.

Every presidential campaign season has high-profile moments that reveal the unscripted and unfiltered values, and temperaments, of the candidates—such as Romney’s off-kilter and neo-con infused comments on the attacks. Romney’s haunting smirk. After his gaffe-tastic British visit in July, I found myself asking “What’s wrong with Mitt Romney?”

Romney’s haunting smirk

It’s hard not to ask it again. Two days after his shameful attack on President Obama in the wake of the killings of four Americans in Benghazi, Libya, one iconic image continues to fascinate: Romney’s odd smirk as he wrapped up his poorly received remarks and left the podium Wednesday. Smirking Mitt Walking Away From Stuff. Romney on SCOTUS Picks: It Would be My Preference They Reverse Roe v. Wade. Finders Weepers: Early Bain Disputes Cast New Light on Its Business. Mitt Romney, then chief executive, at Bain Capital in November 1993.

Finders Weepers: Early Bain Disputes Cast New Light on Its Business

(David L Ryan/The Boston Globe via Getty Images) Another party was stunned by the deal, but for a different reason. James McCall Springer believed that he had brought the idea to buy Experian to Bain in the first place. Lord and Lady Romney meet the press. With a “Juntos con Romney” placard placed strategically behind him, the presidential candidate currently attracting 26 percent support from Latinos told David Gregory he’s fighting for “the middle class that have been crushed under this president.”

Lord and Lady Romney meet the press

But he stumbled when asked if he ever spent time with the unemployed, telling Gregory “Well — actually — just — last night it was. I was with — a person who is facing some challenges.” He was then unable to describe those challenges. In an interview widely derided for a shortage of follow-up questions, Gregory actually got Romney to make some news. Romney told Gregory he “likes parts of” Obamacare, and that he would leave in place the prohibition against excluding people with preexisting conditions and the policy that lets young adults stay on their parents’ insurance policies “up to whatever age they might like,” Romney said, rather unbelievably. Chronicling Mitt's Mendacity, Vol. XXXIII. First Lady Michelle Obama delivered a beautiful speech at the Democratic National Convention this week, which was very well received. There were a few phrases in particular, though, that seemed to strike a chord. Referencing her and President Obama’s families, she said, almost in passing, “We learned about honesty and integrity – that the truth matters, that you don’t take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules, and success doesn’t count unless you earn it fair and square.”

Those three words – “the truth matters” – drew a hearty response. In context, the First Lady wasn’t going after anyone in particular, and she didn’t accuse anyone, even indirectly, of dishonesty. Aid Was Good Enough For Mitt's Dad, But Not For Hungry Kids. How Mitt Dodged the Draft. By H. BRUCE FRANKLIN May 1966. Mitt Romney is just finishing his first—and only—year at Stanford. I’m a 32-year-old ex-Strategic Air Command navigator and intelligence officer, now an associate professor in Stanford’s English Department and something of an anti-Vietnam War activist. About a quarter of a million young American men are already being abducted each year to fight the rapidly-escalating Vietnam War. To address such claims of injustice, the Selective Service was rolling out that month the College Qualification Test, a.k.a. the Selective Service Examination, an “objective” assessment of each test taker’s verbal and mathematical skills, to be used by local draft boards, together with college grades and class rank, to determine who was entitled to that precious 2S deferment and who should be shipped off to Vietnam.

Disrupted the test. Bain and Mitt Romney: Whats Fact and Whats Opinion. 'Mitt Romney: A Human Being Who Built That,' as Narrated by Leonard Nimoy. Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan Speeches Make Me Miss George Bush. The Federal Bailout That Saved Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney likes to say he won't "apologize" for his success in business. But what he never says is "thank you" – to the American people – for the federal bailout of Bain & Company that made so much of his outsize wealth possible.

According to the candidate's mythology, Romney took leave of his duties at the private equity firm Bain Capital in 1990 and rode in on a white horse to lead a swift restructuring of Bain & Company, preventing the collapse of the consulting firm where his career began. When The Boston Globe reported on the rescue at the time of his Senate run against Ted Kennedy, campaign aides spun Romney as the wizard behind a "long-shot miracle," bragging that he had "saved bank depositors all over the country $30 million when he saved Bain & Company. " In fact, government documents on the bailout obtained by Rolling Stone show that the legend crafted by Romney is basically a lie.

Matt Taibbi Reveals How Romney Made His Fortune. US Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney boards his campaign plane at Tampa International Airport in Tampa, Florida, on August 29 en route to Indianapolis, Indiana. August 31, 2012 | Like this article? Ann Romney: Mitt Is 'Used to Passing Up' $30 Million Job Offers. Late Show: Ann and Mitt Romney Lies. Greed and Debt: The True Story of Mitt Romney and Bain Capital. Ann Romney convention speech: Mitt's wife tried to make us love him. Did she succeed? Mitt Romney’s Tax Mysteries: A Reading Guide. Ann Romney: Mitt ‘makes me laugh’ By Agence France-PresseWednesday, August 29, 2012 4:25 EDT. Gillespie Defends Romney Only Doing Fox News: He Spoke 'to Schoolchildren Last Week'

Mitt Romney for President of the United States of America in 2012: Issues. The foundations of our nation's strength are a love of liberty and a pioneering spirit of innovation and creativity. These values - inherited from our Founders and embodied by all who came to our shores seeking opportunity - have made the United States the most powerful nation in the history of the world. LETTERMAN: Mitt Romney's Top Ten. Matt Wilstein: The 30 Funniest Mitt Romney Parodies (VIDEO/PHOTOS) "The Real Romney": Veteran Reporter Michael Kranish on Mitt Romney’s Embrace of GOP’s Rightward Turn. Romney's Plan To Broaden Tax Base Finds Critics : It's All Politics. Mitt’s master gaffe list. Romney: Not Going to 'Manipulate My Life' by Closing Swiss Bank Account. Mitt Romney After Bain Capital: Leaked Documents Connect Candidate To Adelson, Casinos, Cigarettes.

Mitt Romney: 'I'm The Guy Who Was Able To Get Health Care' For Massachusetts. Jimmy Fallon's Mitt Romney Vlog. Romney’s Dirty Tax Secret. With hundreds of documents from Bain Capital being released earlier this week, financial and legal experts have dived through the pile of information to better understand the intricate financial dealings of Mitt Romney and his former firm. One of the more thorough analysis so far has come from Professor of Law Victor Fleischer from the University of Colorado. In his analysis, he finds that Bain used a tax loophole, called the Management Fee Conversion. Photo accidentally reveals UK determination to give Assange no way out.